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[Girl Blog] My First Relationship in Two Years

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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 27 2014 04:58 GMT
#1
Asked her out, thinking, "why not?".

She said yes.

Lost my virginity.

Broke up with her three hours later.

Was piss drunk the entire time.

I have no memory of most of these events.

No regrets whatsoever.

***
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
October 27 2014 05:09 GMT
#2
Fapping to porn doesn't count as losing your virginity.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
October 27 2014 05:44 GMT
#3
Epic.
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
October 27 2014 05:47 GMT
#4
wow, this sounds like someone else i know on these forums. cough* cough*
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44105 Posts
October 27 2014 06:04 GMT
#5
"Relationship"

I'm sorry for your loss.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 27 2014 06:11 GMT
#6
Hey Packrat we found your alt, nice try.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Onekobold
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
244 Posts
October 27 2014 06:34 GMT
#7
--- Nuked ---
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 27 2014 06:35 GMT
#8
On October 27 2014 15:34 Onekobold wrote:
I liked the part where penis went inside vagina

But if he was that drunk, how does he know he really lost his virginty? He might still be a virgin.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
October 27 2014 06:38 GMT
#9
On October 27 2014 15:35 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 15:34 Onekobold wrote:
I liked the part where penis went inside vagina

But if he was that drunk, how does he know he really lost his virginty? He might still be a virgin.

Maybe his ass hurts?
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
October 27 2014 06:43 GMT
#10
On October 27 2014 13:58 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
No regrets whatsoever.

just wait till you hear about junior
En Taro Violet
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-27 07:24:38
October 27 2014 07:24 GMT
#11
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 27 2014 08:51 GMT
#12
1-0
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
October 27 2014 09:26 GMT
#13
On October 27 2014 15:11 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Hey Packrat we found your alt, nice try.


pack/sent collab?
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-27 10:46:29
October 27 2014 10:46 GMT
#14
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog


i'm surprised that epishade and not sentinel is the 'her' in this 'collaboration'
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Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10053 Posts
October 27 2014 14:28 GMT
#15
came for the girl blog tag, was not dissapointed
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
October 27 2014 14:46 GMT
#16
Now write a piano song about it.
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 27 2014 15:30 GMT
#17
On October 27 2014 23:46 kushm4sta wrote:
Now write a piano song about it.

I approve of this. Write about your 3 hour relationship, make sure the music is in real time so it's also 3 hours
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 27 2014 16:00 GMT
#18
On October 27 2014 19:46 lichter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog


i'm surprised that epishade and not sentinel is the 'her' in this 'collaboration'


They collaborated so hard that day.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6181 Posts
October 27 2014 16:00 GMT
#19
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog

This was actually my first thought too.

Sounds great, well done Sentinel
<3
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 27 2014 19:03 GMT
#20
On October 28 2014 00:30 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 23:46 kushm4sta wrote:
Now write a piano song about it.

I approve of this. Write about your 3 hour relationship, make sure the music is in real time so it's also 3 hours

Actually... it's not a piano song but a full 100-man rock opera. I'll make a blogpost about it later when I actually have soundbites. But it'll be a trilogy, so about 3 hours in length, and much like all of my relationships it will be explosive, violent, captivating, and have a bitter ending that leaves you in tears.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10107 Posts
October 27 2014 21:10 GMT
#21
did i just read a 4chan shitpost?
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 27 2014 21:13 GMT
#22
On October 28 2014 06:10 FlaShFTW wrote:
did i just read a 4chan shitpost?


Where the hell have you been?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 27 2014 21:36 GMT
#23
On October 27 2014 15:38 wingpawn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 15:35 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 27 2014 15:34 Onekobold wrote:
I liked the part where penis went inside vagina

But if he was that drunk, how does he know he really lost his virginty? He might still be a virgin.

Maybe his ass hurts?

I wouldn't be surprised
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Netto.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Poland523 Posts
October 27 2014 21:58 GMT
#24
tl;dr plz? :<
Be the change you want to see in the world.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
October 27 2014 23:45 GMT
#25
tldr
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On October 27 2014 13:58 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:

Was piss drunk the entire time.
No regrets whatsoever.

"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
October 28 2014 02:09 GMT
#26
On October 28 2014 06:13 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2014 06:10 FlaShFTW wrote:
did i just read a 4chan shitpost?


Where the hell have you been?

I'd like to ask the same question. StarCraft needs FlaShFTW.
kiss kiss fall in love
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4329 Posts
October 28 2014 12:59 GMT
#27
Not really what i would call a 'relationship' but grats i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
Symbioth
Profile Joined October 2011
Poland103 Posts
October 28 2014 20:19 GMT
#28
I'm sorry for being a douche but I just couldn't stop laughing for like 2 minutes. That's so glorious dude.
packrat386
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States5077 Posts
October 30 2014 02:11 GMT
#29
On October 27 2014 15:11 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Hey Packrat we found your alt, nice try.

Nice try Jaaaaasper, but I dated her for 2 months afterwards :D
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