EPTI awake the next morning to more sex from above, and the typical morning erection which always gives me issues fitting into my pants, I bend my penis into one of the legs and just manages to zip them up, hoping the dick will soften, and it does. I eat 2 bananas and some yoghurt and catch the first tram down town, I stare intensely at the people in the tram, as I feel an incredible urge to just stare at people and figure out what the hell is wrong with every one. I don't even use sunglasses while looking at people so sometimes people get uncomfortable. Eventually I get down town, and I go buy a kilo of organic and locally grown tomatoes, thinking it'll make the sweetest sauce, I can't help myself and eat a tomato like an apple and forgets those things squirt juice all over, staining my pants.
I get home and wash my pants, then I begin the tomato sauce.
