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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32271 Posts
September 03 2007 04:05 GMT
#1
Warning: this is stolen from another forum. This is a story in paint pictures and it has over 200 pics. The story is not done yet and this takes a lot of re-hosting time (the forum is private and i cannot hotlink), so i will upload a first batch now and hopefully some other day I will find more time to host more (or the guys at this forum keep it going).


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This story is called 'Mario only did it because of the cake he was promised', and it goes something like this:

Here's how it all started
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and then Mario was like oh shit cake I need to fucking hurry to the castle
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Mario gets to the castle and he's all like "DDAAWWW WHERE IS PRINCESS WITH MAH CAKE??!"


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Mario enters the castle and Bowser has taken over!

"MARIO YOU DO NOT GET MY CAKE PRINCESS MADE THE CAKE AND I STEAL IT. IF YOU WANT CAKE U HAVE TO GET ALL OF THE POWER STARS I HIDDEN IN CASTLE, BUT U NO CAN DO IT CUZ U SO FAT!"


TEH POWER OF THE STARS IS IN THE PAINTINGS
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To get the star he must climb to the top of the mountain in Bob-Omb Battlefield and defeat King Bob-Omb.
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he must climb to the top of the mountain

climb to the top of the mountain

climb the mountain
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Koopa the Quick challenges Mario!





OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB EVER
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Koopa the Quick wins the race, and 6 hours later Mario finally gets to the top of the mountain
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Now that Mario made it to the top of his mountain, he must now fight the dreaded King Bob-omb if he wants his star.
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Time for Mario to show King Bob-omb what he's got:
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This looks like a solution for GIRTH
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Mario is victolious once again.








For defeating the evil King Bob-omb, Mario is awarded a Power Star! It gives him the power to enter new worlds and get even more stars!
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Mario makes it to the next stage, known as Whomp's Fortress. Whomp is a giant stone thing that's pissed off that people walk on him and shit. How will Mario defeat a giant slab of stone?
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As we all know, the proper protocol for defeating an angry Whomp is to dodge his fall, then buttslam his back.
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nothing too extraordinary








Mario notices a Power Star way high up in a cage near Whomp's Fortress, but how can he ever get to it?
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Mario notices a sound coming from a nearby tree and sees an owl! He can befriend this owl, and then use it to carry him to the star!
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The owl tries his hardest to take Mario up to the star
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Mario may need a new backup plan


Mario has to persuade he bird to give a that last bit of confidence that gets Mario airborne
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Success.


Mario finds himself in Jolly Roger's Bay, where me must confront the secrets of the deep to acquire his next star. What dangerous foes will Mario find lurking in the depths?
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Mario notices the star on the eel's tail, but how is he supposed to get it?
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Mario gets a plan on how to retrieve that star. He just does what he always does whenever he gets into a tight spot.
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Schones_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States226 Posts
September 03 2007 04:18 GMT
#2
thanks
"Dont kill two birds with one stone, Bring a shotgun and get all the birds..."
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20006 Posts
September 03 2007 05:19 GMT
#3
cant
stop
laughing
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 03 2007 05:32 GMT
#4
omg
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24632 Posts
September 03 2007 05:53 GMT
#5
hahaha I only played the first few hours but this is still awesome
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 03 2007 06:26 GMT
#6
lmfao

this reminds me of /b/'s delicious cake scenarios
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Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
September 03 2007 06:49 GMT
#7
That butt slam of his looks intense
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
September 03 2007 07:06 GMT
#8
the fuck lol ;o
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vstar
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Korea (South)693 Posts
September 03 2007 09:01 GMT
#9
LOL i loved this game hahah bring sback memories :D
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
September 03 2007 09:24 GMT
#10
omg that ending made me die laughing
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 03 2007 10:22 GMT
#11
LOL NICE hahahaha
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JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
September 03 2007 12:17 GMT
#12
rofl, I'm laughing out loud at this
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
September 03 2007 15:22 GMT
#13
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love how he eats the Power Star, and the magic mushroom at the end .
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 03 2007 16:41 GMT
#14
EPIC LULZ

That was fucking awesome hahahahaha
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 03 2007 17:25 GMT
#15
lol what the hell
mario
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
September 03 2007 20:17 GMT
#16
Wow, thats fuckin awesome.
RebelHeart
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
New Zealand722 Posts
September 04 2007 00:49 GMT
#17
over 200 pics!!! NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END IMMEDIATELY!!! DOES HE GET THE CAKE OR NOT!

"Love the Lord your God, and love your neighbour as you love yourself. If you do these things you're doing well" - Phil Joel
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
September 04 2007 13:52 GMT
#18
hahahhaa very nice. makes me wanna play mario 64 now =x
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 14 2007 22:38 GMT
#19
i demand more mariozzz
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25974 Posts
September 14 2007 23:12 GMT
#20
ahahahahahahahahah
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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6766 Posts
September 14 2007 23:53 GMT
#21
Oh man Mario 64 kicked ass
Graphics
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 03 2007 10:27 GMT
#22
I'm pro at mario64. Very funny and true. Are there more comics for the other levels/worlds? I could probably draw some at work.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
October 13 2008 17:40 GMT
#23
So unexpected, So good!
Resistance ain't futile
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
October 13 2008 18:21 GMT
#24
LL topic.
aka Ghostclaws
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
October 13 2008 18:30 GMT
#25
o didnt know thats how u get the star up there

i always wondered
Clan Lzuruha
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10825 Posts
October 13 2008 18:35 GMT
#26
oh my god lol how did i miss this one
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25974 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-13 18:53:52
October 13 2008 18:53 GMT
#27
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Best image hahahah
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 13 2008 19:06 GMT
#28
lol Ive never seen this one this owns
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
October 13 2008 19:18 GMT
#29
I wish there was more. That mushroom picture at the end is hilarious.
Not bad for a cat toy.
ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
October 13 2008 19:34 GMT
#30
Where is the rest of this collection?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 13 2008 19:56 GMT
#31
<3 Mario 64
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
October 14 2008 00:34 GMT
#32
HAHAHAH tahts hilariousssssssss
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
October 14 2008 00:41 GMT
#33
The guy who drew it on LL stopped doing it out of laziness. The topic died.
aka Ghostclaws
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
October 14 2008 00:44 GMT
#34
hahah this is so great
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 14 2008 01:10 GMT
#35
LOL dodge his fall then buttslam his back!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
October 14 2008 01:17 GMT
#36
thank you for bumping this

can't stop laughing
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-14 03:01:24
October 14 2008 03:00 GMT
#37
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rofl @ that one
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 14 2008 04:25 GMT
#38
On October 14 2008 04:34 ThatGuy wrote:
Where is the rest of this collection?


I want to read more as well xD
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
October 14 2008 05:22 GMT
#39
WOW awesome bump!

I'm laughing so hard!! LOLOL!!!
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