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MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-21 19:32:17
July 21 2014 17:57 GMT
#1
So a few weeks ago I moved into an apartment over the summer, its in a hip neighbourhood which makes walking down the street into a permanent hipster safari. The apartment has a lovely view over a graveyard, where kids stand around smoking weed every evening in mild rebellion while I stare out my window toking my bong and observing them in their laughter - and to some inappropriate choice of place to smoke. Anyway, when I first came and began unpacking my stuff, which is pretty much just clothes, a bong and a bunch of books, one of which is The Bible(For non religious reasons) with half a sheet of acid within on some page involving Judas misbehaving, I hear love making from above. The sounds of sex is always a depressive reminder to any single male so I decided to erase the pussy longing by masturbation. Then I fall asleep.

I awake the next morning to more sex from above, and the typical morning erection which always gives me issues fitting into my pants, I bend my penis into one of the legs and just manages to zip them up, hoping the dick will soften, and it does. I eat 2 bananas and some yoghurt and catch the first tram down town, I stare intensely at the people in the tram, as I feel an incredible urge to just stare at people and figure out what the hell is wrong with every one. I don't even use sunglasses while looking at people so sometimes people get uncomfortable. Eventually I get down town, and I go buy a kilo of organic and locally grown tomatoes, thinking it'll make the sweetest sauce, I can't help myself and eat a tomato like an apple and forgets those things squirt juice all over, staining my pants.

I get home and wash my pants, then I begin the tomato sauce.

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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
July 21 2014 18:29 GMT
#2
"I stare intensely at the people in the tram, as I feel an incredible urge to just stare at people and figure out what the hell is wrong with every one."

Can you understand that the people being watched have the same feeling about people constantly staring at them apparently for no reason?
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
July 21 2014 18:36 GMT
#3
needs slight editing but otherwise good piece
rafaliusz
Profile Joined December 2009
Poland482 Posts
July 21 2014 19:25 GMT
#4
You're a psycho.
BongChambers
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada591 Posts
July 21 2014 19:30 GMT
#5
lmfao loved reading this for some reason

needed to be longer though..

more updates!

pics too

of the bong

i mean place/graveyard
420
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
July 21 2014 19:30 GMT
#6
On July 22 2014 03:29 Yorbon wrote:
"I stare intensely at the people in the tram, as I feel an incredible urge to just stare at people and figure out what the hell is wrong with every one."

Can you understand that the people being watched have the same feeling about people constantly staring at them apparently for no reason?


I have no idea what you mean
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claybones
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States244 Posts
July 21 2014 22:59 GMT
#7
Pretty good, I mostly started reading because of your name. I'm anxious to see the graveyard/bong as well.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 22 2014 02:03 GMT
#8
It's a good candid piece, though I feel like the character role of the quiet, shy, but not meaning ill person is getting overdone. I feel like every pop novel that comes out has this person as a protagonist.
User was warned for too many mimes.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10667 Posts
July 23 2014 02:56 GMT
#9
lol, really random and funny......all you gotta do is find a hippie stoner chick that will come and smoke with you and you can make your own sex noises from your apartment for your neighbors around you! haha...bong pics plz....also hiding half a sheet of acid within a bible ? you serious? ....that part is pretty weird actually :-p
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
July 23 2014 19:51 GMT
#10
i mean sheets of acid are called bibles for a reason
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