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I'm a criminal, and life has never been better.

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r33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Italy3402 Posts
March 04 2022 20:27 GMT
#1
So, after years of struggles, I kinda decided to pull the trigger and do illegal stuff.

The whole situation surprised me.

I approached the whole deal like I would approach any job. Research quietly, ask questions in a non-threatening manner, always be extremely polite, put customer service first without bending over backwards for people who are just trying to pull my leg or get free shit.

I started doing steroids when gyms reopened at the end of May 2021. My goal was to enter a few bodybuilding competitions for the summer/fall 2023 season. I was fat, ugly and hadn't trained in 2 years.

I live in an area rife with criminality, and I know whose toes not to step on.

I dieted like a motherfucker. I lost 37kg in 6 months, and then rebounded back up by 5 kg with visible abs and a strong vascularity.

I had struggled getting any sort of sex, and now people were literally falling at my feet.

I developed contacts and sources to learn more about performance enhancing drugs, how to get and administer them, how to plan programs, and how sex selling worked.

I could finally source drugs for other people, who had always gone to the shady locker room guy, and get them better quotations, more selection.

I developed a network of serious bodybuilders and amateur ones in no time.

So now I sell drugs.

I wanted to get professional photos done to advertise this business, and I had no money to invest because everything was going into drugs.

So I put some decent gym pics out there, and found a photographer on Grindr. More than one, but this one turned out to be really good.

He shot a set with me for free, wanted me to shoot more, and brought up the point "Have you thought about escorting? You could make a lot of money".

So I did.

I have no qualms about doing dudes, testosterone keeps me going and I have enough cialis that I use for pre-workout to last me 6 months.

So, to the myriads of dudes that were texting me on Grindr, I started telling my price. Before getting banned, 2 dudes paid me for sex, and it was easy as balls. Guys finish really quickly, it turns out.

I had this idea of setting up an onlyfans, and while I did the bare minimum it turns out it's way easier to get found on gay social networks and most gay escorting websites let you put up ads for free.

On the first day I put up my ad at 7 PM, and by the next morning I had received over 20 calls and texts. I did everything on a fake name, burner phone, with no links to my social media, and 6 guys had already found and followed my private IG.

That'll probably come bite me in the ass later, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

I'm asking for 150€ an hour if I don't jizz, 200€ if I do, and 500 for the night. Making 500 euros a night, multiple times a week, is FUCKING RIDICULOUS if you live in a mediterranean country.

I've paid almost all my debts and by the end of the month I should have enough drugs to last me until the end of the year.

Everything else is going to my Porsche fund.

Here's the kicker. I am acting, with clients, the same way I would at my office job, except a bit sexier. I tell them what I do and don't do, send courtesy pictures and videos to the regulars to keep them involved, I had an unrelated infection that led me to cancel a couple appointments and warned everyone in advance without hiding anything.

The feedback could not have been more positive.

And here's where it gets even better.

I know a cop at my gym. I know a Latin King at my gym.

I have all the protection in the world, for free. They both outright told me, that since I'm actively not hurting anyone, nothing will happen to me.

They don't know where I live but they both have the tools to find out, and guess what. They'd rather keep me around since my knowledge and activity is actively positive in the territory.

If you're considering a steroid protocol, or a heavy heavy diet, hit me up I guess.

Here are some shots of my 6 month transformation plus a picture of me 8 months in at the end.
https://imgur.com/a/4aN965P

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banjo1735
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
19 Posts
March 04 2022 20:52 GMT
#2
I read this as an allegory for when Terran players switch to Protoss.
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
March 05 2022 02:21 GMT
#3
Power to you so long as no one's getting hurt. Are those drugs dangerous? Probably shouldn't share picture of your face in case the authorities change their mind.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 05 2022 03:54 GMT
#4
neat
the story accelerated quickly
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4454 Posts
March 05 2022 06:52 GMT
#5
My old personal trainer at the gym offered to hook me up with roids about 15 years ago, to boost my gains.She was still doing competitions at around age 50.Not something I wanted to get into personally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7077 Posts
March 05 2022 09:23 GMT
#6
mycrimes.txt + irl pictures

?
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
March 05 2022 12:47 GMT
#7
LMAO.
Do you know what steroids do to...uhm...your name is reek?

(warning, slightly nsfw)
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Elroi
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden5617 Posts
March 05 2022 13:00 GMT
#8
Nice transformation. Impressive! I think you should be careful with the drugs though. I have a hard time understanding the body builder mindset about being as big as possible too. Is it never too much?
"To all eSports fans, I want to be remembered as a progamer who can make something out of nothing, and someone who always does his best. I think that is the right way of living, and I'm always doing my best to follow that." - Jaedong. /watch?v=jfghAzJqAp0
JoinTheRain
Profile Blog Joined September 2018
Bulgaria409 Posts
March 06 2022 09:32 GMT
#9
I hope this is a troll with a low quality bait.
The subject-matter of the art of living is each person's own life.
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
March 06 2022 12:03 GMT
#10
Na fuckin ni
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13509 Posts
March 06 2022 21:41 GMT
#11
I'm not sure it's wise to document your criminality but good luck with your future endeavours!
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
March 07 2022 14:12 GMT
#12
are you gay in the first place or is this just for the money?
ॐ
CHEONSOYUN
Profile Joined August 2017
620 Posts
March 07 2022 20:00 GMT
#13
no offense but LMAOOOO
JAEDONG...!!! EFFORT IS ANGRY. ZERG...?!
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
March 09 2022 00:21 GMT
#14
admitting to criminality and posting dozens of face/whole body-revealing pictures, nice idea.

I will be impressed if you're doing okay in a couple years.
Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
March 09 2022 20:46 GMT
#15
i srsly hope your shitting us. Otherwise: what is wrong with u..
Broodwar for life!
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27405 Posts
March 10 2022 00:35 GMT
#16
Inspirational stuff
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
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J. Corsair
Profile Joined June 2014
United States470 Posts
March 11 2022 05:20 GMT
#17
I'm happy for you but this is bound to go horribly wrong. Quit while you're ahead, use the money to start a legal moneymaking venture and keep the illegal stuff to personal use levels.

“...it is human nature, I suppose, to be futile and ridiculous.” - Scaramouche
lestye
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4243 Posts
March 14 2022 06:57 GMT
#18
Nice! Odd to me you’d charge more to jizz, I’d figure it’d be more of a challenge. “Hey its 200 euros but if you do the challenge and make me cum, 50 euros off your order!”

But yeah, glad ur living your best life! I hope you stay safe since I know sex work can be dangerous.
"You guys are just edgelords. Embrace your inner weeb desu" -Zergneedsfood
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