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The Greatest Public Toilets in America - Page 2

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GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
April 20 2014 00:29 GMT
#21
This is amazing
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
April 20 2014 01:11 GMT
#22
Forgive my Canadian ignorance, but when I read the term

On April 19 2014 11:15 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Swing State


And applied it to the concept of

On April 19 2014 11:15 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
the toilet


I couldn't help but picture

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


And I thought to myself: America really -is- the land of the free.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5955 Posts
April 20 2014 01:36 GMT
#23
Are they automatic flush or not?
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
April 20 2014 02:25 GMT
#24
On April 20 2014 10:36 oBlade wrote:
Are they automatic flush or not?

American sanitation is primitive, they have manual flush and toilet paper
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
April 20 2014 04:15 GMT
#25
On April 20 2014 11:25 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2014 10:36 oBlade wrote:
Are they automatic flush or not?

American sanitation is primitive, they have manual flush and toilet paper

I don't care how you communists in Europe/Asia do it, there is no way I'm having water shoot into my ass. Paper is the ideal tool for cleaning one's asshole.

Manual flush is so you can admire your handiwork as well as deal with clogging. It's a tool of the true artist.

Shitting in an autoflush toilet is like taking a block of marble and sculpting it into a smaller block of marble.

On April 20 2014 03:39 vult wrote:
Hahah so I guess good toilets are he only great thing in the Midwest? :D

Funny blog, 5/5


The food's great all over the place. I'm a cheesaholic. And the Midwest has a lot of cheese. And fat people. They have a lot of those over there.

It's kinda interesting to go through the Midwest though and see the different geology. I've grown really accustomed to having an ocean an hour away from me to the south, and mountains an hour away from me to the north. Going to Indiana and just seeing the cornfields stretch far into the horizon in every direction is something breathtaking in its own right.

Then you get to the western part. Oklahoma's really in the Southwest, but it's a plains state nevertheless, and very different from Indiana. It's flatter, more orange, and is full of beef instead of corn. Also there's more tolls and Native Americans around.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
April 20 2014 04:18 GMT
#26
On April 20 2014 10:11 Staboteur wrote:
Forgive my Canadian ignorance, but when I read the term

Show nested quote +
On April 19 2014 11:15 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Swing State


And applied it to the concept of

Show nested quote +
On April 19 2014 11:15 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
the toilet


I couldn't help but picture

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


And I thought to myself: America really -is- the land of the free.

Technically, there's nothing stopping you from erecting one of these in the States, but if anyone catches you or if you post the pictures on the internet, you get put on a magical list where everyone in your town knows where you live, what car you drive, and what you look like, and when you meet people you have to tell them you're a pedophile.

You can also get put on this list for pissing on the streets if you're not feeling like doing a bit of DIY.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
OpTiKAiTech
Profile Joined April 2012
United States65 Posts
April 20 2014 05:20 GMT
#27
Good read, now I know where to stop if I ever go that way.
Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.
[MD]Frostbite
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Canada292 Posts
April 20 2014 17:26 GMT
#28
This is a glorious post 11/10
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writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
April 20 2014 23:30 GMT
#29
On April 20 2014 10:36 oBlade wrote:
Are they automatic flush or not?


well the problem with automatic flush toilets is that + Show Spoiler +
sometimes they flush when you're still sitting
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
April 21 2014 00:11 GMT
#30
Zero photographic evidence, but well written.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
April 21 2014 00:12 GMT
#31
On April 21 2014 09:11 Plansix wrote:
Zero photographic evidence, but well written.



Show nested quote +
On April 19 2014 15:27 rabidch wrote:
can we get some photos of the gold standards?


No professional photography allowed in the restrooms, I'm afraid
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 21 2014 01:55 GMT
#32
On April 21 2014 08:30 writer22816 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2014 10:36 oBlade wrote:
Are they automatic flush or not?


well the problem with automatic flush toilets is that + Show Spoiler +
sometimes they flush when you're still sitting


Nobody wants a diarrhea back-splash.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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