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XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
April 20 2008 03:38 GMT
#41
On April 20 2008 09:34 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2008 09:29 ahrara_ wrote:
I'm usually sympathetic to self-indulgent blog posts, but this shit made me .

Give it a fucking break, and take it to Livejournal.

Agreed.

And seriously, you have no idea what love is. You are smitten.

Use it or lose it
terranmetal
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada153 Posts
April 20 2008 03:44 GMT
#42
posting in an epic blog(again). Just stop and think, if she is actually able to ignore your calls and talk to her ex, she obviously doesn't love you. Don't jump to conclusions and say that its because she is not direct enough to let go of him, because all it comes to is she doesn't love you enough to forget him. Think about it, if you found someone perfect, you'd do anything to be with them.
I play on BW west.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
April 20 2008 04:15 GMT
#43
She shows me her phone and I see this foil heart and I'm like "Oh, who's is that?" She pulls out of her pocket the heart and gives it to me... I take it and just love it. I take out the starburst she gave me and give it to her... she also loves it. I then take out a drawing, I also give it to her. She gives me one of her bracelets and I give her one of my powerbands, a red one. I had to leave already and her parents were already coming back, but it seriously felt like time had stopped.


You gave eachother some stuff?

...

That's it ? The most EPIC day of your life? Good lord man you need to go out and party and drink some before you grow a mangina. You didn't even kiss her ? What's up man even I could've pulled a smoother move than "hey baby wanna pretend to watch a movie?"
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-20 13:14:07
April 20 2008 12:58 GMT
#44
On April 20 2008 13:15 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
She shows me her phone and I see this foil heart and I'm like "Oh, who's is that?" She pulls out of her pocket the heart and gives it to me... I take it and just love it. I take out the starburst she gave me and give it to her... she also loves it. I then take out a drawing, I also give it to her. She gives me one of her bracelets and I give her one of my powerbands, a red one. I had to leave already and her parents were already coming back, but it seriously felt like time had stopped.


You gave eachother some stuff?

...

That's it ? The most EPIC day of your life? Good lord man you need to go out and party and drink some before you grow a mangina. You didn't even kiss her ? What's up man even I could've pulled a smoother move than "hey baby wanna pretend to watch a movie?"


I hadn't done anything with any girl like that ever, so it was epic for me. I don't care what you think.

EDIT: Also, that wasn't the most epic part of it though.
Mango @ U.S.East!
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
April 20 2008 12:59 GMT
#45
On April 20 2008 09:42 ahrara_ wrote:
ok i read this again
Show nested quote +
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I HOPE YOUR STEP SON DOESN'T EAT THE FISH! There's something wrong with me? There's something wrong with you!

She gets WEIRDED out and I just hang up. She tries calling but I just answer and make noises and hang up afterwards.


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU


I don't know... I couldn't control myself XD
Mango @ U.S.East!
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
April 20 2008 13:13 GMT
#46
On April 20 2008 10:20 HamerD wrote:
Yeah I mean seriously, you WILL get over it. This has to be your first, right?? You need to learn lessons etc but believe me nothing you felt is unique, EVERYONE has felt it lol, just calm down and take in the experience. Btw what is an 8th grader? 17?


I'm already over it. It usually takes me a day or so to get over something. I laugh at the people who break up but feel depressed for weeks only to get back with each other. What's wrong with those people? XD

It's funny, though, I found out a lot of interesting things today about this 8th grader. There's something with her that makes guys want to just be with her. She isn't a whore so she doesn't just talk to all these guys and do stuff with them and etc so a lot of guys are let down, and, I found out, all the guys she's gone out with so far(about 4) haven't gotten a girlfriend after her. My friend says she still loves her, even though she hates the shit out of him for what he had done.

Also, people tend to talk like faggots to this girl. Like, seriously, when my friend was going out with her(back when I didn't have any interest for her), he would pick up the phone and started giggling when he looked at it and answered and started talking softer and higher pitched. "Hey, my sweet honeymuffin I love you!" was the first thing he said. Me and some other friends just start LMAO'ing right there, and he just leaves the room.

I asked another friend(her ex) when we were at the party, he was drunk, I was high, we start having a conversation. He thinks I have no idea who the 8th grader is so he starts saying how he has never really gotten over it and how she's so awesome and all this stuff and how, while going out with her, he saw all other girls as trash and couldn't compare to her, I couldn't believe it.

So, if you guys think this "8th grader" is just some confused 14 year old, you're somewhat right. But, she has a hold on guys that's unexplainable. She's different... in other words. Like no other girl I have talked with...
Mango @ U.S.East!
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 20 2008 13:56 GMT
#47
There's something with her that makes guys want to just be with her. She isn't a whore so she doesn't just talk to all these guys and do stuff with them and etc so a lot of guys are let down, and, I found out, all the guys she's gone out with so far(about 4) haven't gotten a girlfriend after her.


Dude, she's talking to the socially inept/awkward dudes who can't get other girls. She was their only access to womenz, thus she became awesome.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 20 2008 20:17 GMT
#48
I gotta say I respect Scorpion's ability to take all this flaming in stride.

Kudos man.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
April 20 2008 22:17 GMT
#49
holy shit

you are so fucking pathetic.

18 year old flirts with 8th grader and gets a hug(EIGHT OF THEM!) and rejoices. w-o-w
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
April 20 2008 23:05 GMT
#50
wtf? people still ghost ride? I thought everyone would've gotten bored of that by now. Do you guys do that gas and brake shit also?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
April 21 2008 02:23 GMT
#51
Man, if its the most youve done then kudos on making that far, but still you can do better than a 14 year old girl.

Just take the experience in stride and just realize your worth something and go for someone your age and have the experience your gonna get with someone slightly more mature, if nothing else at least someone who can do the same shit you can.

Still, just remember the happiness you had on friday, and then realize that can come with getting any girl.

#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
April 21 2008 04:10 GMT
#52
On April 21 2008 08:05 Falcynn wrote:
wtf? people still ghost ride? I thought everyone would've gotten bored of that by now. Do you guys do that gas and brake shit also?


We do a lot of stuff, but, we discovered ghost riding recently so we do that often. Nobody did it before us and now, all we see are niggers ghost riding.

It spread XD
Mango @ U.S.East!
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
April 21 2008 05:24 GMT
#53
Dude. Come on..... Titling something "The 8th Grader" is instant fail, I didn't even read 90% of this
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 21 2008 05:42 GMT
#54
On April 21 2008 13:10 Scorpion wrote:
We do a lot of stuff, but, we discovered ghost riding recently so we do that often. Nobody did it before us and now, all we see are niggers ghost riding.

the BAN HAMMER descends
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
April 21 2008 06:20 GMT
#55
Aight dude, it's not THAT big of a deal..
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
April 21 2008 06:22 GMT
#56
also "let's pretend like we're watching a movie" is (aside from intentional comedy) one of the worst lines i've ever heard. that was lower than "i caught a fish thiiiiiis big"

just putting that out there
posting on liquid sites in current year
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
April 21 2008 06:44 GMT
#57
omg i am loling so badly right now and trying to be quiet (the comments make this blog - you guessed it! - EPIC!) cos my girlfriend is sleeping on the bed.

this was a good read. 5/5 easily.

WILL read again.

Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-21 10:49:25
April 21 2008 10:48 GMT
#58
I almost missed this one!
Epic, 5/5.

Keep us updated!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-21 13:02:55
April 21 2008 13:02 GMT
#59
On April 21 2008 07:17 decafchicken wrote:
holy shit

you are so fucking pathetic.

18 year old flirts with 8th grader and gets a hug(EIGHT OF THEM!) and rejoices. w-o-w


YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EMO CULTURE

brb gonna yell at my mom for not letting me use her make-up
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
April 21 2008 14:18 GMT
#60
Ah, all of this is behind me now.

I am a warrior of Shambala!
Mango @ U.S.East!
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