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Jetaap
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France4814 Posts
July 04 2014 09:37 GMT
#41
I love those sarcastic Pyrion blog, keep them coming :D
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
July 04 2014 09:38 GMT
#42
I lost to a girl in the DPS meter while raiding on WoW.

Totally because of her class, not of her skill guys. OP FOTM BLIZZ PLOX
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Andre
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Slovenia3523 Posts
July 04 2014 10:08 GMT
#43
Just need one of those feminists from the old BW days to come and read this.

I do wonder what that particular blogger's website was, many fun.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
JewishOverlord
Profile Joined May 2014
United States36 Posts
July 04 2014 12:55 GMT
#44
In all serious when has been the last time you have won a game with a female on your team? Everytime I hear some female screech over the mic in a PUB game I know the game is already lost. Of course those female screeches may just be 12 year old boys.
zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
July 04 2014 13:25 GMT
#45
I assume you were drunk (like all MEN are - always) when you wrote this. I admit I grined two or three times, but when I was finished reading and realised you weren`t joking all fun was gone. Play with them muffins, yell at them muffins, eat them muffins!
keep it deep! @zulison
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
July 04 2014 14:39 GMT
#46
On July 04 2014 21:55 JewishOverlord wrote:
In all serious when has been the last time you have won a game with a female on your team? Everytime I hear some female screech over the mic in a PUB game I know the game is already lost. Of course those female screeches may just be 12 year old boys.

Just the other day. She was from China and played on our servers (~300ms ping) with Barathrum and owned the other team! It was hilarious because she kept cheering whenever we got a kill, and she was the main initiator.
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
July 04 2014 15:43 GMT
#47
The lady time I played with a girl she was stacked with some emo-sounding tween guy who was a TerriPudge. She wasn't bad as CM, but it's hard to get duel damage when a pudge walks up to a creep wave, slaps a creep once, then goes into the trees for several minutes wondering why the other team isn't sticking around.
I blame her for wussifying our pudge who otherwise would have been a great player clearly
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
July 04 2014 16:21 GMT
#48
On July 04 2014 01:48 PyrionFlax wrote:
It’s like having an arm wrestling contest between a bear and a blueberry muffin. The muffin is fucked. The bear is gonna eat that muffin and then fuck its muffin girlfriend in the butt.


It is now my life goal to use this analogy in a conversation sensibly somewhere
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
Omigawa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1556 Posts
July 04 2014 16:24 GMT
#49
On July 04 2014 01:54 Heyoka wrote:
I once dated a woman who constantly beat me at Tetris and frankly I'm still mad about it.


We're here for you Heyoka, I love you bro.
Web_cole
Profile Joined June 2011
25 Posts
July 04 2014 17:14 GMT
#50
10/10 would satire again.
YoungSandwich
Profile Joined June 2014
2 Posts
July 04 2014 17:26 GMT
#51
10/10 would read again. Dat analogy really made my day.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
July 05 2014 00:12 GMT
#52
I thought there were going to be pictures of hot women.
Brood War loyalist
Demus
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands305 Posts
July 05 2014 06:50 GMT
#53
great post, laughs were had :D
wanghis
Profile Joined July 2011
United States320 Posts
July 05 2014 06:56 GMT
#54
this makes so much sense to me
是那种想到他每天训练14个小时好辛苦就很心疼就想给他揉揉肩煲煲汤的那种爱
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
July 05 2014 09:33 GMT
#55
LOOOL It's funny cause it's true
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-05 09:35:35
July 05 2014 09:35 GMT
#56
Although this one would kick your butt
[image loading]
And Starcraft1 was a manlier game than dota ever will be
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
Elizar
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany431 Posts
July 05 2014 10:09 GMT
#57
... but I like muffins ...
Kabras
Profile Joined June 2011
Romania3508 Posts
July 05 2014 11:00 GMT
#58
I once lost a mortal kombat game to a girl. it was about 8 years ago, i was playing liu kang, she was playing sindel and all our friends were watching.. im still pretty sure Sindel is op as fuck.
"So playing SF in pubs, everyone remember that a very important point is that when using a carry hero like this you must be very selfish. Because working with team mates is a very dangerous thing" - 2009
emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
July 05 2014 15:51 GMT
#59
On July 04 2014 18:38 Mithhaike wrote:
I lost to a girl in the DPS meter while raiding on WoW.

Totally because of her class, not of her skill guys. OP FOTM BLIZZ PLOX


Best dpser in my old raid guild was a girl, we soon took care of that. She was assigned every non dps duty we could find, CCing, kiting etc... anything to keep her from beating us!
When there is nothing left to lose but your dignity, it is already gone.
YourGoodFriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2197 Posts
July 05 2014 17:30 GMT
#60
It is surprising to me that no one has accidentally taken this seriously and threaten to kill Pyrion or something of the sort. Well done that means your sarcasm was blatant.
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