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i had the nicest dream!!

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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 28 2008 02:16 GMT
#1
DREAM SEQUENCE:
so here i am, laying in bed with this chick i had been flirting with IRL the night before. she's wearing this lovely tank top and her tits are just spilling out of it, and for some reason, they happen to be right about eye level!

[image loading]

imagine these puppies, right up in your grill! (excerpt from crazie-penguin blog day 99, to join the crazie-penguin fan club send me a pm)

so i'm just laying there, staring away, happy as a clam, and this dream went on for like 5 solid hours.

it was as if i was a young boy, laying on the grass for hours on end, watching these soft, white, puffy clouds roll by.
[image loading]

look, that one's a bear! oh and look, a train!
oh and look there's the most beautiful pair of titties i've ever seen!!

i woke up the next morning completely stress free!

****
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
June 28 2008 02:20 GMT
#2
5/5 imo
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
June 28 2008 02:27 GMT
#3
No "ah fuck" moment coming to the realization that it was all a dream?
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
June 28 2008 02:27 GMT
#4
haha, what a great dream. are you gonna tell that girl about the dream?
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-28 02:30:06
June 28 2008 02:27 GMT
#5
On June 28 2008 11:27 B1nary wrote:
No "ah fuck" moment coming to the realization that it was all a dream?
no i woke up and asked the girl out for fireworks and she said ya

edit: oh yeah and i told her for sure. she said she was happy to make my day and she said i could look but not touch which we'll work on
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
June 28 2008 02:29 GMT
#6
oh, so you asked her out, even better
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
June 28 2008 02:37 GMT
#7
i was thinking of 'pics or it didn't happen,' thinking i'd stump you cuz it was a dream, then i remembered that you put pics in the op
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
June 28 2008 02:39 GMT
#8
Good luck
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
June 28 2008 02:42 GMT
#9
On June 28 2008 11:27 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2008 11:27 B1nary wrote:
No "ah fuck" moment coming to the realization that it was all a dream?
no i woke up and asked the girl out for fireworks and she said ya

edit: oh yeah and i told her for sure. she said she was happy to make my day and she said i could look but not touch which we'll work on

lol good luck
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10831 Posts
June 28 2008 02:45 GMT
#10
yubee i think your life would make for a good sitcom
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Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
June 28 2008 02:47 GMT
#11
so she's a butterface, huh?

and i'm guessing you didn't tell her about the mess you had to clean up after the dream, right?

/not bitter
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
June 28 2008 02:48 GMT
#12
or drama
Clan Lzuruha
ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-28 03:00:13
June 28 2008 02:59 GMT
#13
yeah well, lucid dreams which you are in command of beat that. Harems tend to frequent those dreams constantly for me, how odd, no?
Can you dig it?
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 28 2008 03:04 GMT
#14
On June 28 2008 11:59 ScarFace wrote:
yeah well, lucid dreams which you are in command of beat that. Harems tend to frequent those dreams constantly for me, how odd, no?
i just wanted to kick back and stare at some breasts, not get involved in some slip 'n slide donkey raping orgy
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
June 28 2008 03:19 GMT
#15
5/5

Would read it again.
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ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
June 28 2008 03:40 GMT
#16
On June 28 2008 12:04 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2008 11:59 ScarFace wrote:
yeah well, lucid dreams which you are in command of beat that. Harems tend to frequent those dreams constantly for me, how odd, no?
i just wanted to kick back and stare at some breasts, not get involved in some slip 'n slide donkey raping orgy
LOL. Slip 'n slide donkey raping orgy? Wow. That was never in my dreams o.O

Anyways, what I was saying was lucid dreams= knowing it is a dream. Sometimes I have them, and can control them. Which beat gazing at breasts.
Can you dig it?
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
June 28 2008 03:51 GMT
#17
On June 28 2008 11:27 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2008 11:27 B1nary wrote:
No "ah fuck" moment coming to the realization that it was all a dream?
no i woke up and asked the girl out for fireworks and she said ya

edit: oh yeah and i told her for sure. she said she was happy to make my day and she said i could look but not touch which we'll work on


lol gj. had i said something like that to any girl i know, i would have merited a slap to the face.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 28 2008 04:09 GMT
#18
bewbz
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
June 28 2008 04:41 GMT
#19
Nice dream!
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 28 2008 05:22 GMT
#20
Yubee u are a bloody baller there. Just wait till ur dreaming of sex, premonitions?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
June 28 2008 06:00 GMT
#21
On June 28 2008 12:40 ScarFace wrote:
Anyways, what I was saying was lucid dreams= knowing it is a dream. Sometimes I have them, and can control them. Which beat gazing at breasts.


Lucky you

I've only had two lucid dreams in my life

They were fucking awesome too...
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
June 28 2008 06:17 GMT
#22
i had a dream like that just when i looked down she had a dick and I woke up. I've been scarred since then
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
June 28 2008 06:25 GMT
#23
On June 28 2008 15:17 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i had a dream like that just when i looked down she had a dick and I woke up. I've been scarred since then

wtf? giving yubee ideas for his next dream!?~ lol!
"Eyes in the sky."
Goosey
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States695 Posts
June 28 2008 07:41 GMT
#24
This post made me smile
#1 Shuttle Fan.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
June 28 2008 08:22 GMT
#25
I could' have sworn somewhere that you said you were an asexual.

I have no sex drive, I wish I could have lucid dreaming like you ;_;
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
June 28 2008 17:14 GMT
#26
I had a dream once where i got shot, and i was talking to people dead, and for a while when i woke up i was convinced i was in hell
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
June 29 2008 12:45 GMT
#27
5/5
He walks among us, but he is not one of us.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 29 2008 12:53 GMT
#28
On June 28 2008 15:17 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i had a dream like that just when i looked down she had a dick and I woke up. I've been scarred since then

I had that dream except I was watching you making out with the dick chick and I was touching myself in a dark corner. SO HOT.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
.MistiK
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Netherlands347 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-29 18:27:10
June 29 2008 18:25 GMT
#29
On June 28 2008 12:40 ScarFace wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2008 12:04 yubee wrote:
On June 28 2008 11:59 ScarFace wrote:
yeah well, lucid dreams which you are in command of beat that. Harems tend to frequent those dreams constantly for me, how odd, no?
i just wanted to kick back and stare at some breasts, not get involved in some slip 'n slide donkey raping orgy
LOL. Slip 'n slide donkey raping orgy? Wow. That was never in my dreams o.O

Anyways, what I was saying was lucid dreams= knowing it is a dream. Sometimes I have them, and can control them. Which beat gazing at breasts.


I've actually trained myself to have lucid dreams, but once i finally had them I realized that I didn't have complete control. I could fly in my first lucid dream, but not in my second or third one. I guess my mind's eye is too weak.
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