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This story is called 'Mario only did it because of the cake he was promised', and it goes something like this:
Here's how it all started
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and then Mario was like oh shit cake I need to fucking hurry to the castle
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Mario gets to the castle and he's all like "DDAAWWW WHERE IS PRINCESS WITH MAH CAKE??!"
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Mario enters the castle and Bowser has taken over!
"MARIO YOU DO NOT GET MY CAKE PRINCESS MADE THE CAKE AND I STEAL IT. IF YOU WANT CAKE U HAVE TO GET ALL OF THE POWER STARS I HIDDEN IN CASTLE, BUT U NO CAN DO IT CUZ U SO FAT!"
TEH POWER OF THE STARS IS IN THE PAINTINGS
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To get the star he must climb to the top of the mountain in Bob-Omb Battlefield and defeat King Bob-Omb.
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he must climb to the top of the mountain
climb to the top of the mountain
climb the mountain
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Koopa the Quick challenges Mario!
OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB EVER
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Koopa the Quick wins the race, and 6 hours later Mario finally gets to the top of the mountain
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Now that Mario made it to the top of his mountain, he must now fight the dreaded King Bob-omb if he wants his star.
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Time for Mario to show King Bob-omb what he's got:
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This looks like a solution for GIRTH
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Mario is victolious once again.
For defeating the evil King Bob-omb, Mario is awarded a Power Star! It gives him the power to enter new worlds and get even more stars!
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Mario makes it to the next stage, known as Whomp's Fortress. Whomp is a giant stone thing that's pissed off that people walk on him and shit. How will Mario defeat a giant slab of stone?
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As we all know, the proper protocol for defeating an angry Whomp is to dodge his fall, then buttslam his back.
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nothing too extraordinary
Mario notices a Power Star way high up in a cage near Whomp's Fortress, but how can he ever get to it?
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Mario notices a sound coming from a nearby tree and sees an owl! He can befriend this owl, and then use it to carry him to the star!
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The owl tries his hardest to take Mario up to the star
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Mario may need a new backup plan
Mario has to persuade he bird to give a that last bit of confidence that gets Mario airborne
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Success.
Mario finds himself in Jolly Roger's Bay, where me must confront the secrets of the deep to acquire his next star. What dangerous foes will Mario find lurking in the depths?
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Mario notices the star on the eel's tail, but how is he supposed to get it?
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Mario gets a plan on how to retrieve that star. He just does what he always does whenever he gets into a tight spot.
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