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lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-13 21:13:17
May 13 2014 21:11 GMT
#1
So I recently moved into a new apartment and it was awfully lonely.

I ordered myself a nice Bonsai Tree which came in the mail a few days ago. I always thought these things are easy to take care of and live for hundred of years. However, when it arrived, I watered it a bit then put it outside to get some sunshine...

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WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?







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lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
May 13 2014 21:13 GMT
#2
More seriously, anyone have any advice!?!
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 13 2014 21:26 GMT
#3
well that was misleading
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
May 13 2014 21:52 GMT
#4
I thought this would be about a pet. Close enough.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44106 Posts
May 13 2014 22:40 GMT
#5
I thought this would be about a human. Close enough.
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hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
May 13 2014 22:54 GMT
#6
search terms: bonsai tree care
:/
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ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
May 13 2014 23:43 GMT
#7
If you seriously wanted advice, you shouldn't have misslead us. Anyway, google is your friend
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
May 13 2014 23:53 GMT
#8
Arn't they the hardest plants to look after?
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 14 2014 00:48 GMT
#9
Yes. Cops have been called. They're on their way.
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Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
May 14 2014 01:57 GMT
#10
You aren't a murderer because you didn't finish the job. That fucking plant still has a bit of life left in it. Finish it off.
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Belisarius
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia6225 Posts
May 14 2014 02:09 GMT
#11
I've always considered bonsai trees to be such poor, tortured things that killing them is a mercy.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
May 14 2014 02:10 GMT
#12
Bonsai are difficult to take care of. Not only do they require watering, they will also require occasional fertilizing, re-potting, trimming, and wiring.

That isn't really bonsai though just a potted plant.
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-14 02:15:24
May 14 2014 02:15 GMT
#13
OMG YOU'VE KILLED IT! :O You should feel ashamed of yourself! >
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radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
May 14 2014 03:25 GMT
#14
Wow you're really good at sensational titles!

Well now that I know this is about a bonsai tree and not murdering a human in cold blood, I have to say I think its really unlikely that you murdered your bonsai, just because if it really is such a hardy tree that it survives for hundreds of years, I think it should be able to survive being outside for a day. Maybe it was just a particularly hot day or something, but I'm sure it'll make a come back if you keep it inside.

Just feed it lots of water, and talk to it once in a while so that it feels better
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 14 2014 03:42 GMT
#15
It's committing sudoku.
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EarthwormJim
Profile Joined February 2014
Canada94 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-14 04:04:12
May 14 2014 03:58 GMT
#16
STAWP TALKING UR DYING IT
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hehe jk. seriously though, you over-watered that ol' girl. See how all those leaves are droopy? That means "I don't want anymore soda pwreese" in plant language, or as Garfield would say:
[image loading]

Over-watering can lead to root-rot so it's important to not do it.
Groovy
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
May 14 2014 08:17 GMT
#17
Maybe you left it outside too long. Sun can be intense, not everyone needs a dark tan...
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Hemling
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden93 Posts
May 14 2014 10:00 GMT
#18
All u need to do to keep plants alive is having as ideal circumstanses as possible for it, people new to plants might think a plant prefer lots of water and lots of sun but actually they need a moderate amount of it, especially if its growing in a small pot that will dry out after a couple of hours on a hot day, overwatering it can be just as harmfull as not giving it any water, a tip is to lift the plant and urn up and feel the weight, when the plant feel very light it need water and if its almost as heavy as yesterday when u gave it water its still fine, plant can give signs when they dont feel well, for example overwatered plants often looks a bit purple on the leafs and hang more then usual, giving a plan too much nutrient can make it look burnt and dried out, easy to misread.
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LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-14 11:15:57
May 14 2014 11:15 GMT
#19
that doesnt look like a bonsai tree at all to me.

Those bonsai trees look like actual trees, only in tiny.
MagnuMizer
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Denmark384 Posts
May 14 2014 13:51 GMT
#20
I've seen Karate Kid ok?? That aint no bansai tree...!
lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
May 14 2014 13:58 GMT
#21
Shoulda went with the beginner juniper bonsai tree that everyone is familiar with

This one has flowers... flowers = DEATH!!
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