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Poll: Why....
(Vote): You aren't black, idiot.
(Vote): God hates you.
(Vote): The wind probably alters your shot.
(Vote): Just keep practicing OakHill.
My form is perfect, my aim dead on... the pressure applied just enough. Clank. It hits the back of the rim or spins in and out. No matter how much I practice, no matter how good I become, the ball never goes in when it should. I hate my life. I hate this game.. the only game I've played for years but cannot reach the skill level I should. One week of playing CS:S to reach CAL level. 1 month of Starcraft to become C Iccup. 1 day to beat people constantly that have played Mario Kart for years. 1 month to be transferred from JV to Varsity football. Why does the only game I truly love spit in my face.. time and time again..........
-OakHill
  
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I voted god hates you.. and you are god... so you hate yourself...
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On June 12 2008 07:13 OakHill wrote:
My form is perfect, my aim dead on... the pressure applied just enough. If you're missing all of your shots I'm going to assume at least one of these statements is a lie.
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I also would like to add I was about 2 inches from being able to dunk (pretty much my ultimate dream) and had attained a 375 lb squat (respectable) but suffered from a disk herniation about 2 months before attaining my goal (I was about 3 inches above the rim at that point and I'm 5'11). It took me about 15 months to recover from the injury but I won't give up. I am OakHill.
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On June 12 2008 07:13 OakHill wrote:
1 month of Starcraft to become C Iccup.
lemme guess
Protoss right?
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I have a deadly shot, sucka.
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make a more arced shot, a higher angle of elevation
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keep practicing:\, and i can guarantee that if the ball doesnt go in the hoop, ur form is off, use ur legs for power
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cuz you're not B A L L I N'!!!!
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I am OakHill.
Would you also like to add that your ultimate dream is for all the things you brag about over the internet to one day become a reality? Seriously, how old are you?
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obv psychotemplar is jealous of oakhill's mad skills
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On June 12 2008 07:31 kNyTTyM wrote:lemme guess Protoss right?
Yea. I didn't even try the other races when I saw people animation canceling dragoons in videos. I was like "ez wins."
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You said that every time it hits the back of the rim. Maybe you should let it go with a tiny bit of less power next time >_> My problem is like the opposite of yours. I don't let it go with enough power so it always fall exactly in front of the hoop or bounces off the rim.
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On June 12 2008 07:48 Demoninja wrote:
You said that every time it hits the back of the rim. Maybe you should let it go with a tiny bit of less power next time >_> My problem is like the opposite of yours. I don't let it go with enough power so it always fall exactly in front of the hoop or bounces off the rim.
This may sound silly but after a while you just KNOW when your shot is going in. This applies to many things like, when you are playing Beer Pong or soccer, and u kick the ball or shoot in and you know your form was perfect for what should be a goal. When I have this feeling in pretty much anything I play it almost always go in, except in basketball where it will spin in and out or just barely graze the back and bounce out. I mean if it goes in and out how can the reason possibly be that I applied to much pressure? When it goes in and out or grazes the back I consider that shot in perfect form and I could have not shot it any better, and it should go in the damn hoop.
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On June 12 2008 07:31 kNyTTyM wrote:lemme guess Protoss right?
First thing I was going to say, although even as Protoss I still highly doubt you reached C in your first month of playing Starcraft without bashing on complete noob players.
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On June 12 2008 07:58 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On June 12 2008 07:31 kNyTTyM wrote:On June 12 2008 07:13 OakHill wrote:
1 month of Starcraft to become C Iccup. lemme guess Protoss right? First thing I was going to say, although even as Protoss I still highly doubt you reached C in your first month of playing Starcraft without bashing on complete noob players.
Yea thats a load of shit.
You have to be shitting me dude, go OUTSIDE AND SHOOT SOME BALLS. there solved yo problem. get some good shoes too, or just stop bitching and try harder.
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The one thing I don't get is why people do the -'name' shit. I mean, we see your name when you post.
And to stay on topic, I voted you're not black.
-JIJI
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FragKrag thinks that OakHill is an idiot.
-FragKrag
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Mynock started that, and we all know how sick mynock is..
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On June 12 2008 07:13 OakHill wrote:
My form is perfect, my aim dead on... the pressure applied just enough. Clank. It hits the back of the rim or spins in and out. No matter how much I practice, no matter how good I become, the ball never goes in when it should. I hate my life. I hate this game.. the only game I've played for years but cannot reach the skill level I should. One week of playing CS:S to reach CAL level. 1 month of Starcraft to become C Iccup. 1 day to beat people constantly that have played Mario Kart for years. 1 month to be transferred from JV to Varsity football. Why does the only game I truly love spit in my face.. time and time again..........
-OakHill
post vids of you shooting? i'd like to see this perfect form, dead on aim that never goes in.
and yes after a while at anything, you can feel when something, such as a shot, should go in or out. i mean obviously your feeling is wrong and you havent developed it yet LOL its not a big mystery.
btw your mario kart opponents probably suck.
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You need confidence when you shoot. If you don't have it, never going in.
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and if CLANK IT HITS THE BACK OF THE RIM, then CLEARLY your aim is not dead on wtf are you talking about
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If it took you that little time to do all that it's probably clear that you have other talents in life.
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On June 12 2008 07:27 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Aim for the backboard.
That's like walling in in a TvP, who wants to take that road?
-NatsuTerran out
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could be a number of things
no spin on your ball, shitty rim, you suck etc
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On June 12 2008 09:50 Yogurt wrote:
could be a number of things
no spin on your ball, shitty rim, you suck etc
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FragKrag thinks OakHill is lod-mika on an aka
-Not FragKrag
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I believe in you Oakhill, keep at it little man of stupendousness
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First, reaching 'CAL level' could mean anything.  Second, if you were choking on dunks I'd say it's because you're not black, but white boys should be able to shoot.
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You guys are cold, but OakHill's faith will not falter.
-OakHill
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Start praying to yourself when you shoot. It's just like CS, spray and pray!
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one month C ? oO
I cant believe this sry.
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On June 12 2008 19:33 Boblion wrote:
one month C ? oO
I cant believe this sry.
duh, everything this guy says is bullshit. You havnt figured that out yet? He was one of the forum trolls on the blizzard forums but has moved over to TL.net now.
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Play how I learned to play as a kid. Aim for the old, mean ladies window (the box on the backboard.)
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On June 12 2008 19:33 Boblion wrote:
one month C ? oO
I cant believe this sry.
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EPT
