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EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2925 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-15 16:56:00
March 20 2008 04:52 GMT
#1
Fuck, i just got home. I'm so drunk... anyway, i've been hitting on thi sgirl ofr two nites now, and nothing happened yet, she leaves for barcelona tomorrow and i'm fucked. I didnd't evne get a fucking ksiss, life sucks. Shit, she just got me on the taxi and sent me right home, can this suck more? Seriously it cn't get any worse. At least i got ther e-mail, even if tht couns for shit anyway.l

The hell can I do now, she'll be on the plane in 2 hoirs and i'll be in ged in 15 minutes, and nothing i can do will change that. why is life so fucked up? She obviously wanted me, but she was with ther brother so i got cockblocked all night, when the fucker actually left, i managed some decent conversration but it didnt go anywehere. She just left me oin the fucking taxi, said i was too drunk. WHAT THE FUCK.

Thjois is going to be funny tomorrow, seeing me fail at alife again. Oh well, at least i got into oxford.. That's gotta count for something, right? Fuck me, fuck my life, and fuck this shit. Im off to bed. Peace.

*****
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 04:54 GMT
#2
Wait, girls shit?
bg
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 20 2008 04:59 GMT
#3
2girls1cup.com bro.
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
March 20 2008 05:00 GMT
#4
Good night! ^_^
Together but separate, like oatmeal
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
March 20 2008 05:14 GMT
#5
nite~~
Hates Fun🤔
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
March 20 2008 05:23 GMT
#6
hjahahahahha, well the best advice is "don't drink too much"
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
March 20 2008 05:52 GMT
#7
lol
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
March 20 2008 06:32 GMT
#8
go to her.....[EPICFAIL] sorry sucks4u all i can say shouldnt have had that last 1
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
March 20 2008 08:22 GMT
#9
On March 20 2008 13:52 EnDeR_ wrote:
She just left me oin the fucking taxi, said i was too drunk. WHAT THE FUCK.


Sounds like you got drunk and screwed up your chances.

BL, learn for next time.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
March 20 2008 08:53 GMT
#10
the girls are supposed to get drunk, not you
hello there
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 20 2008 11:36 GMT
#11
I'm sure being totally shit faced was a turn on.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2925 Posts
March 20 2008 14:10 GMT
#12
On March 20 2008 17:53 MarklarMarklar wrote:
the girls are supposed to get drunk, not you


I tried that. I took her phone and said i'd give it back if she helped me finish my drink. She didn't want to, though, so she tried to grab it while i kept moving it around my back. It was quite fun actually .

Nah, she was a tough nut, she's 4 years older than i am and we were going out with all her cousins (i'm a friend of her cousin) so surrounded by family is not the ideal situation for any of this. That was also why i was so fucking wasted, I was the youngest one there and they got me drinks all night, i think i've literally paid for the first one only, it also helped that one them worked at a bar and it was her shift yesterday.

I'm wondering if i should follow up and send her an e-mail, she's going to Germany for work and I may be there in Summer, she also said that she'd visit, so who knows. She did kiss me good night (on the cheek) when she put me in the taxi. What to do, what to do...
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 20 2008 14:56 GMT
#13
Bad luck man

Congrats for gettin into Oxford btw
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
March 20 2008 15:35 GMT
#14
If she wanted your dick, She wouldnt have sent your ass off in a taxie...gg no re
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 20 2008 16:13 GMT
#15
better luck next time homey
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2925 Posts
March 20 2008 16:49 GMT
#16
On March 20 2008 23:56 o3.power91 wrote:
Bad luck man

Congrats for gettin into Oxford btw



Thanks
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
March 20 2008 16:51 GMT
#17
I know a beautiful girl that goes to Oxford, let me know when you get there and I'll set you up.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2925 Posts
March 21 2008 01:03 GMT
#18
On March 21 2008 01:51 FzeroXx wrote:
I know a beautiful girl that goes to Oxford, let me know when you get there and I'll set you up.


lol, i'll be there in October. I don't know anybody in Oxford so it'd be great to meet people there , so if anybody from tl is in town, i'll gladly buy a few drinks.
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 21 2008 04:16 GMT
#19
GFTOW (Go fuck ten other women). You're acting like she's the only woman you're ever going to meet. She's not. She may even seem like she's the best one you'll ever meet: she's probably not (can't say for certain). I don't see the big deal in losing one girl that you're not even in a relationship with.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
March 22 2008 11:42 GMT
#20
She ran off to see me^^ no seriousy get your shit together, having a crush on ONE girl isn't good, you need to see more girls simultaneously. When you're in Oxford you'd better fuck alot of girls cuz otherwise im gonna slap you.
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