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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 14 2008 20:26 GMT
#21
Just ... ignore her. She'll take the hint eventually
^-^
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 14 2008 20:27 GMT
#22
On March 15 2008 05:07 zatic wrote:
BEst girl problem blog so far.

i second
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-14 20:34:52
March 14 2008 20:34 GMT
#23
rofl at the plot twist!1

you can't just ignore her?! -__-

block her on msn, don't talk to her, etc.
Hates Fun🤔
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
March 14 2008 20:48 GMT
#24
On March 15 2008 05:06 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
Not your average Tlnet girl help request.

Yeah, I was very pleasantly surprised to be honest. Hilarious blog.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
._.
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
1133 Posts
March 14 2008 20:53 GMT
#25
Wow a girl thats 1.9m tall.

Must be quite de-masculanizing eh?
:D
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 14 2008 20:53 GMT
#26
the nicer you are to a girl the more they want to keep away from her, so instead of trying to keep her away why not call her every 10mins, do it for a day then she'll be begging for you not to call her.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
._.
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
1133 Posts
March 14 2008 20:54 GMT
#27
On March 15 2008 05:53 YanGpaN wrote:
the nicer you are to a girl the more they want to keep away from her, so instead of trying to keep her away why not call her every 10mins, do it for a day then she'll be begging for you not to call her.

Uh that could go very very wrong.

But for plot twist sake, go for it.
:D
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 14 2008 20:58 GMT
#28
On March 15 2008 05:53 YanGpaN wrote:
the nicer you are to a girl the more they want to keep away from her, so instead of trying to keep her away why not call her every 10mins, do it for a day then she'll be begging for you not to call her.



annoying girl's bf will pwn him (:

Rejecting her is not actually as bad as you think, if you ignore her accordingly afterwards it should work.

Just avoid her.

CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
March 14 2008 21:13 GMT
#29
Tell her boyfriend that she's been trying to hook up with you. Boyfriend will be angry at her, and you can get away free. Or, you could find a way to make yourself extremely unattractive. For example, you could 'admit' to her that you have a necrophilia fetish, and invite her to come to the morgue. (although if she takes you up on the offer, you have a serious problem on your hands). Seriously, I don't know, I just think it would be hilarious if you tried that.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
March 14 2008 21:17 GMT
#30
Show her your penis...
She laughs and is gone forever...

JK
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
Vaanelo
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada128 Posts
March 14 2008 21:17 GMT
#31
do u have a pic?
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
March 14 2008 21:39 GMT
#32
Tell her you're gay. And when the rumour spreads just say she's jealous you don't like her.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 14 2008 21:40 GMT
#33
On March 15 2008 06:17 LastWish wrote:
Show her your penis...
She laughs and is gone forever...

JK


LMFAO
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-14 21:52:37
March 14 2008 21:50 GMT
#34
yeah those people that think they are cool-crazy while they are only crazy can be annoying.
wow i just imagined such a big girl with that personality. now i understand.

but yeah basically 2v1 them both ez, just like XCetron said.
Remember to mass workers and you're fine.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
March 14 2008 21:59 GMT
#35
get her pregnant shell never want to see you again
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 14 2008 22:25 GMT
#36
On March 15 2008 04:56 PiSCeS wrote:
How about you just go tell her boyfriend to keep better tabs on his girl, and that she's been hanging around you for a long ass time and won't leave you alone. That should pretty much cover all of your objectives I think.. you get her away, you could potentially embarass her by mentioning how she clings to you and shit, and your girlfriend will think no less of you for telling the boyfriend to get rid of her.


Hm yeah i think that could work. But it's just not mean enough. And there is allways a chance that he goes berserk on me because he's envious of my good looks. I could tell it to him from a distance tough, i'm a fairly fast runner.


On March 15 2008 05:09 RavenWrath wrote:
if you push her down the stairs and her skirt flips up or smth. she probably finds it rather funny because she is soooo "crazy" and wont give a fuck at all.
I d rather change everything she likes on you. Talk a bit about how stupid all those fashion designers are etc. etc... Even the most annoying person wont stand a permanent snub.


Ah you're right! I never tought about that. Still i will simulate the scenario later to test it. Maybe i have to play around with the parameter x (x=steps). The more steps the less she finds it funny, but of course with the dramatic chance of breaking her neck.
Your alternative sounds good, but it involves a discussion with her and that's not really something i wan't. I wan't to lure her into my trap of evilness, only then a discussion is justified.

On March 15 2008 05:12 BalloonFight wrote:
Next time you see her, drop your pants and take a fat shit right in front of her.


Too extreme and it might drop my coolness points with my girlfriend. I don't think she's into that.

On March 15 2008 05:23 XCetron wrote:
pwn her and her bf at SC 2v1 EZ. Just mass workers.


Yeah, and no.

On March 15 2008 05:53 ._. wrote:
Wow a girl thats 1.9m tall.

Must be quite de-masculanizing eh?


Yeah she has the shoulders. And you know what they say about girls with the shoulders.

On March 15 2008 05:53 YanGpaN wrote:
the nicer you are to a girl the more they want to keep away from her, so instead of trying to keep her away why not call her every 10mins, do it for a day then she'll be begging for you not to call her.


Uuh sounds too risky. And my girlfriend might catch me. That would be more dangerous than her boyfriend punching me.

On March 15 2008 06:13 CDRdude wrote:
Tell her boyfriend that she's been trying to hook up with you. Boyfriend will be angry at her, and you can get away free. Or, you could find a way to make yourself extremely unattractive. For example, you could 'admit' to her that you have a necrophilia fetish, and invite her to come to the morgue. (although if she takes you up on the offer, you have a serious problem on your hands). Seriously, I don't know, I just think it would be hilarious if you tried that.


Wah that's hard for people like me. And thanks for your toughts, i shall use it in my simulation later on too.

On March 15 2008 06:17 LastWish wrote:
Show her your penis...
She laughs and is gone forever...

JK


That could work. But the plan is to embarass her. Stay focused people!

On March 15 2008 06:59 ShmotZ wrote:
get her pregnant shell never want to see you again


That's like a death sentence for me.



Ok i just got off the phone with my buddy who know's her since years or so. And as i was looking in the mirror while i talked to him he told me this: She's afraid of worms! WORMS! Haha! What person is afraid of worms? How pathetic! I shall make that to my weapon of choice. Or maybe i could use that if everything fails, i toss in a worm as deflection and run away. Oh she will pay. PAY!
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
March 14 2008 22:28 GMT
#37
tell your own gf that the tall bitch is hitting on you
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
Freaky[x]
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada995 Posts
March 14 2008 22:34 GMT
#38
next time she's sobber and next to you, tell her this "I honestly don't want any other friends like you... I already have enough of those"

hmm My friend said that to this girl that didn't want anything to do with him but be his friend... worked like a charm, he didn't see her after that day.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
March 14 2008 22:56 GMT
#39
On March 15 2008 04:00 Jayson X wrote:
She thinks i'm special, different you know. I was the dj at that privat party so she naturaly fell for my skills and good looks. Not the first time that happened to me,


hhahahah lmfao this blog has to be a joke, the best line imo is this one and the i'll cry if i get hit hahah i can't stop lol'in at this shit.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
March 14 2008 23:45 GMT
#40
On March 15 2008 04:44 Titusmaster6 wrote:
See my advice about using "the backhand."

Where? Please link me to it. I have large hands, or long fingers, depens on how you look at them. Like i said i have tiny wrists. There is allways a chance they snap so i would have to practice first

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67610#19
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
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