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so two days ago one of my friend told me about how he knew a guy who knew this guy who who went to our local state college who was throwing a party at his house. my friend and i still aren't on safe terms but we chose to reunite in order for him to be my wingman and teach me the 101 of the college party scene. it's safe to say me and my friend weren't invited but we decided to proclaim as ourselves and guests of honor and welcome each other. the good thing was there was some recreational drug use and cheap booze going on which made us feel very relaxed being surrounded by crazy people.
i was sitting on a couch in the corner of his living room by myself when my friend came over to alert me to the possibility of an exciting event taking place in the basement. he had apparently seen some kind of strip poker tournament happening there and asked me to join him in the game. now presuming that neither of us had played poker before, my friend nominated me to play. the event was underway and after a couple rounds there were only three players left including one incredibly beautiful (and i'm assuming) incredibly high and/or wasted brunette girl who seemed to be dominating the competition.
my friend all of a sudden announced outloud that he would buy me into the game. normally this is not acceptable but was allowed under the circumstances. so as fate would have it i was sitting at the table with the girl and another guy, just the three of us. the girl played fast and confident and had experience with the skill or whatever is involved, she was impossible to read and showed a remarkable display of equanimity and lack of any visible emotion. i had initially agreed to play with the intention of hoping for the chick to show some skin.
it didn't take long before i realized that i was royally screwed. one by one, she continued to have amazing strokes of luck while me and the other random dude slowly removed articles of clothing one by one. it was all over for me and i knew without a shadow of doubt that i would be utterly humiliated and shamed if i stood in nothing but my boxer brief underwear. so i folded and threw my chips in the pot. i had just lost a lot of money and had to face the horror of taking off some clothes. i got up and went outside and just sat at the entrance, not knowing what to do anymore. i couldn't leave because my friend was still inside and insisted on staying a little longer and he had the keys because it was his car. i felt like a gigantic fool and idiot.
 
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Cricketer12
United States14003 Posts
booorrrinng come on fluffy u can do better
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real life isnt always exciting its often depressing and sad
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Cricketer12
United States14003 Posts
indeed, but fiction doesnt have to be that way
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Plot Twist: the female player was the sister of the sexually harassed British employee, who was out to get her revenge on fluffy
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Cricketer12
United States14003 Posts
On April 13 2015 09:18 parkufarku wrote:
Plot Twist: the female player was the sister of the sexually harassed British employee, who was out to get her revenge on fluffy
...i cant even
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Fluffy's blogs are so much better if no effort has been put in to change up the story. Kind of like Tommy Wiseau's movies...the Room was a masterpiece but his films afterwards seems to try too hard
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plot twist his friend was rekrul and the brunette was lil susie
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so a guy invited you to play strip poker eh
my takeaway from your blogs is homie needs a new gaydar
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I played Strip Mario Kart once. That didn't end well for anyone.
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Northern Ireland22213 Posts
On April 13 2015 09:18 parkufarku wrote:
Plot Twist: the female player was the sister of the sexually harassed British employee, who was out to get her revenge on fluffy
no it was the girl who invited him into her bed only for him to curl up into a terrified ball. she still wanted to see him naked
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1/5 had much bigger expectation from a fluffy_pylon blog, feel cheated
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I used to dream of playing strip poker with random hot female strangers when I was younger.
And then I discovered sauna...
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EPT
