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MoNKeYSpanKeR
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
Edit: Also i have been nicely hinting at not wanting to really hang out or anythign with her for a long time, and when i kind of just avoid saying outright No i don't like you she give sme attitude, i'm trying to be nice, i don't need this, so i just decided tonight i end it. Also i was running up and downstairs and i iddn't want my mom reading it so i Xed out of the first half of it which was mostly stupid shit anyway. (half in this case means like 1/5th) Just the hellos sups w/e shit. | ||
Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
edit: + Show Spoiler [kfc] + I just realzied in my kfc thing i try and sound all cool by saying like i snuck out of school to have sEx like im #1 fonzi of where i live, but rest of that story is there so there you go :O | ||
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Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
Man girls can be retarded, how can you even type crap like this? I would have a hard time making up all those nonsense statements, let alone throw in this overwhelming amount of typoes. HAHAHA | ||
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Wizard
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XCetron
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
The one quote that isn't in spoilers is pretty funny though. You might also find this funny, it's a lesser extent of this type of humour. Click me! Essentially it's a breakup letter read out by some guy- the girl has atrocious spelling grammar etc. and he makes fun of it by reading it 'dramatically'. I dunno. you might need to be drunk to find it funny. =/ | ||
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
But yeah, when Seraphim the calm mannered resident chinease man sees this and posts something that corresponds with what i said maybe that will change some of your opinions, i think he's the only person who can truly comprehend how stupid shit is, i'm tempted to tell the story of the time she was REtarded a bout movie times (way more retarded then it sounds) But i'm lazy. Maybe i will later -_- the thing that got me the most is how she dragged out letters so much over text messaging (she was on her god damn phone bitching at me about tihs stuff) The way she ttypes is very similiar to how she talks, so yeah it's fucking annoying. I find it retarded about how she would spend what most of been like a minute typing wattttt ar eyuououuuuuuuuuuu doingggggg gggg gtryomorrrwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwerwer324932072uj231~~!!@~!@~!$##@52rjfwdpjfwspdfyt9749jkufyh432n;32lrmnkl2h4368932649h1bn2klnjlofy7418926t491ikgb231j32yt1289376132yt41kinb31o923123123123 /endretardedness in a god damn text message. Also for like a week strait she got drunk with her friends and i got 4am durnk texts which look exactly like the above shit (literally) i got a few asd123asd;3333 things which wake me up at 4am and im like "WTF I HAVE WORK IN 2 FUCKING HOURS." Edit: I win the internet. + Show Spoiler + I swear to god she really talks like that it's just a slight exaggeration | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
"Don't worry tough, i keep a level head and we talk about it, she says she will find a ride to something called planned parenthood or something or planet parenthood, i'm not sure. Where she would get a day after pill to annihilate the baby." You haven't heard of Planned Parenthood by the time you're 17? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Planet Parenthood? LMFAO. Ok I just finished the rest of your backstory. I've changed my mind. Don't breed EVER. For the love of god. And think about it..of COURSE shes a stupid slut...she fucked you. One more thing..are you from the midwest or south by any chance? Just a hunch... To summarize - You: *whiny ass voice* "Ohhh it's so unfair, I didn't want to have sex but then I did anyways...repeatedly. This one time I was tired and she made me fuck her even though I didn't want to and then I was sooo tired I accidently came inside of her without meaning too, its all her fault though somehow because I'm a huge hypocrite who can't accept responsibility for his my actions." What you should do next: Vasectomy ASAP. You'll probably have to look this one up. Or better yet ask the fine folks at Planet Parenthood. I think youll find it way deep inside Uranus, along with your head. PS. If you're going to call another person stupid and insist that you're not an idiot(like you say in your backstory) try to not have the spelling and grammar of a 6th grader. Makes it more believable. Please date people who are at least literate. Don't fuck them though, remember that. | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
boy that must suck | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
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vGl-CoW
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
On July 09 2007 01:55 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Prepare to be flamed because you deserve it: To be honest LiNkInPaRrK2289, if I were you I would do everything in my power to not let ANYONE read this..EVER...much less post it on the internet. It makes you look rediculously pathetic and juvenile. Yes, she looks incredibly INCREDIBLY...stupid, but guess what!? So do you. Actually you look a lot worse. Do us all a favor...don't fuck anyone until you're a full adult. I don't mean 18..judging from this thread its going to take a lot longer than normal. News Flash - pulling out isn't birth control. It doesn't work. Another news flash, you control your own actions. You act like its her fault for "seducing you" are you fucking kidding me? By the way this is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard(at least in recent memory): Please, don't be so formal, call me Joe not LINkiNParRk2289. You say i shouldn't fuck anyone until i'm a full adult because i was purposely acting IMMATURE to dumb it down to her level so she could understand, for the last 2 fucking months i have tried and tried again to get the point across that i don't like her and don't want anything to do with her, and when i don't hang out with her and i say shit like "No i'm going to hang out with ant and some girls" she bitches at me for "ditching" her, I haven't chilled with her in 2 months so fuck her. I don't need it i finally decided i had to end it this wya or drag it on for rest of the fuckign summer. Then Captain Judgement comes along and decides to condemn my choice in how to go about tihs, the fact is that's the only way i could get my point across to her, by being the biggest doucheabg possible, Don't like it? Don't be a feminist pussy. Oh and i would like to thank you upon the countless people who must of thougth pulling out was birth control, Your a fucking tool, i obviously didn't think it was birth control or i wouldn't of bought condoms, for fucks sake kid your almost as retarded as her. To adress your last point in this paragraph of her seducing me, you totally missed the fucking point of this. It was about her not going to planned parenthood when she should of, potentially fucking up both of our futures, i'm a slacker in school and generally towards life it's self, but if my action or lack of action could effect someone else i step up, I can bring myself down but i do not have the right to bring someone else down with me. She doens't either and that's what i was pissed about. "Don't worry tough, i keep a level head and we talk about it, she says she will find a ride to something called planned parenthood or something or planet parenthood, i'm not sure. Where she would get a day after pill to annihilate the baby." You haven't heard of Planned Parenthood by the time you're 17? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Planet Parenthood? LMFAO. Ok I just finished the rest of your backstory. I've changed my mind. Don't breed EVER. For the love of god. And think about it..of COURSE shes a stupid slut...she fucked you. One more thing..are you from the midwest or south by any chance? Just a hunch... Jeez, you point out how i don't know wha tplanned parenthood is, and start REOFLRLFMFAOFOSUACEOFIGNGJEBUSZZJFC UIEP:FRPLFMAOO at how i spelled it wrong, or misheard her. My health teacher might of brought it up, but then agian i misssed half his class and i don't really care, i don't try to remember things that i don't beleive will ever be neccessary or useful. Oh man! I shoudln't ever breed because some dumb fag said it on an internet forum, you got me! I will never fuck again sir! Oh damn, then you break out the line shes a dumb slut because she fucked me, Maybe so, but your still an retard. Oh, and it's really cute how you try to make the hint at me being some sort of inbred wife beater or soemthing, but no, sorry, i'm from New York. Please don't flame me without exspecting to get owned in return, your just a dumb child who thinks he's better then me because he doens't know everything. Bitch lies to me, bitch acts like a bitch to me, bitch is being a bitch in general, bitch gets told to fuck off. If you read that lt could apply to either you or her. If you don't like the way i do things then blow me, i don't care. To summarize - You: *whiny ass voice* "Ohhh it's so unfair, I didn't want to have sex but then I did anyways...repeatedly. This one time I was tired and she made me fuck her even though I didn't want to and then I was sooo tired I accidently came inside of her without meaning too, its all her fault though somehow because I'm a huge hypocrite who can't accept responsibility for his my actions." So let me get this strait, i can't be immature, but you can? Didn't the making fun of how people talk thing die out in like 6th grade? What you should do next: Vasectomy ASAP. You'll probably have to look this one up. Or better yet ask the fine folks at Planet Parenthood. I think youll find it way deep inside Uranus, along with your head. PS. If you're going to call another person stupid and insist that you're not an idiot(like you say in your backstory) try to not have the spelling and grammar of a 6th grader. Makes it more believable. Please date people who are at least literate. Don't fuck them though, remember that. vas·ec·to·my –noun, plural -mies. Surgery. excision of the vas deferens, or of a portion of it: performed to effect sterility in men Once agian he makes fun of the fact that i don't care what planned parenthood is, and don't exspect to ever hear of it again really. Cute! My heads in my ass next to my vasectomy....? Learn to throw your words together better, god your almost worse then alex. Since when was spelling and grammar an indication of wheither someone can make good decisions and think when it's important? I dunno, i know i need to work on that but i'm trying, i never said i was perfect. But yes for the last part i will agree. DONT FUCK IDIOTS IT'S NOT WORTH IT. | ||
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Eatme
Switzerland3919 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 09 2007 03:05 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Who are you typing to steve? da OP | ||
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
On July 09 2007 12:14 Eatme wrote: Wow they really do lack in sex education in the US. People still think pulling out works, oh my. It works better then just busting in a girl, but it obviousyl isn't as good or recommended as a condom or other forms of birth control, i personally wouldn't do it if another choice was available. I also wouldn't recommend doing it ever if you can avoid it. | ||
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ilovezil
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