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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-18 10:23:39
June 18 2008 10:22 GMT
#1
great night last night, half price tuesday, damn people were smashed, but no1 was as smashed as i

met this cool musician chick, obviously i charmed her and got laid, she was very hot/cute

so what went wrong? got 2 smashed and got 2 tired

had mad whiskey dick

didnt blow a load

I feel so unsatisfied, and my balls hurt she was pretty wild


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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 18 2008 10:33 GMT
#2
rofl nice one
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 18 2008 10:37 GMT
#3
Nice, at least there was no yawn rape.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
June 18 2008 10:58 GMT
#4
This is yet another reason why many people should drink less.... or more.... not sure how I prioritize my values tbh...
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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
June 18 2008 11:02 GMT
#5
forgot to mention, but her sister was in the next room which caught us both by suprise

that probably contributed to the whiskey dick
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drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
June 18 2008 11:33 GMT
#6
me like
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
June 18 2008 13:28 GMT
#7
i fucking HATE when this happens.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
June 18 2008 15:04 GMT
#8
wtf is a whiskey dick?!
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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 18 2008 15:34 GMT
#9
I feel you man. I've been there.

That's why I try to drink less, but sometimes I can't help it and go overboard. That's when I talk her into "holding" it for another night Most times it works..
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Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 18 2008 15:39 GMT
#10
haha yeah whiskey dick sucks but its bound to happen if your really drunk so the obvious solution would be to drink less or like Bub says doing it the next day...
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
June 18 2008 16:10 GMT
#11
HALF PRICE MAN MARKLAR NO DRINK LESS

and ravenwrath, whiskey dick is a dick which cannot achieve a especially good erection cause of alcohol, and tiredness etc

in my case it was pretty bad, but my penis is larger than average so it was still sufficient to moderately satisfy her.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 18 2008 16:36 GMT
#12
Tuesdays mean Buffalo Wild Wings Wing Tuesday :D!
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