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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
June 21 2008 22:15 GMT
#1
and I told him,

have you ever seen a sick porcupine?

blabberrrrr
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 21 2008 22:17 GMT
#2
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 22:18 GMT
#3
win
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
June 21 2008 22:36 GMT
#4
LOL
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 23:05 GMT
#5
this is like that joke with carrot and rabbit with glasses.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 23:08:41
June 21 2008 23:08 GMT
#6
there were two muffins in an oven.

one muffin said, "It's hot in here." the other muffin said, "What the fuck, a talking muffin?!"
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 21 2008 23:25 GMT
#7
I think I killed the blog o-o
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 21 2008 23:26 GMT
#8
Did you hear about the guy with the crappy blog?

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He got banned.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 23:31 GMT
#9
On June 22 2008 08:26 Frits wrote:
Did you hear about the guy with the crappy blog?

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He got banned.


banned.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 21 2008 23:43 GMT
#10
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

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Because they taste funny


If anyone is looking for me I'll be out killing myself.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 21 2008 23:51 GMT
#11
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
June 22 2008 00:13 GMT
#12
On June 22 2008 08:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL

I'm not sure but did you see Wizard's post? haha
blabberrrrr
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 00:21:52
June 22 2008 00:19 GMT
#13
So there were two cows standing in the field and the field began to shake.

The first cow turned to the other and said "uh oh it's an earthquake, I think we're in trouble"

Then the second cow said "pfft speak for yourself, I'm a helicopter!"
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 22 2008 00:22 GMT
#14
On June 22 2008 08:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL


fail
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
June 22 2008 00:50 GMT
#15
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
One says, "pass the soap"
The other says, "what do you think I am, a radio?"
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 22 2008 00:53 GMT
#16
On June 22 2008 09:50 mikeymoo wrote:
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
One says, "pass the soap"
The other says, "what do you think I am, a radio?"


...
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 22 2008 01:13 GMT
#17
On June 22 2008 09:19 Falcynn wrote:
So there were two cows standing in the field and the field began to shake.

The first cow turned to the other and said "uh oh it's an earthquake, I think we're in trouble"

Then the second cow said "pfft speak for yourself, I'm a helicopter!"

WOW A TALKING COW?
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:15 GMT
#18
lol iNc did u see my post?

this blog will be epic
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:16 GMT
#19
I have another one, let me think
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:18 GMT
#20
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
June 22 2008 01:26 GMT
#21
On June 22 2008 10:18 Wizard wrote:
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl


But if they're scrambled wouldn't it be one giant blob of egg? T_T
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
June 22 2008 01:28 GMT
#22
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 22 2008 02:26 GMT
#23
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

??????????
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 22 2008 02:29 GMT
#24
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
June 22 2008 02:33 GMT
#25
A man walked into a bar...
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Ouch!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
June 22 2008 02:45 GMT
#26
I once saw an ambulance parked outside an acupuncture place as I was driving by. It had a certain level of hilarity to it.
Do you really want chat rooms?
p4fn2w
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
383 Posts
June 22 2008 03:14 GMT
#27
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 03:23:52
June 22 2008 03:23 GMT
#28
I think he's implying that you will never see either in a bar? hehe
blabberrrrr
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
June 22 2008 03:39 GMT
#29
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
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|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 03:43 GMT
#30
On June 22 2008 12:14 p4fn2w wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?

lawl
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
June 22 2008 04:43 GMT
#31
On June 22 2008 11:26 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

??????????

On June 22 2008 12:14 p4fn2w wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?

On June 22 2008 12:23 blabber wrote:
I think he's implying that you will never see either in a bar? hehe


It's from family guy.

On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)

Lawl!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 22 2008 05:01 GMT
#32
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
June 22 2008 05:12 GMT
#33
On June 22 2008 14:01 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat

Are you being facetious? Otherwise that's the formula for a cross product, when you cross two vectors in mathematics.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 22 2008 05:14 GMT
#34
On June 22 2008 14:12 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 14:01 paper wrote:
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat

Are you being facetious? Otherwise that's the formula for a cross product, when you cross two vectors in mathematics.


oh, no i genuinely didn't know haha

but now that i know ... lame.
Hates Fun🤔
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
June 22 2008 05:32 GMT
#35
Did I just get blogrolled?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9105 Posts
June 22 2008 05:55 GMT
#36
On June 22 2008 10:18 Wizard wrote:
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl


lol, I know that joke but mine is with muffins in an oven...
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