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The ice scream man (short story)

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lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-29 15:11:32
July 29 2007 09:15 GMT
#1


***
pew pew
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
July 29 2007 09:43 GMT
#2
you cant write vividly about killing children.
find help.
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
July 29 2007 09:44 GMT
#3
juu crazy chico
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 29 2007 09:46 GMT
#4
Denial
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
sc0rchedst0rm
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Ireland176 Posts
July 29 2007 09:49 GMT
#5
On July 29 2007 18:43 Gene wrote:
you cant write vividly about killing children.
find help.


Seconded.
Kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill 100 men, you're a hero. Kill 1000 men, LVL UP!!!
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
July 29 2007 10:06 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
July 29 2007 10:06 GMT
#7
hehe . i liked it

actually a lot of our fairy tales are super inappropriate for little kids, aren't they?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 29 2007 10:11 GMT
#8
[image loading]
Moderator<:3-/-<
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
July 29 2007 11:03 GMT
#9
On July 29 2007 19:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
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...
qft
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20105 Posts
July 29 2007 11:14 GMT
#10
hahahahaha

but really tahts fucked up
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 29 2007 14:50 GMT
#11
shit i was thinking the suprise was some daterape drug.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 29 2007 14:57 GMT
#12
man you are horrible at this
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
July 29 2007 15:01 GMT
#13
Spectacularly terrible. If this was a youtube video, it would be of you falling flat on your face.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27156 Posts
July 29 2007 15:10 GMT
#14
you are too new for this crap.
ModeratorGodfather
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 29 2007 16:13 GMT
#15
damn i wanted to read it
posting on liquid sites in current year
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
July 30 2007 02:05 GMT
#16
Second SpiritoftheTuna.

It's that kind of curiousity that makes you want to read 4chan or watch that admittedly disturbing, horribly disgusting youtube video.

Please, give us the story back.

Thou shalt receive cookies for loan.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20105 Posts
July 30 2007 03:54 GMT
#17
basically:
Ice cream man sells raspberry surprise ice cream. When he runs out he takes a girl home and beats her head open with a hammer. Then he feeds her body into that machine that you put a log of wood into and it turns it to dust, then uses the remnants to make more raspberry surprise.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-31 01:33:14
July 31 2007 01:30 GMT
#18
im sorry i dont have any copy of the story i made it up as i went on the blog posting thing

funny how they blocked this one and they didnt block my first story
pew pew
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 11 2007 22:57 GMT
#19
rewrite as best as you can.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 12 2007 00:11 GMT
#20
omg i will never know what this was

sounded epic
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