Writing this from a semi-dark room, next to a sleeping (not beauty but a nice girl non the less)
So you want that pun? Better dust off your shoes and drink some healthy fruit mix to get started. I decided to write this blog cause during the years, some of my best friends got laid less often than more. Since this is not an issue i had in my life, i thought i would share my inputs and hopefully this will help someone, somehow. I will refer to only real life examples in this blog, either my own or of my friends. I will also include a theme song for every section.
Point 1: Lower your standards!
Most people i know don' t get laid because they discard possibilities that would otherwise work for them. I' m going to use the paragon of a fruit tree. The most juicy and beautiful fruits have been already picked, or are being picked while you are under it. Unless you are willing to fight blood or put yourself on the front line, avoid people who gather much attention around them. You are wasting your valuable time. Someone more frank than you knows what to do, and is creating and activating a strategy to get in their pants. Odds are you are not on their radar anyway, so bid farewell, and concentrate elsewhere.
You don' t know how it will be until you are there. If you lower your standards and give it a try, you may be happily surprised. Just try her. + Show Spoiler +
Point 2: Be firm!
The point here is, there is a different between a rug and a towel. A rug is stepped upon, hardly ever cleaned and even less considered. A towel is washed regularly, considered and needed. Being a Knight, as they say in my language, means being chivalryous or however you write it. At the same time, you must keep a clear conviction in your head that your final destination is her pants. You are being gentle and kind because, other than the right thing to do, it is also the best thing to do to enchant her. Keep your 20 percent. By that i mean purposefully omit being chivalryous at times, keep her on edge, don' t let yourself be taken for granted. Do it in a jokefull way, not in a mean way. + Show Spoiler +
Point 3: Romance actually counts:
Flowers, choccolates, small detail messages at the right time, in one word, consideration! women more than men want to be considered, want to be flattered, want to be "the one" , the choosen one of the matrix. They want to be the choosen one for you. Once you enter there radar, often other people don t count for them. The want to be the central focus of your life, not someones else. A simple phrase like "i don t want to go work or study, i would much prefer be with you, but i have to" might improve your situation. Again and again i' ve seen my friends ignore womens needs just to come back later and be like omg shes not even considering me. Your actions come first, then your words, then your feelings. Thats how it works. + Show Spoiler +
Point 4: Play Your strengths!
Women more than men tend to classify things, and also men. some classifications are as follows: The cool guy. The nice guy. The handsome guy, The funny guy, The mysterious guy. The are many more sub-categories and sub-divisions i will not get into right now. In an ideal world, Prince charming is a combination of all these types of guys. Reality for them is often shorten than the truth. First thing you want to do is find out what category (or categories) you fall in to. Pick one or two. Amplificate your category and play it. If you want to get laid, you have to be an actor, you have to pretend at times your are different fro who you truly are. Keep it short do, don' t overdue. In Italy we say the game is fun when it lasts very little, meaning surprises are fun and in this case advantageous for you, but then everybody wants to get back to their normal life. + Show Spoiler +
Point 5: Be yourself You have heard this one before. What it actually means is being like you would be with your best friend, or with the family member which you feel the most comfortable with. Being yourself shows character, and women dig that. + Show Spoiler +
Some other pointers:
Most women are interested in stability and long term deals. They are likely to choose the one they feel will last longer, not only in bed, but also in life. If you can say it you can play it. Casanova would not have gotten anywhere had he been completly honest.
More than how you look, or how you dress, which are still important, it matters above all how you feel about how you look and how you dress. Its what you project. Would you buy a sandwhich which feels ugly? no, i didn' t think so. The coolest guy in the room is not the most handsome or the best dressed, its just the most confident guy in the room. + Show Spoiler +
Convince her that she wants you. That your more worth it than another. Give her a good reason why.
Most of the things i say in this blog are better expressed by actions and not words. Words can help you but it should not be the main part of your hunt. Most of the times i got laid it wasn' t because i said something but because i did something about it. Be positive, always exchange a smile when they give it, but don' t smile too much if you know what i mean.
But everyone on TL is already an expert at getting laid/lifting weights/doing jiu jitsu/cooking/making money/et cetera. There is not a single person + Show Spoiler +
who needs any advice on anything really, except for StarCraft build orders, because as you know, if you have exact build orders, you will win all your games and become an eSports legend.
i thought i was an expert , until i got to university. then girls stopping thinking i was the coolest dude around because i had a camaro Z28 that can go 160 MPH. also, there just weren't that many girls in my school.. which made a bad situation worse.
its a lot easier when you're under 20 and live in a crappy neighbhourhood.. all you need is a nice car. once you're over 20 girls want 1 thing... and 1 thing only ...... real estate.
On June 16 2015 17:43 ninazerg wrote: o_o cool beans dude
But everyone on TL is already an expert at getting laid/lifting weights/doing jiu jitsu/cooking/making money/et cetera. There is not a single person + Show Spoiler +
who needs any advice on anything really, except for StarCraft build orders, because as you know, if you have exact build orders, you will win all your games and become an eSports legend.
mastering build orders is a proven confidence builder. just ask David Hasselhoff
Awesome blog. but the best way i find is to just confuse them with your smarts.
You gotta look decent(haircut and decent clothes) but if you have any sort of game just talking to them works. Make them feel important and then smash it..... not much harder than that
dudes are so weird lol. i'm so glad i skipped trying to impress society by fucking random girls and went straight to an actual loving, supportive lifetime relationship
On June 16 2015 21:19 brickrd wrote: dudes are so weird lol. i'm so glad i skipped trying to impress society by fucking random girls and went straight to an actual loving, supportive lifetime relationship
Don't play a standard macro game. Female gamers tend to cheese and all-in an inordinate percentage of the time. You need build orders, playa, and the only way to learn is to play.
Lol isn' t that the guy from Baywatch? pretty funny vid. Yeah this guide is about getting laid not finding your soul mate; the car and real estate def work. I wanted to write a more "whats going on in your mind" oriented thingy. This is more for the un-action. Until you have that peace of mind and are able to act upon it, most people that have the potential to have that kind of fun don' t. Growing older will create things like apathy, resentment and mistrust towards the other sex. Thats not to say you need to live your whole life like this, or even years, cause eventually you will grow out of it and get interested in different things. But its a good tool to have. I understand my advice may not be well written. Its not easy to explain. Being a salesmen comes to mind. You don' t actually need all the things they are trying to sell you. But you buy them anyway sometimes, if you are convinced you need them.
Getting laid should be on the lowest priority when you actually want to build a relationship. If sex is all you seek, the more predatory you are, the more successful you will be.
I'm 26 years old with 38 women on the belt. I regret most of them, and something I certainly don't feel like is worthy of bragging. What I can tell you from my life experience so far is that it's very, very easy to get laid no matter what you look like; having a healthy and happy relationship is very, very difficult.
I have had one one-night-stand in the last 6 months and it feels really good, rather than the times when I would bag two in a weekend and laugh with my friends. If I could do it over again, I would absolutely be more conservative with my sexual advances, and focus more on relationship building.
Also, never, ever, date a one-night-stand unless you were both virgins or something. Trust me - it doesn't work.
On June 17 2015 02:01 pebble444 wrote: Growing older will create things like apathy, resentment and mistrust towards the other sex.
i have found the opposite. as you get older you learn more and more and have more life experiences. so there should be less mistrust and resentment should fade.
they #1 key is... while all that is happening DO NOT GET ANY ONE PREGNANT.
the toughest thing to deal with are one's first couple of serious relationships going bad. there is no advice for it.. you just have to live through it... and listen to led zeppelin...its therapeutic..
On June 16 2015 17:43 ninazerg wrote: o_o cool beans dude
But everyone on TL is already an expert at getting laid/lifting weights/doing jiu jitsu/cooking/making money/et cetera. There is not a single person + Show Spoiler +
who needs any advice on anything really, except for StarCraft build orders, because as you know, if you have exact build orders, you will win all your games and become an eSports legend.
I'm a sucker for play on words, shout outs and all that jazz .. you got me! <3
Being there seems a given, .. however I must admit that "getting laid" .. mmm .. I suppose that means "layed with as many different partners as quickly as possible" .. is a 13/33 preoccupation, being over 40 I aim to go further with my lifelong partner...
So .. I'll remain raunchy as hell and salute david H, he knows what's up (erections) and how to be down (he bends a lot in life) and say:
all good things come to those who weigh tt!
Edit: I keep leaving i for I because I think I (me) should not be capitalized, I am not worth capitalization online+ Show Spoiler +
Getting laid should be on the lowest priority when you actually want to build a relationship. If sex is all you seek, the more predatory you are, the more successful you will be.
I'm 26 years old with 38 women on the belt. I regret most of them, and something I certainly don't feel like is worthy of bragging. What I can tell you from my life experience so far is that it's very, very easy to get laid no matter what you look like; having a healthy and happy relationship is very, very difficult.
I have had one one-night-stand in the last 6 months and it feels really good, rather than the times when I would bag two in a weekend and laugh with my friends. If I could do it over again, I would absolutely be more conservative with my sexual advances, and focus more on relationship building.
Also, never, ever, date a one-night-stand unless you were both virgins or something. Trust me - it doesn't work
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It is very easy because you believe in it and have had no problems with this issue. For someone who doesn' t like how they look its a very difficult thing to archieve. You are right that looks in the end don' t really matter for this, only how you actually feel about yourself.
On June 17 2015 02:01 pebble444 wrote: Growing older will create things like apathy, resentment and mistrust towards the other sex.
i have found the opposite. as you get older you learn more and more and have more life experiences. so there should be less mistrust and resentment should fade.
they #1 key is... while all that is happening DO NOT GET ANY ONE PREGNANT.
Exactly, if you actually date and get to know women, have stories, get laid etc. You start making choices and deciding what you want and what you don' t want. But if a person doesn' t date, doesn' t get to know women on an intimate level, and i' m not talking sexually, chances are that it will lead to what i was saying.
How many hobbies we gave up before even trying at a young age, just to try them later and realize it was something we actually wanted to do once in a while.
they #1 key is... while all that is happening DO NOT GET ANY ONE PREGNANT.
This is very important advice. And always use a condom. Always. Bring your head when you get into the bed.
Getting laid should be on the lowest priority when you actually want to build a relationship. If sex is all you seek, the more predatory you are, the more successful you will be.
I'm 26 years old with 38 women on the belt. I regret most of them, and something I certainly don't feel like is worthy of bragging. What I can tell you from my life experience so far is that it's very, very easy to get laid no matter what you look like; having a healthy and happy relationship is very, very difficult.
I have had one one-night-stand in the last 6 months and it feels really good, rather than the times when I would bag two in a weekend and laugh with my friends. If I could do it over again, I would absolutely be more conservative with my sexual advances, and focus more on relationship building.
Also, never, ever, date a one-night-stand unless you were both virgins or something. Trust me - it doesn't work
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It is very easy because you believe in it and have had no problems with this issue. For someone who doesn' t like how they look its a very difficult thing to archieve. You are right that looks in the end don' t really matter for this, only how you actually feel about yourself.
Of course. Everyone knows confidence is key. I should note I've never picked up a girl successfully without having a beer or two in me. Alcohol gives courage/confidence almost immediately. If that gives you an edge, do it.
Test the water with humor because if it goes sour, it's easy to get out without ruining your chances. If it goes well, women looooooove a great sense of humor. Protip. Lol.
7. Set your expectations LOW [I'm doing everyone a favour by not posting a picture of an ugly woman]
Are you willing to make your life better? Are you tired of the same routines? You should start a pickup course, do some marketing and start raking in the $$$$$$$$ UOMO!
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
things i've found that don't work are: "we should crash warthogs into each other on blood gulch (and calling her retarded)", paper air plane competitions, speed. , obs bw (her obs), empathy, anxiety
things i've found that work super good are: psychopathy, eating the competing high school 1v5 on hunters, lake cabins, moral degeneracy, IQ tests (her scoring higher)
in between are: dancing / not dancing, turkish delite
I never understood the obsession with getting laid. I admit I've only had a few serious gfs, but just the thought of coming back home to someone who you can laugh with, watch tv with, someone who knows you better than almost anyone else...the sex is great, but I'd almost say I'd rather have the comfort of a stable relationship than sex. Maybe I'm just getting old, haha
On June 18 2015 02:44 JimmyJRaynor wrote: lately i've just been telling girls i have over 3000 posts on TL.Net and usually they just take their clothes off immediately.
after we're done.. if it was really good.... then i even let them watch me edit a couple of posts and i let them hit the "update" button.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"
I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
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