EPTSomewhere around here, i asked my mom where this sale was. She said
"doesnt matter, 5-for-1 sale *stim pack* go go go "
I was lookin forward to this, even though i had to go with my mom to buy stuff. If i could, i would go by myself or with some friends but i dont really know anyone else besides my parents that can drive.
It all started when my mom brought back a nice shirt and some cool belts. She said
"everything so cheap, i could not stop buying"
...you know women. they just cant stand a clearance sale.
I said i liked them, please take me with you tomorrow, and she said ok. I asked her if i could by some jeans and she gave me that face all azn people make and what they really mean is either "wtf are you talking about" or "umm....ok i have no idea why u want those"
I barely heard that she said she was going to buy some suits for us all, and i assumed she found some cheap Chinatown place to buy stuff.
So today, i went in the car after playing two SC games, then out of nowhere, my dad popped up and said "im going with you"
I said out of earshot "fuck, shit, bitch" and kicked the door. Going with 1 parent was enough; two is over kill. I partially heard something about that my dad needed a suit to wear, which aroused some suspicions that I wasnt going where i thought i was going.
Before this, i came home late at around 11:30 cause i had football game to play for ( im in the marching band) and i was really sleepy. the ride to the place was about 10~ minutes and i slept most of the way.
When i woke up....I prayed to god and wished just someone would shoot me. There was no advertisement or shop sign. The store was in an ally, but a lot of people were there.
The place where we arrived was.....
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....3 Day Suit Brokers.
No t-shirts. No sweat shirts. No jeans. Not even kaikis. Just suits, suit related items, and more suits. There was nothing but suits, men, and that stench of leather u smell on shoes everywhere. There were Italian made suits, Korean made suits, Thai made suits, and everything related to suits u could imagine. If i was a rich stockbroker, maybe i would pay this place a visit. Im a fucking freshman for gods sakes......
Every single man in the store either had a lot of white hair, half-bald, bald, or wearing a cap to hide the baldness. There was another kid listening to his iPod and i could tell from his expression on his face that he too was tricked into coming.
I spent 1-and-a-half hour kicking the paper stuff u find inside shoes and kicking them under the circle of clothes. You know, i shouldve thanked god for headphones. Without those, i probably wouldve found some other way to commit suicides involving shoe polish, a string of ties and a broken mirror.
It turns out god hates me cause i didnt pray last night, because i stepped on one of my ear buds and it broke. The other earbud wasnt working too well....snap, crackle, and pop got in there somehow
...I knew i shouldve called some friends to buy some shit for me rather than going shopping with 50-year old people.
This story proves two major things:
1. Azn people never ever specify where they go shopping, give a legit answer to a question, or even tell you anything. They just say "SALE" and they assume u know what theyre talking about.
2. If you ever need clothes, ask your friends to buy clothes for you. They wont ask you for ur shirt or pant sizes, they will just ask "my size, smaller, or bigger". the only thing you want to buy yourself is underwear.
Basically, avoid doing anything with azn parents. Acedemics, sports, or even shopping; do everything by yourself or with your friends. Never ever go anywhere or do anything unless forced by the bamboo stick hanging on your door.
Please, it happened to one person. Dont let it happen to anyone else.
...o yea and later this day something my dad said like violated one of my laws...that if you are born azn, you live and die in azn fashion.
When we were reading the bible (wow we actually read a bible instead of an SAT book), he said
"We are Gentiles; God's chosen people. We are Israelis"
^WTF?!! i can understand gentiles, but ISRAELIS???
nothing against jews, but omfg i have never ever heard an azn say "we are israelis" out loud. I mean for all we could know there are azn jews out there.
yea thats enough for this rant.
