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Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
June 08 2008 03:44 GMT
#1
Okay so we're going out to dinner in (late) celebration of my birthday. We're at a semi nice italian restaraunt and while teasing my girlfriend by counting the layers in my 15 layer lasagna I suddenly feel something WEIRD fall on the back of my exposed neck. I freeze and turn to look at her wondering what it is and suddenly a small black bird hops off my neck down to my outstretched elbow before flying away while I sit there thinking WTF?

Now this isnt the end of it of course, it flies back LANDS ON OUR TABLE hops around then flies away again. Then about 5 minutes later it starts walking down the aisle of tables stops and looks straight up at me.

I had a bird stalker or some weird shit like that seriously that's pretty fucked up. I have to ask has anything remotely like this ever happened to anyone else? And I dont mean a bird shitting on you that's common. How often do wild birds just fly up land on you then keep coming back? Seriously wtf

paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 08 2008 03:45 GMT
#2
maybe u r a cutie : }
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 08 2008 03:48 GMT
#3
Happens to me daily actually.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
June 08 2008 03:56 GMT
#4
On June 08 2008 12:48 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Happens to me daily actually.


Wtf Snow White posts at TL?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
June 08 2008 04:00 GMT
#5
I ad a squirrel run up on to my shoulder and sit there for about a hour
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
June 08 2008 04:05 GMT
#6
joo is liek aquamanz for birdz. LUL~
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Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 08 2008 04:11 GMT
#7
One time I was eating a sandwich outside and a fucking pigeon flew into my face and snatched a piece of lettuce from it.

Apparently the city put a ban on feeding pigeons so they began getting desperate (at least that's what a friend explained to me).
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-08 04:14:33
June 08 2008 04:14 GMT
#8
ahaha, you should have caught it and told the chef to kill it and roast it.

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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 08 2008 04:14 GMT
#9
lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.

we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7
Rillanon.au
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
June 08 2008 04:15 GMT
#10
I got chased by a raccoon once, don't know if that counts...

Damn things are fast too...
this is my quote.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
June 08 2008 04:19 GMT
#11
On June 08 2008 13:14 haduken wrote:
lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.

we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7


Wow, it was the same guy every year?
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
June 08 2008 04:23 GMT
#12
Your responses are disturbing me rofl I know half of you are lying but still lol, this is serious I kept looking around the restaraunt paranoid that it would come back
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
June 08 2008 04:54 GMT
#13
wtff?? that's pretty weird. were you sitting outdoor??
Descent
Profile Joined January 2008
1244 Posts
June 08 2008 04:58 GMT
#14
It's a robotic spy. =O
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Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 08 2008 05:42 GMT
#15
On June 08 2008 13:58 Descent wrote:
It's a robotic spy. =O

mindcontrolled kakaru
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 08 2008 05:46 GMT
#16
There's a small cafe out in the east side of my city where the sparrows are all really friendly, and they'll hop onto your table and attempt to steal your food if you let them. It's quite funny to watch
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 08 2008 06:07 GMT
#17
bye~~ bye~~ blackbirdddddddddddddd
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 08 2008 06:11 GMT
#18
why would you be scared of a bird? just wondering O_o i'd take it home and make a cage for it
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
June 08 2008 06:16 GMT
#19
Bird Mafia, it wanted protection food.
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
June 08 2008 06:20 GMT
#20
I was walking to school one day and a bird landed on my head. I thought it was a person with nails digging into my head, so I turned around to see who it was (and then punch them). Then the bird flew off. Very weird moment.
Super serious.
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
June 08 2008 18:55 GMT
#21
On June 08 2008 13:54 zOula... wrote:
wtff?? that's pretty weird. were you sitting outdoor??


We were inside a restaraunt that was built inside of an old warehouse building birds in there are not a common occurance let alone them landing on people
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
June 08 2008 19:15 GMT
#22
You should really talk to an old person about this. Its clearly an omen of some type of impending doom (for you).
Do you really want chat rooms?
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
June 08 2008 20:01 GMT
#23
I recall one week where I had really strange encounters with birds.

First I was cleaning out my apartment, getting ready to move. I pull out my entertainment center and there is a dead bird under it. There is one hole that the bird could have climbed through to get where he was, but that hole was pushed all the way against the wall, effectively closing it. Seriously theres like no way this bird could have gotten back there..

Later that day I was walking to my car and as I pass by the front of it, a bird falls out from underneath the bumper. I stare at it for a minute amazed, and kneel down to get a closer look, when suddenly - the bird jumps up, looks at me, and flys away. (it layed there, completley still on its side for like 10 seconds, I really thought it was dead)

Finally the next day I was *inside* a mall talking with someone I bumped into when they suddenly they get this wierd/surprised look on their face...they point to my shoulder and sure enough there is a bird sitting on it.

I told quite a few people about this series of events and most of them told me to watch out for death to someone close to me. I dunno the history but apparently its a well known superstition.. (no, nobody died.)

So theres my contribution ;p

Cheers
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-08 20:05:49
June 08 2008 20:05 GMT
#24
Black bird

I see symbolism
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
June 08 2008 20:14 GMT
#25
Not all black birds are ravens this thing was a tiny black bird and never made a noise ravens are if they caw at you
gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
June 09 2008 06:53 GMT
#26
http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/261
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
June 09 2008 07:13 GMT
#27
Black bird singing in the dead of night?
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
June 09 2008 08:49 GMT
#28
no seriously

it's a kakaru
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 09 2008 10:29 GMT
#29
Okay so we're going out to dinner in (late) celebration of my birthday. We're at a semi nice italian restaraunt and while teasing my girlfriend by counting the layers in my 15 layer lasagna I suddenly feel something WEIRD fall on the back of my exposed neck.

I totally thought something else was coming (NO PUN INTENDED LAWL MADDOX).

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

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[19:49] X: this
[19:50] X: reminds me of dave chappelle
[19:53] Y: lol
[19:53] X: "you can't get aids from someone masturbating into your hair"
[19:53] X: that's what he'd say
[19:53] X: he wouldn't know if it were true or not
[19:54] X: but you gotta say something
[19:54] Y: lol
[19:54] X: you have to know that someone noticed that guy, and was like "fuck it... I wanna see if he actually does it"
[19:57] Y: LOL
[19:57] Y: Well, my friends ex used to masturbate on her face in her sleep.
[19:57] Y: LOL
[19:57] X: o.o
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