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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:38 GMT
#1
In a neverending mission to CRUSH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, I'm hosting my own "Ask _____" thread, because I am a thousand times more interesting than anyone else who has made one (the exception being incontrol, who is interesting in the same way that it is interesting to go to the zoo [<3]).

Self-indulgent? You're damn right it is. In fact, let's just get this out of the way: My uncircumcized dick is six and a half inches long and I stroke it lovingly with my left hand even though I'm right-handed.

Ask me anything about me or TL or things I do or progaming (because I know lots about that). I'll write a haiku for the person who posts the funniest question on the first page!

****
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44286 Posts
April 25 2008 08:40 GMT
#2
What is it that inc does around here? How is it that he's not banned yet?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
April 25 2008 08:41 GMT
#3
Do you stroke it when Sea plays?
hello there
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 25 2008 08:43 GMT
#4
How did you get so interesting?
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
April 25 2008 08:43 GMT
#5
Do you still live in Rocky Mountain House?
Not bad for a cat toy.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
April 25 2008 08:44 GMT
#6
which admin did you have to perform sexual favors for to get your red status?
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:45 GMT
#7
On April 25 2008 17:40 Kwark wrote:
What is it that inc does around here? How is it that he's not banned yet?


makes fun of putzes by being aggravating on a level most people thought was unachievable. i don't know why he isn't banned yet, probably because he has been a massive help in the strategy forum and he uploads replays for us. that and he's a lovable teddybear if you're just talkin' to him
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:45 GMT
#8
On April 25 2008 17:41 MarklarMarklar wrote:
Do you stroke it when Sea plays?


hell no i can't stop pumping my fuckin' fist

...in the air i mean
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:46 GMT
#9
On April 25 2008 17:43 H_ wrote:
How did you get so interesting?


one day i just discovered that i was great and logically that meant that i was way fuckin' cooler than everyone who wasn't great, which is everyone, because no one is great except me

greatness is interesting

*jerks off*
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:47 GMT
#10
On April 25 2008 17:43 Krohm wrote:
Do you still live in Rocky Mountain House?


ive never lived there! but i had a friend who died in a car accident a few kilometers from RMH
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3403 Posts
April 25 2008 08:47 GMT
#11
Nice question lol
김택용 Fighting!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:47 GMT
#12
On April 25 2008 17:44 LosingID8 wrote:
which admin did you have to perform sexual favors for to get your red status?


not a single one, my intimacy with manifesto is a beautiful expression of love
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
April 25 2008 08:50 GMT
#13
I have no quiestion just wanted to say I am also right handed in reallife,but in sexual fantasy land I also become a left hand prophet of fire and doom.


Ok I lied I do have a question but in order to answer it I have to let you answer it with out my having asked it make sense? it should.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:50 GMT
#14
On April 25 2008 17:50 FuDDx wrote:
I have no quiestion just wanted to say I am also right handed in reallife,but in sexual fantasy land I also become a left hand prophet of fire and doom.


Ok I lied I do have a question but in order to answer it I have to let you answer it with out my having asked it make sense? it should.


$500 a night
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
April 25 2008 08:51 GMT
#15
i know you're into guitars and stuff, so i was wondering if you listen to any asian rock artists (other than probably like x-japan)?
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
April 25 2008 08:51 GMT
#16
Oh what the hell, I thought that was your home town... Where do you live? I know you're in Alberta.
Not bad for a cat toy.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
April 25 2008 08:52 GMT
#17
Who owns TL.net? How much does it cost you guys monthly to keep this server running.
..
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51691 Posts
April 25 2008 08:52 GMT
#18
do you still have that picture of you dancing from wcg 2004?
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
April 25 2008 08:52 GMT
#19
So your not a mind reader or have esp powers lame you charlaton.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 25 2008 08:54 GMT
#20
On April 25 2008 17:51 LosingID8 wrote:
i know you're into guitars and stuff, so i was wondering if you listen to any asian rock artists (other than probably like x-japan)?


No, but more due to lack of exposure than anything else. L'arc en Ciel is really good, I heard that their guitarist is going to be touring with X Japan on their reunion sometime soon too.

Mostly I just really appreciate unique music, as long as its got a good feel to it. By that I mean things like Dream Theatre never appealed to me because while they're talented musicians I've never heard a SONG by them that made me think "this is a good tune". But I definitely like any sort of cool music, regardless of nationality or what language its in or whatever. I mean, half the bands I listen to I can't understand what the fuck they're singing and they're singing in fucking English.
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