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Things Leo Does

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Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-12-21 00:48:13
November 03 2015 01:26 GMT
#1
  • Puts beans in the blender, then takes a shower with the blender running.

  • Cooks blended beans in pressure cooker. They explode like a volcano all over the stove.
    "I just smoothie it, and cook it."

  • Uses used sheets of paper (his homework?) to wipe the stovetop. Says he doesn't want to wash the dish cloth.
    "This is faster."

  • Puts his unwrapped meat in the freezer. Eats the nasty freezer-burned meat like this is totally normal.

  • Asks to borrow my umbrella because he doesn't want to get his $700 winter jacket wet, because he thinks it isn't waterproof.

  • Tries to open a beer bottle with his giant meat cleaver.

  • Boils water so he can put the pot in his room to heat it, because he claims it is only 10C in there (he won't let me in to see).


tbc.

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Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
November 03 2015 02:10 GMT
#2
There are many types of beans, assuming it's not the obvious answer of 'coffee.'

Is this a roommate?
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
November 03 2015 05:42 GMT
#3
Some girl on my facebook has a kid named Leo and literally posts everything it does
i thought if that bitch was on teamliquid i was going to kill myself
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OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
November 03 2015 20:15 GMT
#4
As someone whose name is Leo I'm anxiously waiting to know what I'll do next. Sorry for the beans btw, I'm not used to cooking that shit.
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Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
November 05 2015 21:21 GMT
#5
On November 03 2015 14:42 arb wrote:
Some girl on my facebook has a kid named Leo and literally posts everything it does
i thought if that bitch was on teamliquid i was going to kill myself



basically every girl with its frist kid on facebook...
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