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Okay so we're going out to dinner in (late) celebration of my birthday. We're at a semi nice italian restaraunt and while teasing my girlfriend by counting the layers in my 15 layer lasagna I suddenly feel something WEIRD fall on the back of my exposed neck. I freeze and turn to look at her wondering what it is and suddenly a small black bird hops off my neck down to my outstretched elbow before flying away while I sit there thinking WTF?
Now this isnt the end of it of course, it flies back LANDS ON OUR TABLE hops around then flies away again. Then about 5 minutes later it starts walking down the aisle of tables stops and looks straight up at me.
I had a bird stalker or some weird shit like that seriously that's pretty fucked up. I have to ask has anything remotely like this ever happened to anyone else? And I dont mean a bird shitting on you that's common. How often do wild birds just fly up land on you then keep coming back? Seriously wtf
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Happens to me daily actually.
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On June 08 2008 12:48 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Happens to me daily actually.
Wtf Snow White posts at TL?
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I ad a squirrel run up on to my shoulder and sit there for about a hour
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joo is liek aquamanz for birdz. LUL~
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One time I was eating a sandwich outside and a fucking pigeon flew into my face and snatched a piece of lettuce from it.
Apparently the city put a ban on feeding pigeons so they began getting desperate (at least that's what a friend explained to me).
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
ahaha, you should have caught it and told the chef to kill it and roast it.
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lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.
we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7
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I got chased by a raccoon once, don't know if that counts...
Damn things are fast too...
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On June 08 2008 13:14 haduken wrote:
lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.
we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7
Wow, it was the same guy every year?
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Your responses are disturbing me rofl I know half of you are lying but still lol, this is serious I kept looking around the restaraunt paranoid that it would come back
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wtff?? that's pretty weird. were you sitting outdoor??
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On June 08 2008 13:58 Descent wrote:
It's a robotic spy. =O
mindcontrolled kakaru
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There's a small cafe out in the east side of my city where the sparrows are all really friendly, and they'll hop onto your table and attempt to steal your food if you let them. It's quite funny to watch
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
bye~~ bye~~ blackbirdddddddddddddd
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why would you be scared of a bird? just wondering O_o i'd take it home and make a cage for it
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Melbourne5338 Posts
Bird Mafia, it wanted protection food.
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I was walking to school one day and a bird landed on my head. I thought it was a person with nails digging into my head, so I turned around to see who it was (and then punch them). Then the bird flew off. Very weird moment.
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On June 08 2008 13:54 zOula... wrote:
wtff?? that's pretty weird. were you sitting outdoor??
We were inside a restaraunt that was built inside of an old warehouse building birds in there are not a common occurance let alone them landing on people
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You should really talk to an old person about this. Its clearly an omen of some type of impending doom (for you).
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I recall one week where I had really strange encounters with birds.
First I was cleaning out my apartment, getting ready to move. I pull out my entertainment center and there is a dead bird under it. There is one hole that the bird could have climbed through to get where he was, but that hole was pushed all the way against the wall, effectively closing it. Seriously theres like no way this bird could have gotten back there..
Later that day I was walking to my car and as I pass by the front of it, a bird falls out from underneath the bumper. I stare at it for a minute amazed, and kneel down to get a closer look, when suddenly - the bird jumps up, looks at me, and flys away. (it layed there, completley still on its side for like 10 seconds, I really thought it was dead)
Finally the next day I was *inside* a mall talking with someone I bumped into when they suddenly they get this wierd/surprised look on their face...they point to my shoulder and sure enough there is a bird sitting on it.
I told quite a few people about this series of events and most of them told me to watch out for death to someone close to me. I dunno the history but apparently its a well known superstition.. (no, nobody died.)
So theres my contribution ;p
Cheers
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Black bird
I see symbolism 
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Not all black birds are ravens this thing was a tiny black bird and never made a noise ravens are if they caw at you
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Black bird singing in the dead of night?
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CA10824 Posts
no seriously
it's a kakaru
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Okay so we're going out to dinner in (late) celebration of my birthday. We're at a semi nice italian restaraunt and while teasing my girlfriend by counting the layers in my 15 layer lasagna I suddenly feel something WEIRD fall on the back of my exposed neck.
I totally thought something else was coming (NO PUN INTENDED LAWL MADDOX).
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