EPT- Puts beans in the blender, then takes a shower with the blender running.
- Cooks blended beans in pressure cooker. They explode like a volcano all over the stove.
"I just smoothie it, and cook it." - Uses used sheets of paper (his homework?) to wipe the stovetop. Says he doesn't want to wash the dish cloth.
"This is faster." - Puts his unwrapped meat in the freezer. Eats the nasty freezer-burned meat like this is totally normal.
- Asks to borrow my umbrella because he doesn't want to get his $700 winter jacket wet, because he thinks it isn't waterproof.
- Tries to open a beer bottle with his giant meat cleaver.
- Boils water so he can put the pot in his room to heat it, because he claims it is only 10C in there (he won't let me in to see).
tbc.
