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StarCraft Banter Battle - "little drones many wow"

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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
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Last Edited: 2021-07-25 18:32:13
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Brood War is a game that has stood the test of time. Despite its difficulties and the challenges that both amateurs and veterans face, it is a rewarding game where each win makes you pump your fist in glory! However, in order to quickly improve, a practice partner is needed. With a practice partner, a second win condition opens up!

This blog will loosely document the endless banter and one-line battles of two people who met through BW and became practice partners. With each game, the stakes became higher. More bizzare maps, more quirky strats, and better banter followed as each tried to achieve total dominance over the other:

Bigfan, aka golden_phoenix - a kind Terran who has a lot of humanity left in him
JxN - a devious Zerg who is out to destroy the homeland of Terrans/Protosses everywhere

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Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-07-17 20:23:50
July 17 2021 20:17 GMT
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hahahahahaha wow that's a ton of effort put into this! <3

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oh nice pun yo, wrong map though :D

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Noob! isn't applying cold water to a burn exactly what we need to do to relieve it?

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Some context which BigFan left out, he did something to his wall like lifting the rax or moving the SCV, which allowed me zerglings to walk right in hahah

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I was accusing you of having Fantasy GG timing
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-07-17 23:15:59
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It's because I'm a nice Terran that I told you to apply cold water to that burn. I could've been mean and withheld that information as pain slowly crept over your body!
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
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