On March 15 2008 07:28 Bond(i2) wrote:
tell your own gf that the tall bitch is hitting on you
tell your own gf that the tall bitch is hitting on you
lol
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minus_human
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On March 15 2008 07:28 Bond(i2) wrote: tell your own gf that the tall bitch is hitting on you lol | ||
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On March 15 2008 04:56 PiSCeS wrote: How about you just go tell her boyfriend to keep better tabs on his girl, and that she's been hanging around you for a long ass time and won't leave you alone. That should pretty much cover all of your objectives I think.. you get her away, you could potentially embarass her by mentioning how she clings to you and shit, and your girlfriend will think no less of you for telling the boyfriend to get rid of her. case closed. | ||
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On March 15 2008 10:06 Lisk wrote: Tell her you like anime. Funny that you mention that...next episode maybe tomorrow <center></center> | ||
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- She needs to be embarassed - She is a drinker - She hates worms - No traces can lead back to you Basically, what you need is this: Tapeworm eggs! I haven't seen them in my local grocery store, but I'm sure they can't be very hard to come by. Use your ninja training to slip these babies into her drink at the next social gathering and it won't take long for the tapeworms (more commonly known as "The Fat Woman's Best Friend") to start a nice little colony in her belly. It won't take her very long to notice the alien infestation going on in her abdomen. The very realization that she's not just touching worms, but in fact nursing and sheltering them inside of her own body will get her to commit suicide faster than a samurai who just had his pants drop to his ankles in front of the Emperor. And honestly, what can be more embarassing than suicide because of tapeworms? That's right, not a goddamn thing. + Show Spoiler + Great blog, by the way! | ||
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On March 15 2008 05:27 o3.power91 wrote: i second i third | ||
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