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[Girl Blog] My First Relationship in Two Years

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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 27 2014 04:58 GMT
#1
Asked her out, thinking, "why not?".

She said yes.

Lost my virginity.

Broke up with her three hours later.

Was piss drunk the entire time.

I have no memory of most of these events.

No regrets whatsoever.

***
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
October 27 2014 05:09 GMT
#2
Fapping to porn doesn't count as losing your virginity.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
October 27 2014 05:44 GMT
#3
Epic.
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
October 27 2014 05:47 GMT
#4
wow, this sounds like someone else i know on these forums. cough* cough*
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46715 Posts
October 27 2014 06:04 GMT
#5
"Relationship"

I'm sorry for your loss.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 27 2014 06:11 GMT
#6
Hey Packrat we found your alt, nice try.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Onekobold
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
244 Posts
October 27 2014 06:34 GMT
#7
--- Nuked ---
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 27 2014 06:35 GMT
#8
On October 27 2014 15:34 Onekobold wrote:
I liked the part where penis went inside vagina

But if he was that drunk, how does he know he really lost his virginty? He might still be a virgin.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
October 27 2014 06:38 GMT
#9
On October 27 2014 15:35 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 15:34 Onekobold wrote:
I liked the part where penis went inside vagina

But if he was that drunk, how does he know he really lost his virginty? He might still be a virgin.

Maybe his ass hurts?
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
October 27 2014 06:43 GMT
#10
On October 27 2014 13:58 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
No regrets whatsoever.

just wait till you hear about junior
En Taro Violet
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-27 07:24:38
October 27 2014 07:24 GMT
#11
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 27 2014 08:51 GMT
#12
1-0
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
October 27 2014 09:26 GMT
#13
On October 27 2014 15:11 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Hey Packrat we found your alt, nice try.


pack/sent collab?
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-27 10:46:29
October 27 2014 10:46 GMT
#14
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog


i'm surprised that epishade and not sentinel is the 'her' in this 'collaboration'
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Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10131 Posts
October 27 2014 14:28 GMT
#15
came for the girl blog tag, was not dissapointed
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
October 27 2014 14:46 GMT
#16
Now write a piano song about it.
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
October 27 2014 15:30 GMT
#17
On October 27 2014 23:46 kushm4sta wrote:
Now write a piano song about it.

I approve of this. Write about your 3 hour relationship, make sure the music is in real time so it's also 3 hours
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 27 2014 16:00 GMT
#18
On October 27 2014 19:46 lichter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog


i'm surprised that epishade and not sentinel is the 'her' in this 'collaboration'


They collaborated so hard that day.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
October 27 2014 16:00 GMT
#19
On October 27 2014 16:24 ninazerg wrote:
Was this the Epishade / Sentinel collaboration blog? Because if so, it lived up to the hype. I cried while reading it... it was really moving.

Edit: 5/5, great blog

This was actually my first thought too.

Sounds great, well done Sentinel
<3
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 27 2014 19:03 GMT
#20
On October 28 2014 00:30 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2014 23:46 kushm4sta wrote:
Now write a piano song about it.

I approve of this. Write about your 3 hour relationship, make sure the music is in real time so it's also 3 hours

Actually... it's not a piano song but a full 100-man rock opera. I'll make a blogpost about it later when I actually have soundbites. But it'll be a trilogy, so about 3 hours in length, and much like all of my relationships it will be explosive, violent, captivating, and have a bitter ending that leaves you in tears.
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