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Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-09 07:35:30
April 09 2008 07:31 GMT
#1
If:

1) ICCup ranking and nationality is correlated
EX: A/A-/B+ = Koreans, D+/D/D- = Americans, etc.

2) Breast sizes are correlated with nationality

Then: ICCup is not a ladder system for a videogame but an accurate means of measuring multi-national breast size and scale as follows:

A- breasts = Koreans --> D+ breasts = Americans


So in the end, do not be sad if you are a D player, remember what really matters after you lose to Asians. Feel better kids.

***
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
April 09 2008 07:39 GMT
#2
Had to think of this instantly:
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Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
April 09 2008 07:41 GMT
#3
Precisely, scholar. I also got that impression.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
April 09 2008 07:52 GMT
#4
Breast size also correlates to elitism. Large boobies are more "for the people".
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
April 09 2008 08:11 GMT
#5
I laughed after reading this. Hard.
Super serious.
LiAlH4
Profile Joined October 2007
New Zealand111 Posts
April 09 2008 08:58 GMT
#6
I only wish someone had shown that graph to Al Gore before he finished his Inconvenient Truth...
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
April 09 2008 09:34 GMT
#7
We can always run a few regressions to find out the exact correlations...
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
April 09 2008 09:54 GMT
#8
This theory implies that germans (can be found on any level) have breast sizes in the range from A- to D+. I can confirm this through personal observation.
iori_LT
Profile Joined May 2003
Lithuania675 Posts
April 09 2008 10:08 GMT
#9
On April 09 2008 18:54 Konni wrote:
This theory implies that germans (can be found on any level) have breast sizes in the range from A- to D+. I can confirm this through personal observation.

Same here
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Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
April 09 2008 10:16 GMT
#10
Also .. I'd like to have A- but it's more like D right now.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 10:38 GMT
#11
boobs are cool.

also pirates are cool.

pirate boobies are the bestest.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 10:38 GMT
#12
MONKEYSPANKER AGREES WITH THIS THEOREM.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
April 09 2008 12:48 GMT
#13
It all makes sense now.....
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
April 09 2008 12:52 GMT
#14
Mmm delicious A- breasts.
We make signature, then defense it.
Carkling
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany169 Posts
April 09 2008 12:56 GMT
#15
On April 09 2008 21:52 grobo wrote:
Mmm delicious A- breasts.


hi pedo :O
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
April 09 2008 13:12 GMT
#16
He said "A- breasts = Koreans" which means i'm safe, phew!
We make signature, then defense it.
aaro
Profile Joined December 2006
United States228 Posts
April 09 2008 14:53 GMT
#17
Have a gold medal. Thanks for making my day.
Your drill is one that shall pierce through the heavens!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
April 09 2008 18:32 GMT
#18
Apparently this is funnier than it seems.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
April 09 2008 19:01 GMT
#19
So in the end, do not be sad if you are a D player, remember what really matters after you lose to Asians. Feel better kids.

Are you, by any chance, implying, that the average boob size of a nation's women is more important than the average StarCraft skill of the nation? This is outrageous! Focus on what really matters: A+ on ICCup!
Adams Æbler
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
April 09 2008 19:52 GMT
#20
It's just a feel-good mechanism during the journey to higher levels.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
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