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obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 22:56 GMT
#1
Okay. I'm a sophomore in college. To make a long story short, I'm in the process of wooing a girl that I think is pretty cool. I wrote a poem about her just as something to do, but I don't plan on giving it to her for a good long while. Here it be:

Intensity has found its gaze,
For when you're looking back at me
I can see the clarity
Forged throughout your pensive days.
You've tasted love's enraptured drink,
I only have imaginings
Of ideal love and wondrous things
That youthful minds do often think.
And though this love is but a seed,
To you, it may seem just a chance,
But I imagine we will dance
When we are old; in time we'll see.
If I fail to win your heart,
I guarantee it will never be
For lack of love or sincerity,
Which I have felt right from the start.

[image loading]

Poll: Is this lame?
(Vote): No, it is nice.
(Vote): It is okay.
(Vote): You sir, have failed hard.



****
That was an unknown unknown.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
October 24 2007 22:59 GMT
#2
a bit awkward imo :s

unless you give it to her after you're with her :d
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Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 24 2007 23:00 GMT
#3
=_= uhh,
i guess its good
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 23:02 GMT
#4
I don't plan on giving the poem to her until I have known her a good long while, if I give it to her at all.
That was an unknown unknown.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-24 23:22:56
October 24 2007 23:08 GMT
#5
EDIT: DISREGARD THIS BULLSHIT
+ Show Spoiler +
Please don't ever give her the poem T_T Not that it sucks terribly, but...

Unless she is some sort of pervert or underground dungeon master wielding dual 46-sided dice, the girl will just be like "Wtf?" and try to find a nice way to not tell you how lame you are. Although the idea is nice, it's creepy and old-fashioned to the point of not being even slightly cute anymore, and if it's not in a relationship, that would be the end of your contact with the girl, FOREVER.
Peace~
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 24 2007 23:15 GMT
#6
I love it, give it to her asap
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 23:17 GMT
#7
On October 25 2007 08:08 fanatacist wrote:
Please don't ever give her the poem T_T Not that it sucks terribly, but...

Unless she is some sort of pervert or underground dungeon master wielding dual 46-sided dice, the girl will just be like "Wtf?" and try to find a nice way to not tell you how lame you are. Although the idea is nice, it's creepy and old-fashioned to the point of not being even slightly cute anymore, and if it's not in a relationship, that would be the end of your contact with the girl, FOREVER.


It was just a thought. I wasn't hell bent on giving it to her anyway. Thanks for the advice.
That was an unknown unknown.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 24 2007 23:19 GMT
#8
On October 25 2007 08:15 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
I love it, give it to her asap

I see what you mean! Wow, I just read between the lines for the first time. DAMN I feel so stupid >: Thanks for explaining it to me on IRC Strafe.

I can't brand this as normal poetry... Thank god I haven't voted yet. I am all for it. Sorry for my post earlier. Good luck n_n <3 I'm sure she'll love you back.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 24 2007 23:20 GMT
#9
On October 25 2007 08:17 obloquy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2007 08:08 fanatacist wrote:
Please don't ever give her the poem T_T Not that it sucks terribly, but...

Unless she is some sort of pervert or underground dungeon master wielding dual 46-sided dice, the girl will just be like "Wtf?" and try to find a nice way to not tell you how lame you are. Although the idea is nice, it's creepy and old-fashioned to the point of not being even slightly cute anymore, and if it's not in a relationship, that would be the end of your contact with the girl, FOREVER.


It was just a thought. I wasn't hell bent on giving it to her anyway. Thanks for the advice.


Disregard that cynical bullshit >: I was just feeling depressed - I didn't really read the poem for what it's worth. Give it a shot - Strafe is a beast at picking up women, so you should listen to his advice doubly over mine. You should completely ignore all that noise that I said before too.
Peace~
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20009 Posts
October 24 2007 23:22 GMT
#10
definitely go for it, girls love that shit
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 23:28 GMT
#11
Okay, okay, fuck. It was a lame idea. Now I'm definitely NOT giving it to her. Nice try though, fanatacist...ass.
That was an unknown unknown.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 24 2007 23:32 GMT
#12
What? Don't be a jew and give it you selfish bastard
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 24 2007 23:34 GMT
#13
On October 25 2007 08:28 obloquy wrote:
Okay, okay, fuck. It was a lame idea. Now I'm definitely NOT giving it to her. Nice try though, fanatacist...ass.

... I say something mean and you thank me, I realize my mistake and you call me an ass? u_u I don't deserve that kind of disrespect. I felt bad for what I had ignorantly said, went so far as to re-iterate my apologies and edit my first post, and you give me this? What the fuck man :/
Peace~
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
October 24 2007 23:38 GMT
#14
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE HER THIS POEM. ITS A NICE GESTURE BUT ONE THAT WILL RESULT IN YOUR INSTANT FAILURE AT ANY CHANCE YOU HAVE WITH HER. HEED MY WARNINGS!!!!
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 23:40 GMT
#15
On October 25 2007 08:38 Kennigit wrote:
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE HER THIS POEM. ITS A NICE GESTURE BUT ONE THAT WILL RESULT IN YOUR INSTANT FAILURE AT ANY CHANCE YOU HAVE WITH HER. HEED MY WARNINGS!!!!


Yeah, I realize. Don't worry, I'm not.
That was an unknown unknown.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 24 2007 23:41 GMT
#16
On October 25 2007 08:38 Kennigit wrote:
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE HER THIS POEM. ITS A NICE GESTURE BUT ONE THAT WILL RESULT IN YOUR INSTANT FAILURE AT ANY CHANCE YOU HAVE WITH HER. HEED MY WARNINGS!!!!

T_T Dude.
Peace~
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
October 24 2007 23:43 GMT
#17
If you give her that poem, you will, without ANY doubt, NEVER get to touch her. Follow Kennigits advice, it isn't bolded/caps/red/underlined for nothing.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 24 2007 23:43 GMT
#18
Kennigit, the all-wise and all-knowing
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 24 2007 23:45 GMT
#19
You all missed the point u_u; Sigh.
Peace~
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 24 2007 23:47 GMT
#20
On October 25 2007 08:45 fanatacist wrote:
You all missed the point u_u; Sigh.


With all your dumbass attempts to get me to fuck up, I sure as hell didn't miss the point.
That was an unknown unknown.
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