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Hey guys, I’m thinking of starting a new restaurant. Here’s the logo:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YihL96p.jpg)
McDonlads will be a pioneer in the fast-food service industry. We’ll have a bunch of interesting and totally original features such as:
- A drive-thru,
- A play-pen for the children,
- And a tree-fiddy menu,
Our main method of attracting customers will be by erecting large towers alongside the road with our logo on top. That way, everybody will instantly recognize us and come by for one of our special Ecstatic Meals™!
We also wanted our slogan, ‘We’re lovin’ it!’, to emphasize the idea that McDonlads is a family composed of all of its customers and employees. To achieve this, we chose to include everybody collectively, instead of, say, just one individual, by using the pronoun, “we”, to great effect.
Here’s our clown.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/FPyvAjw.jpg)
We hope you enjoy some of our tasty meals. Just make sure not to mistake us for some other, similar restaurants looking to piggyback off our fame and success.
 
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your Country52797 Posts
I don't think I want to eat at a place that is represented by a clown though. Why did you choose a clown?
Otherwise seems super innovative, best of luck.
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Thisll beat that vaginaplace across the street no problem!
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...but will you serve vagina-meat ?
Edit: Dammit, I got sniped. Well played sir.
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
do you have squat toilets
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You should serve a Big Vagina Burger.
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![[image loading]](http://onthesetofnewyork.com/locations/comingtoamerica/comingtoamerica12.jpg)
You may have some competition from McDowells.
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Northern Ireland26704 Posts
That clown is fucking terrifying
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I will be happy to support your groundbreaking and innovative business.
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On October 01 2014 22:04 ThomasjServo wrote:+ Show Spoiler +You may have some competition from McDowells.
Just make sure not to mistake us for some other, similar restaurants looking to piggyback off our fame and success.
Who did you think I was referring to?
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 02 2014 00:01 Epishade wrote:Show nested quote +Just make sure not to mistake us for some other, similar restaurants looking to piggyback off our fame and success. Who did you think I was referring to?
I think Burker Ging is trying to compete with you, they sell meat products too.
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Give out "gay meals" instead of "happy meals"
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 02 2014 00:10 boxerfred wrote:
Give out "gay meals" instead of "happy meals"
What happy meals? They're called Ecstatic Meals™...
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On October 02 2014 00:12 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2014 00:10 boxerfred wrote:
Give out "gay meals" instead of "happy meals" What happy meals? They're called Ecstatic Meals™...
This guy knows his McDonlads.
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The clown should wear a baby-suit.
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On October 02 2014 00:33 ninazerg wrote:
The clown should wear a baby-suit.
And offer bacon pie
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
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On October 02 2014 01:02 Pandemona wrote:Lol Nina confirmed tend setter. Show nested quote +On October 01 2014 22:04 ThomasjServo wrote:You may have some competition from McDowells. ROFL, is this a legit place holy fuck xD Or was anyway, looking at the state of the cars im guessing this was taken "some years" ago  ps, i bet your car is older though...ahaha
This is from a movie called, "Coming to America," one of Eddie Murphey's better movies from the 80s. If you've not seen it you should watch this movie and "Trading Places" as well. Both are incredible and available for streaming on Netflix in the states at least.
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
On October 02 2014 01:10 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2014 01:02 Pandemona wrote:Lol Nina confirmed tend setter. On October 01 2014 22:04 ThomasjServo wrote:You may have some competition from McDowells. ROFL, is this a legit place holy fuck xD Or was anyway, looking at the state of the cars im guessing this was taken "some years" ago ps, i bet your car is older though...ahaha This is from a movie called, "Coming to America," one of Eddie Murphey's better movies from the 80s. If you've not seen it you should watch this movie and "Trading Places" as well. Both are incredible and available for streaming on Netflix in the states at least.
Ooo ok
Will check it out .
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kitaman27
United States9245 Posts
I've been putting together a character concept that you should consider using. I call him Grumace.
![[image loading]](http://i58.tinypic.com/5e7ncx.png)
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On October 02 2014 02:26 kitaman27 wrote:I've been putting together a character concept that you should consider using. I call him Grumace.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YIAHfwG.png)
Now its an overlord floating over a gold base.
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I hate clowns so much. I just feel like most of them are depressed and possessed by the devil.
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TLADT24920 Posts
On October 02 2014 05:02 vult wrote:
I hate clowns so much. I just feel like most of them are depressed and possessed by the devil.
they're coming for you! :O
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Everyone on TL wants to open a restaraunt today.
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 02 2014 12:18 GGzerG wrote:
Everyone on TL wants to open a restaraunt today.
I wanted to open a restaurant too, but my idea was lame.
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kitaman27
United States9245 Posts
On October 02 2014 02:32 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2014 02:26 kitaman27 wrote:I've been putting together a character concept that you should consider using. I call him Grumace. Now its an overlord floating over a gold base.
Mind blown.
I'm going to have no choice but to sue Blizzard for stealing my intellectual property.
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On October 02 2014 22:32 kitaman27 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2014 02:32 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 02 2014 02:26 kitaman27 wrote:I've been putting together a character concept that you should consider using. I call him Grumace. Now its an overlord floating over a gold base. Mind blown. I'm going to have no choice but to wait for Blizzard to sue me for stealing their intellectual property.
fixed
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On October 02 2014 02:32 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2014 02:26 kitaman27 wrote:I've been putting together a character concept that you should consider using. I call him Grumace. Now its an overlord floating over a gold base.
hahaha
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