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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 02:27:51
July 12 2008 02:26 GMT
#21
chloroform
[image loading]
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 12 2008 02:48 GMT
#22
is that you evan?
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
July 12 2008 02:48 GMT
#23
naked....

true it may be akward the first few times...


I feel like pwning noobs
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
July 12 2008 02:49 GMT
#24
On July 12 2008 11:23 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
"Baby, let's go some place far away. Don't worry, I pack light, everything we need is right here in my pants *feels groin*"


*runs*
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
July 12 2008 03:01 GMT
#25
On July 12 2008 11:23 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
"Baby, let's go some place far away. Don't worry, I pack light, everything we need is right here in my pants *feels groin*"


how about you feel your groin as tell her you're packing light. Very light.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
July 12 2008 03:12 GMT
#26
"Hey baby, I'm symmetrical."
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
July 12 2008 03:23 GMT
#27
[image loading]
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 12 2008 03:24 GMT
#28
with great stealth
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 12 2008 03:44 GMT
#29
On July 12 2008 11:48 Wizard wrote:
is that you evan?

no I just searched chloroform on google and it showed up.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:48 GMT
#30
I actually found choloroform in the hazardous chemical cabinet the other day...
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 12 2008 03:53 GMT
#31
What has always worked for me is.. the eye contact before you approach her...

You gotta make sure, she wants you to approach her; make some really good eye contact imo
w/e
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2008 04:00 GMT
#32
how about you feel your groin as tell her you're packing light. Very light.

Watch Wrongfully Accused.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 12 2008 04:03 GMT
#33
On July 12 2008 13:00 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
how about you feel your groin as tell her you're packing light. Very light.

Watch Wrongfully Accused.


I love that movie so much, Leslie Nielsen is a genius.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2008 04:24 GMT
#34
Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 12 2008 05:42 GMT
#35
You know guys I don't know if this is even possible in any way to come up with... just have some social life and talk with some girls on different occasions, no? I don't have one so this is purely theory... but on the other hand:

[image loading]

Poll: Is it even possible whatever ppl here say?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): Depends on situation...
(Vote): No

account abandoned:P RIP
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 12 2008 05:49 GMT
#36
If question in pool above is bit... depressing:

[image loading]

Poll: What are chances to pick up a girl in any given situation?
(Vote): 50-99%
(Vote): 25-50%
(Vote): less than 25%
(Vote): none

account abandoned:P RIP
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 12 2008 05:53 GMT
#37
On July 12 2008 10:51 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2008 10:43 Ancestral wrote:
My problem is all the girls I'm legitimately attracted to are already close friends .


Quoted for sad-but-truth


Guys there are some tards like me that don't have even that... REJOICE!!!
account abandoned:P RIP
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 12 2008 06:35 GMT
#38
On July 12 2008 10:32 Showtime! wrote:
In fact, the 3-5 second rule works well if you're trying to break the ice with a stranger. Works like this. You make eye contact, raise 3 or 5 fingers, start the countdown and she'll be like "wtf is he doing?!?!", approach her once all your fingers are down and say something witty and funny, such as: "someone's a little shy. I noticed you were looking at me and there's no point yelling across the room, so I thought I would introduce myself. I'm ____."

That's neither witty nor funny. It's kind of creepy actually, and makes you sound like an ass.

Very attractive girls know they're very attractive. They get approached by dozens of guys like showtime who think they're the shit. If you want them to think you're actually a down-to-earth person and sincere, just go up to them and introduce yourself. Ask them if they're waiting for someone, so you're not putting them in a bad position, and ask to sit down with them or buy a drink. Take a few minutes to ask them questions, get to know them. Act reserved and respectful. Sometimes you'll find something in common and the conversation will go on naturally... sometimes it won't. In the latter case, excuse yourself politely, saying something like "I have to go talk to my friends." Leave her your number, so you're not imposing, and so she doesn't get a chance to reject you. Tell her she can get in touch with her anytime she likes, and if she doesn't, that's fine too.

Just try to keep in mind that despite what you see in movies, most girls are looking for guys to treat them with respect and who aren't full of themselves. Some people have natural charm, but you don't need that to be able to approach girls. Just be yourself =). Do yourself a favor and don't read that "pickupartist" shit... human beings are not all tools that are that easy to manipulate.

You'll need self confidence for this... and there's no advice that can give you that. I will tell you it's something that gets easier with rehearsal.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 12 2008 06:42 GMT
#39
On July 12 2008 09:38 Wizard wrote:
do you have any idea how many threads there have been like this? Use search. or [brilliant idea here] don't ask an internet forum.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=girl&t=t&f=18&u=&gb=date
gotta dig in ><
account abandoned:P RIP
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2008 06:50 GMT
#40
Just try to keep in mind that despite what you see in movies, most girls are looking for guys to treat them with respect and who aren't full of themselves.

Pffft, that may be how things work in AFGHANISTAN, Mr. ahrara_, but here in good ole North America, you show a bitch her place with terrible pick up lines and awkward displays of your "guns."
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