Mario only did it because of the cake...

IntoTheWow

is awesome32281 Posts

September 03 2007 04:05 GMT

Warning: this is stolen from another forum. This is a story in paint pictures and it has over 200 pics. The story is not done yet and this takes a lot of re-hosting time (the forum is private and i cannot hotlink), so i will upload a first batch now and hopefully some other day I will find more time to host more (or the guys at this forum keep it going).

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This story is called 'Mario only did it because of the cake he was promised', and it goes something like this:

Here's how it all started

and then Mario was like oh shit cake I need to fucking hurry to the castle

Mario gets to the castle and he's all like "DDAAWWW WHERE IS PRINCESS WITH MAH CAKE??!"

Mario enters the castle and Bowser has taken over!

"MARIO YOU DO NOT GET MY CAKE PRINCESS MADE THE CAKE AND I STEAL IT. IF YOU WANT CAKE U HAVE TO GET ALL OF THE POWER STARS I HIDDEN IN CASTLE, BUT U NO CAN DO IT CUZ U SO FAT!"

TEH POWER OF THE STARS IS IN THE PAINTINGS

To get the star he must climb to the top of the mountain in Bob-Omb Battlefield and defeat King Bob-Omb.

he must climb to the top of the mountain

climb to the top of the mountain

climb the mountain

Koopa the Quick challenges Mario!

OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB EVER

Koopa the Quick wins the race, and 6 hours later Mario finally gets to the top of the mountain

Now that Mario made it to the top of his mountain, he must now fight the dreaded King Bob-omb if he wants his star.

Time for Mario to show King Bob-omb what he's got:

This looks like a solution for GIRTH

Mario is victolious once again.

For defeating the evil King Bob-omb, Mario is awarded a Power Star! It gives him the power to enter new worlds and get even more stars!

Mario makes it to the next stage, known as Whomp's Fortress. Whomp is a giant stone thing that's pissed off that people walk on him and shit. How will Mario defeat a giant slab of stone?

As we all know, the proper protocol for defeating an angry Whomp is to dodge his fall, then buttslam his back.

nothing too extraordinary

Mario notices a Power Star way high up in a cage near Whomp's Fortress, but how can he ever get to it?

Mario notices a sound coming from a nearby tree and sees an owl! He can befriend this owl, and then use it to carry him to the star!

The owl tries his hardest to take Mario up to the star

Mario may need a new backup plan

Mario has to persuade he bird to give a that last bit of confidence that gets Mario airborne

Success.

Mario finds himself in Jolly Roger's Bay, where me must confront the secrets of the deep to acquire his next star. What dangerous foes will Mario find lurking in the depths?