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TL QUIZ!!!!!

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CleaR
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Korea (South)53 Posts
May 30 2007 08:41 GMT
#1
The TeamLiquid.net Official Quiz!

1. You are ahk-gosu. It is the OSL Grand Finals and you are playing KTF_Reach in a best of 5. He is going fast Dark Templar tech. What do you do?
a) Type “GG” and leave the game.

b) Harass the hell out of the gas probes at his main, while totally ignoring the citadel warping inches next to you. Allow the first Dark Templar to kill 22 of your probes.

c) After losing the first 2 games, stand up and trash talk Reach. Tell him you weren’t playing for real and you will message him for rematch sometime later in the week. Never message him.


2. You are rpf289. You’re lying next to a girl that you’ve just had sex with for the first time. What are you thinking?
a) “Usually every girl I hate likes me, and every girl I like is married.”

b) “Wow, FakeSteve was right, fucking is so much better than being fucked.”

c) “Man PvT on Luna is seriously imba.”

d) “Wonder if she takes credit card.”


3. You are mitsy One of your many, many threads on the same topic was closed. What would you write in your new thread?
a) "easy to look manly when you put other users down. then close the topic so no one can reply."

b) "u say u would win an argument with me with ur testicle. well how bout it? start by not closing the topic so no one can reply to your boasts? no? didn't think so. you're a fucking pussy. you close every good topic on this site, everything you don't understand (which is a lot), and who knows what else. you're the reason this site is so boring and the modship can be criticized at all."

c) "because you're some middle aged guy who has nothing better to do than look down on a bunch of kids? yes. is your wife boring? your job boring? kids boring? why do you even go on the internet? why do you have to feel so manly by abusing your power, donate money so you can dominate some other kids?

d) "let's start a paypal bidding war, maybe some other pussy with no life wants to make this site as boring as them."

e) All of the above.


4. You are Ekii. Or you are one of the numerous accounts he created after being banned for the 8326th time. What do you do next?
a) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

b) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

c) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

d) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

e) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

f) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

g) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

h) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

i) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

j) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

k) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

l) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

m) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

n) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.


5. You are Fayth. Someone just dissed you on TL.net. Um, at least you think they dissed you. How do you respond?
a) Post a picture of your girlfriend.

b) Email girls on the forum pictures of yourself shirtless.

c) DT drop.


6. You are Liquid`Drone. Your mother just died. Patch 1.14 completely eliminated the Queen from the Zerg race. Bush has declared “Random” to no longer be an option in any future RTS because “God said so.” The death penalty was just instated in Norway and you were randomly (ironic, isn’t it) selected to be the executioner for a year. How are you feeling? What do you do next?
a) Dance and sing, naked.

b) Dance and sing, naked.

c) Dance and sing, naked.

d) Dance and sing, naked.


7. You are exalted. What goes best with a LaCoste piquet, a $64,000 watch, and a ridiculously oversized ego?
a) Brown dress shoes.

b) A shitty TvZ.

c) Who cares!? Did I mention I have a 1400 SAT score, I’m going to Harvard, and I’m a piano genius?


8. You are MoltkeWarding. In 10,000 words or less, describe what would cross your mind if you saw an African man dating a Chinese woman.
a) I wish I was white.

b) Who are the most popular historical people placed under observation by tl.net? After having wasting some time on the tl.net search engine, we have the results here, and predictably, several things can be ascertained from this fruitless exercise:
1- Dominance of current political… [message truncated due to NOBODY CARES]

c) Why is there no “Hitler” option in the “What do you jerk off to?” thread?


9. You are Bigballs. You just broke up with your third girlfriend for the second time this week. What do you do now?
a) Write a story about it on TL.net.

b) Shoot her in the stomach in case she got pregnant. Just kidding.

c) Promise not to jerk off for 40 days because of some random movie.

d) Fold.


10. You are FakeSteve[TPR]. You just got temp banned! Your ego is shrinking like…
a) The BW playing population.

b) The list of people who trust you to borrow money.

c) The Sea members in oG).


11. You are Hot_Bid. You think you’re cool but you’re really…
a) A nerd with too much time to spend on the TL forums.

b) Like FakeSteve, except you’re not funny and you can’t draw.

c) A future 40-year old forum surfer who cant let go.


12. You are Rekrul. Which one of these things that define your life are you better than Nazgul at?
a) Poker.

b) Broodwar.

c) Being a Liquid member.

d) None of the above.


13. You are dronebabo. Who do you want to have sex with tonight?
a) Emma Watson.

b) GTR-2-Go.

c) Your right hand.

d) The average “General forum” user.


14. You are IntoTheWow. No number of ninjas changes the fact that you’re from fucking Argentina.

15. Which one of these TL.net users does not belong?
a) ToT)Testie(

b) ToT)Trek(

c) ToT)Selector(

d) )Is(Honest


16. You are [ ]’s IcedEarth. You’ve got a vagina. I’m going to save everyone a lot of time here. Are you going to let anyone you meet from TL.net fuck you?
a) No.

b) No.


16a. Not even for money?
a) No.

b) How much?


17. The “Best TL.net Couple” award goes to…
a) Moltkewarding / Queen Elizabeth II

b) Beyonder / Beyonder’s stepmother

c) linyu)wufan / SKT1_PJ

d) M2’s girlfriend / M2’s dog


****
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
May 30 2007 09:03 GMT
#2
lol at number 16 in the quizz

nostalgy
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
May 30 2007 10:07 GMT
#3
This is the all time best topic on TL ever. South Side is Best, Modtrix, they come in far second to the litany of forum references buried in this topic.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
May 30 2007 10:44 GMT
#4
This was amazing at the time.

It is slightly less funny now because times have changed and some of the jokes were time sensitive. But yes it was brilliant.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20025 Posts
May 30 2007 11:23 GMT
#5
<Moltke> Black people?
<Moltke> Never met any.

IRC convo that coincidently goes well with this
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 31 2007 13:33 GMT
#6
I remember this. So good.
SpaNiarD
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Spain346 Posts
June 02 2007 09:50 GMT
#7
1.b
2.b
3.e
4.n
5.c
6.c
7.a
8.a
9.a
10.b
11.a
12.z
13.d
14.a
15.b
16.b
17.a


^^, yup i was bored xD
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 07 2007 10:31 GMT
#8
As I (think I) said before 17 is definitely "D"
I'll call Nada.
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
June 15 2007 17:48 GMT
#9
damn, this thread was art back then
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