EPT21 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen - Page 2
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CosmicSpiral
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Yorbon
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FrostedMiniWheats
United States30730 Posts
== On December 07 2014 07:47 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Judging by the lack of The Room at #1 (or anywhere on the list actually), you need to watch The Room, so that you can make it Movie Zero on your list. Worst movie ever made; so bad that it's absolutely hilarious and has a cult following. Also, clever 21 = 21 :D The Room is god-tier as an unintended comedy. xD | ||
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nbaker
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CakeSauc3
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Gamegene
United States8308 Posts
On December 07 2014 09:36 CosmicSpiral wrote: The emo part of Spiderman 3 was actually my favorite sequence of the movie. When the symbiote tries to take him evil, it turns him into a caricature of what a teenager thinks evil is; Peter straight-up lacks the capacity to be an evil person. Instead, he becomes a complete dork. It's deliberately cringe-inducing. Tobey Maguire portrayed Peter Parker a lot better than the Amazing Spiderman movies  Personally I always thought of Superman as Clark Kent without the glasses rather than the other way around so I liked how the first two movies portrayed Spiderman. | ||
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BlackCompany
Germany8388 Posts
I havent even seen half of the movies on the list but i guess i should be happy about that. Was kind of expecting to see a Resident Evil film somewhere on that list though. | ||
ZeromuS
Canada13410 Posts
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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
You should watch some interviews with Spike Jonze. He basically calls people who had a similar interpretation to you idiots. | ||
BigFan
TLADT24920 Posts
 If I made a movie that asked "Do pineapples have souls?" It would be thought-provoking and deep by default, because really, why are we so much more important than pineapples? nina, pls, of course pineapples have souls. So thought-provoking Then the robot smacks the shit out of the humans with the guns, because that's definitely what the Buddha would do, then walks over to a golden Buddha statue and then suicides. LOL. | ||
BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES51094 Posts
"How's work?" "Oh we got a new client?" "who is it?" "I can't tell you" "why not?" "its confidential, How's your sex life?" or the flower shop scene. you need to watch Manos hands of fate, that would make anyone's list of worst movie they have ever watched. | ||
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Epishade
United States2267 Posts
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REDBLUEGREEN
Germany1904 Posts
The fact that I haven't seen a single movie out of your 21 long list should be evidence enough that my taste is much superior. ![[image loading]](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3364699/kung-pow-epic-stomach-punch-o.gif) | ||
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N.geNuity
United States5112 Posts
That being said, I liked greenberg. Or at least, sure it is mostly boring but it puts it into a firm place of mediocrity rather than something I passionately hate against. Would I recommend it to anyone if they haven't seen a lot of other movies? No. But if someone watches a lot of movies, it was refreshing to me to see a movie with just shitty people in it (I really like one moment in particular, when he tells another character she had a really stupid story and is rude about it). Granted, there isn't really anything good about the movie, but it has it's place. It also didn't win an award for best screenplay or anything that I know of. | ||
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EsportsJohn
United States4883 Posts
On December 07 2014 08:20 dRaW wrote: The thing about The Room is that it's watchable. You can get through the whole thing while laughing and even watch it again. Movies like the hurtlocker, the amazing spiderman, karate girl, etc are unwatchable. You just have to turn them off halfway through or find something else to do. Did you just call The Hurt Locker an unwatchable movie? The cavernous space in your skull needs filling. | ||
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SynC[gm]
United States3127 Posts
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Taf the Ghost
United States11751 Posts
It's not the worst movie ever made; it's the null hypothesis of a movies. Fear for your Soul, all who dare watch it. | ||
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Jett.Jack.Alvir
Canada2250 Posts
The ones I have watched is Golden Child, Mario Bros, Cop Out, and Spiderman 3. I agree with most, except Golden Child. I watched it a long time ago, and I remember it was enjoyable to watch. Eddie Murphy said some funny lines, saved the boy, and got the girl. It was a feel good movie that made you laugh and smile. Oh and your romantic comedy formula is missing a variable. Sometimes the "unlikely love interest" is the "unattainable love interest", and they argue and fight, but in the end find out how similar they are. The rest is the same, very good description of 99% of all "rom coms". | ||
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Jett.Jack.Alvir
Canada2250 Posts
On December 07 2014 09:36 CosmicSpiral wrote: The emo part of Spiderman 3 was actually my favorite sequence of the movie. When the symbiote tries to take him evil, it turns him into a caricature of what a teenager thinks evil is; Peter straight-up lacks the capacity to be an evil person. Instead, he becomes a complete dork. It's deliberately cringe-inducing. My favourite part was when the Sandman and Spiderman have a heart to heart moment at the end. I mean really? Sandman opens his fucking heart and bleeds sand all over the construction site, while Spidey drops tears! I wanted to see Spidey smash Sandman into dirt; not this heart bleeding piece of shit. It was so horrible I forced myself to watch it, and eventually enjoyed the horrible ending of Spiderman 3. Honestly, I feel like the entire movie was made to hate it, so that a reboot can be made. I kinda like the new Spidey franchise. Garfield is pretty good as Peter Parker, and I like the direction with it. It was the same for the Batman franchise. George Clooney, Arnold Swarchenegger, and Uma Therman butchered that movie into extinction. However, all of those actors are quite good. Years later, Nolan comes back and shows you the Dark fucking Night! | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On December 07 2014 09:46 nbaker wrote: Hahaha, loved this! On December 07 2014 10:34 BlackCompany wrote: Thanks for blog, i laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes. Absolutly loved it! I havent even seen half of the movies on the list but i guess i should be happy about that. Was kind of expecting to see a Resident Evil film somewhere on that list though. These are the best comments, because I love making people laugh, so this is the highest compliment to me. Thank you  lol, you linked the JonTron review. I actually put Arin Hanson from "Game Grumps" into the Transformers plot summary, because the Michael Bay Transformers movies are kind of like religious books where they just wild stuff up out of nowhere. On December 07 2014 11:33 BigFan wrote: Loved the writeup! Was just what I needed. Also, I haven't watched a good chunk of those movies so can't say much on them. If you want a really bizzare movie, check out phantoms: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119891/. I think you might have a new #1 now nina, pls, of course pineapples have souls. So thought-provoking LOL. Thank you! On December 07 2014 13:57 N.geNuity wrote: That being said, I liked greenberg. Or at least, sure it is mostly boring but it puts it into a firm place of mediocrity rather than something I passionately hate against. Would I recommend it to anyone if they haven't seen a lot of other movies? No. But if someone watches a lot of movies, it was refreshing to me to see a movie with just shitty people in it (I really like one moment in particular, when he tells another character she had a really stupid story and is rude about it). Granted, there isn't really anything good about the movie, but it has it's place. It also didn't win an award for best screenplay or anything that I know of. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenberg_(film)#Accolades It won some awards. But I didn't like it. It was just bland and the story was almost non-existent. I kept feeling like something was going to happen, but then nothing happened, and then the movie just ended. It felt like reading a book full of blank pages. On December 07 2014 13:58 SC2John wrote: Did you just call The Hurt Locker an unwatchable movie? The cavernous space in your skull needs filling. He really doesn't like The Hurt Locker. I've actually discussed this with him before, and while I enjoyed the movie myself, he didn't like it. | ||
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