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I'm waiting to play some ICCup games but right now my mother has occupied the computer for the past two hours doing a write-up for some newspaper story about my medical condition (she has a support-group and is quite vigilante about it). So I was sitting on the sofa waiting for her to get off (haha) and it just so happens that my parents put three books on the sofa to keep the dog from jumping on it. I knew this for a while since my mother is a clean freak and literally vacuums the carpets every morning before she goes to her OBGYN clinic in the Reading Hospital as a nurse.
So I didn't really feel like watching television, and instead pick up a yearbook. I've seen the year books my parents have from before, and I usually page around making fun of the dumb looking 70's and 80's retards that occupied Governor Mifflin. The specific issue I started to read was "Monarch Memories" 1978, which I have no clue how that relates to my school but whatever.
Instead of paging around to make fun of the way people looked back then, I turn to the first page. People wrote comments on her blank page, and I read one that was simply too hilarious to not post:
"Renee - To a really cute girl who I hope to know for a long time. I've known you for a while and I hope to know you just a little better in the not too distant future. I must bore you to death with my piano. I can't help it!! I love playing the piano! Well, anyway, I'm glad I'm going to the ninth grade dance with you. It's how I wanted the "whole mess" to turn out. You are quite a young lady!! So is your sister! You've got a funny mom! I'm sure she'd get along quite well with me. (and I'd get along quite well with her!) I felt like a real pig eating the ice cream at your house right after we ran. I hope we get together a lot over the summer. I want to be with you all the time. If there is anything that adds something to you its those pretty eyes, that curly hair, and your shyness. (even the ?????) It's all these things put together that make up the super young lady & love;
RENEE!
Love
Eric '81"
Two things. First off I'm gonna scan this bad boy once I find where the hell my scanner is. Second off I'm gonna find out where this guy lives, rip the page out and mail it to him. I bet his current wife will get a kick out of it.
And no, I don't understand why it says '81 next to Eric's name but the yearbook is from 1978. And yes, I read Eric's whole love confession as sexual innuendos. And I laughed. Hard.
 
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
hhaahh omg nice lol who the hell writes mesages like that on peoples yearbooks roflllllllll nice..
81".. 8 foot 1? lol
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thedeadhaji
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ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha?
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what haji said might be it.
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I find that quite the humorous. Ask your mother what the 81 is about!
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On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha?
Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. 
EW EW EW.
Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded.
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What, medical condition?
Anyways... if they were in 9th grade from '77-'78 then they were obviously the class of '81... duh?
10th '78-'79
11th '79-'80
12th '80-'81
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United States22883 Posts
What if you find his pic and he looks more like you than your father does
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On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded.
haahah
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On August 08 2008 11:07 Jibba wrote:
What if you find his pic and he looks more like you than your father does
ROFL QFT
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On August 08 2008 11:07 Jibba wrote:
What if you find his pic and "he" looks more like you than your mother does
fixd
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On August 08 2008 10:43 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm waiting to play some ICCup games but right now my mother has occupied the computer for the past two hours doing a write-up for some newspaper story about my medical condition (she has a support-group and is quite vigilante about it). So I was sitting on the sofa waiting for her to get off (haha) and it just so happens that my parents put three books on the sofa to keep the dog from jumping on it. I knew this for a while since my mother is a clean freak and literally vacuums the carpets every morning before she goes to her OBGYN clinic in the Reading Hospital as a nurse.
So I didn't really feel like watching television, and instead pick up a yearbook. I've seen the year books my parents have from before, and I usually page around making fun of the dumb looking 70's and 80's retards that occupied Governor Mifflin. The specific issue I started to read was "Monarch Memories" 1978, which I have no clue how that relates to my school but whatever.
Instead of paging around to make fun of the way people looked back then, I turn to the first page. People wrote comments on her blank page, and I read one that was simply too hilarious to not post:
"Renee - To a really cute girl who I hope to know for a long time. I've known you for a while and I hope to know you just a little better in the not too distant future. I must bore you to death with my piano. I can't help it!! I love playing the piano! Well, anyway, I'm glad I'm going to the ninth grade dance with you. It's how I wanted the "whole mess" to turn out. You are quite a young lady!! So is your sister! You've got a funny mom! I'm sure she'd get along quite well with me. (and I'd get along quite well with her!) I felt like a real pig eating the ice cream at your house right after we ran. I hope we get together a lot over the summer. I want to be with you all the time. If there is anything that adds something to you its those pretty eyes, that curly hair, and your shyness. (even the ?????) It's all these things put together that make up the super young lady & love;
RENEE!
Love
Eric '81"
Two things. First off I'm gonna scan this bad boy once I find where the hell my scanner is. Second off I'm gonna find out where this guy lives, rip the page out and mail it to him. I bet his current wife will get a kick out of it.
And no, I don't understand why it says '81 next to Eric's name but the yearbook is from 1978. And yes, I read Eric's whole love confession as sexual innuendos. And I laughed. Hard.
faust... please dont do this...
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just when i think faust is screwed enough as it is he goes ahead and does this
im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up
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On August 08 2008 11:22 Caller wrote:
im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up
Yeah I contemplated lighting up before but it didn't turn out too good.
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What if he has been secretly looking for your mom and he gets your address then comes to your house?
Lol jk do it, It would be pretty funny.
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On August 08 2008 11:32 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 11:22 Caller wrote:
im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up Yeah I contemplated lighting up before but it didn't turn out too good.
Cuz ur not supposed to do it with tea bags.
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On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded.
Correct me if Im wrong... its getting kind of late... but wouldnt your mom be older if she is class of 78? She graduated 3 years before that kid. Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior.
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Hahaha that's hilarious she had him pretty whipped if she was a freshmen and him a senior. 
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Oh, man... this sounds like a winner. Get the story from your mom and post that tooooooo
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Ahahahaha, thats great. Tell the guy that she still loves him and wants to meet.
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I felt like a real pig eating the ice cream at your house right after we ran.
oh god..
please tell me i interpreted that wrong D:
On August 08 2008 12:10 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
The ice cream.... LOL
i guess not D:
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On August 08 2008 12:04 iNCuBuS_ wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded. Correct me if Im wrong... its getting kind of late... but wouldnt your mom be older if she is class of 78? She graduated 3 years before that kid. Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior.
Whoa you're right O_o
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On August 08 2008 13:01 Seraphim wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 12:04 iNCuBuS_ wrote:On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded. Correct me if Im wrong... its getting kind of late... but wouldnt your mom be older if she is class of 78? She graduated 3 years before that kid. Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior. Whoa you're right O_o
OH LOL UR RIGHT OLOLOOLOL HAHA THAT SO FUNNY AYAYAYA
Oh wait... How about we take a step back and read?
Anyways... if they were in 9th grade from '77-'78 then they were obviously the class of '81... duh?
10th '78-'79
11th '79-'80
12th '80-'81
"Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior."
Man people don't know how to count school years. EVEN IF that was right, she would be senior and he would be freshman, not sophomore. Jesus Christ.
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On August 08 2008 13:04 Superiorwolf wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 13:01 Seraphim wrote:On August 08 2008 12:04 iNCuBuS_ wrote:On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded. Correct me if Im wrong... its getting kind of late... but wouldnt your mom be older if she is class of 78? She graduated 3 years before that kid. Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior. Whoa you're right O_o OH LOL UR RIGHT OLOLOOLOL HAHA THAT SO FUNNY AYAYAYA Oh wait... How about we take a step back and read? Anyways... if they were in 9th grade from '77-'78 then they were obviously the class of '81... duh? 10th '78-'79 11th '79-'80 12th '80-'81 "Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior." Man people don't know how to count school years. EVEN IF that was right, she would be senior and he would be freshman, not sophomore. Jesus Christ.
lol superiorwolf.
his anger stems from the fact that if you made the same retarded math mistakes where he lives, you'd get beat by your math teacher, your parents, your friends, your older siblings, your uncle, your grandparents...
jk jk
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And yes, I read Eric's whole love confession as sexual innuendos. And I laughed. Hard.
hard....... rly? 
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lol nice catch :o
innuendo isn't the same without the obscene body language and vocal enunciation that makes it so obvious irl
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everything is innuendo for something on the internet. Whos with me?
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On August 08 2008 14:07 XCetron wrote:
everything is innuendo for something on the internet. Whos with me?
What do you mean by "with me"? *raises one eyebrow and turns head 10 degrees*
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On August 08 2008 14:07 XCetron wrote:
everything is innuendo for something on the internet. Whos with me?
Faust's mother (to complete the list)
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hahahah omg if u find him man u gotta update us on what happens.
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Lets email his mother this thread
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On August 08 2008 13:04 Superiorwolf wrote:Show nested quote +On August 08 2008 13:01 Seraphim wrote:On August 08 2008 12:04 iNCuBuS_ wrote:On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.
your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81
hahaha? Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty. EW EW EW. Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded. Correct me if Im wrong... its getting kind of late... but wouldnt your mom be older if she is class of 78? She graduated 3 years before that kid. Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior. Whoa you're right O_o OH LOL UR RIGHT OLOLOOLOL HAHA THAT SO FUNNY AYAYAYA Oh wait... How about we take a step back and read? Anyways... if they were in 9th grade from '77-'78 then they were obviously the class of '81... duh? 10th '78-'79 11th '79-'80 12th '80-'81 "Meaning the boy is the sophomore and she is the senior." Man people don't know how to count school years. EVEN IF that was right, she would be senior and he would be freshman, not sophomore. Jesus Christ.
superiorwolf is pro at counting, don't fuck with him.
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that's why it's called the 4 pool. lololol 1... 2... 3... 4... omg yosh still beat it though
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On August 08 2008 20:19 Superiorwolf wrote:
that's why it's called the 4 pool. lololol 1... 2... 3... 4... omg yosh still beat it though
Since you are pro at counting you should explain the advantage of an early pool in team melee if three of your workers are not drones.
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