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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 06:26 GMT
#1
My friend owned me. T_T

**
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
April 05 2008 06:28 GMT
#2
It's okay! We all succomb to our faptations
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 06:37 GMT
#3
Whoever rated this as a 1 sucks dick, true story.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
April 05 2008 07:42 GMT
#4
You couldn't go 3 days without having a wank? What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
April 05 2008 07:48 GMT
#5
On April 05 2008 16:42 Energies wrote:
You couldn't go 3 days without having a wank? What the fuck is wrong with you?

qft

How he was having a hard time on the second day is beyond me...
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
April 05 2008 08:09 GMT
#6
lol tell me the story :X
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 08:17 GMT
#7
On April 05 2008 16:42 Energies wrote:
You couldn't go 3 days without having a wank? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm sorry I'm not gay like you.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 08:18 GMT
#8
On April 05 2008 17:09 clazziquai wrote:
lol tell me the story :X

My friend came over, she sat on my lap. Blah blah blah, she left. Her scent was still on it. I fapped.

FUCKING FAIL.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
April 05 2008 08:35 GMT
#9
You should be banned for this.
Do you really want chat rooms?
We Are Here
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Australia1810 Posts
April 05 2008 09:02 GMT
#10
weak
He who turns those around him into allies, possesses the most terrifying ability in the world.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 09:07 GMT
#11
I don't see you guys pulling it off.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
April 05 2008 09:20 GMT
#12
On April 05 2008 17:17 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2008 16:42 Energies wrote:
You couldn't go 3 days without having a wank? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm sorry I'm not gay like you.


Clearly your logic is well thought through.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
April 05 2008 11:53 GMT
#13
I HATE YOU!
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2777 Posts
April 05 2008 12:02 GMT
#14
On April 05 2008 18:07 Raithed wrote:
I don't see you guys pulling it off.


I've been fap-free since tuesday . I'm testing to see how far i can make it.
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 05 2008 12:03 GMT
#15
fap free for ummm, 20 hours
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
April 05 2008 16:07 GMT
#16
[image loading]

Poll: how long have you lasted withouth any "fap, fap, fap"
(Vote): 1 day
(Vote): 1 week
(Vote): 1 month
(Vote): ...I'm fapping right now...

My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-05 16:12:21
April 05 2008 16:11 GMT
#17
On April 05 2008 18:07 Raithed wrote:
I don't see you guys pulling it off.
Dude...it's 3 days. I've gone that long a shit load of times without even realizing it. And don't say it's because you wank way too much, because I'm sure pretty much everyone on this forum does as well. In case you're wondering I'm fap free since Sunday.

Edit: fuck...it's been a week? shit brb.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 05 2008 16:51 GMT
#18
On April 06 2008 01:11 Falcynn wrote:
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On April 05 2008 18:07 Raithed wrote:
I don't see you guys pulling it off.
Dude...it's 3 days. I've gone that long a shit load of times without even realizing it. And don't say it's because you wank way too much, because I'm sure pretty much everyone on this forum does as well. In case you're wondering I'm fap free since Sunday.

Edit: fuck...it's been a week? shit brb.

Yeah, but the thing is you're not actively thinking about NOT doing it. You just forget about it completely when that happens, which is easier than what he was trying to do. Did your friend know what you were attempting?
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
April 05 2008 17:04 GMT
#19
once i didnt masturbate for 3 months

but my girlfriend was a total sex addict so that makes it understandable
hello there
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 19:02 GMT
#20
Kay I'm restarting my non-fap again. I'm not telling my friends anything anymore, fucking A.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 05 2008 19:28 GMT
#21
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 21:45 GMT
#22
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24750 Posts
April 05 2008 21:55 GMT
#23
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

This topic is finally becoming interesting.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 05 2008 23:25 GMT
#24
Not doing it for a month is like saying "Hey, let's just not eat for a month"
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
April 05 2008 23:55 GMT
#25
she ''sat on your lap''? - Dude you need to get laid.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 05 2008 23:58 GMT
#26
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 00:29 GMT
#27
On April 06 2008 08:55 nofAcedAgent wrote:
she ''sat on your lap''? - Dude you need to get laid.

It was more than that, lawl.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 00:30 GMT
#28
On April 06 2008 08:58 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.

ROFL. So I could be humping a hole and it would work too? o_O
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-06 01:13:28
April 06 2008 00:40 GMT
#29
On April 06 2008 09:30 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 08:58 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.

ROFL. So I could be humping a hole and it would work too? o_O


Humping a hole is more of a "clunk" (if it's in a wall) or a "fwoosh" (if it's a mattress or something) than a fap.

This is assuming high velocity, of course.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-06 01:12:26
April 06 2008 01:11 GMT
#30
I'm sorry, you lose again Raithed.

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Do you really want chat rooms?
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 01:22 GMT
#31
I'm starting a new blog, fuck you fight_or_flight, hope you get cancer and die.
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
April 06 2008 03:13 GMT
#32
On April 06 2008 10:11 fight_or_flight wrote:
I'm sorry, you lose again Raithed.

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So... mesmerising...
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
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