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The Worst Player on Earht

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Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33360 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-03-21 17:26:48
April 01 2014 04:21 GMT
#1
Have you heard of the Unofficial World Championship? It's a cute idea that developed as the TeamLiquid community wondered what StarCraft 2 would be like if it had a championship belt that changed hands with every win or loss. Naming GSL Season 1 as the first championship, fans have mapped out the line of champions over the entire span of professional StarCraft 2.

While it's always interesting to know who the "best player in the world" might be at a given time, there's a far more entertaining question you could ask: Who is the worst player in the world? Or, if we were to phrase it another way...

Who is the WORST PLAYER ON EARHT FDGOHFDGHF?

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The First Worst Player on Earht: (Z)Tefel
Date of coronation: May 23, 2013

NaNiwa's match against Tefel in Challenger League of WCS Europe 2013 is the obvious starting point when tracing this lineage. As one of the best non-Korean players to ever play the game, there's really no reason for us to doubt or challenge NaNiwa's judgment in this regard.


The Second Worst Player on Earht: (P)NaNiwa
Date of succession: May 23, 2013

Unfortunately for Tefel, his reign as the first WORST PLAYER ON EARHT would come to a tragic end just one second later as NaNiwa immediately GG'd out of the game to take the title unto himself.


The Third Worst Player on Earht: (P)Siw
Date of succession: May 30, 2013

After just seven days of holding the title of his own creation, NaNiwa would relinquish it in his first defense against Russian Protoss Siw. Despite NaNiwa's best efforts, he could not stop Siw and his less-stuff from GG'ing out against his more-stuff.


The Fourth Worst Player on Earht: (P)BlinG
Date of succession: May 30, 2013

Siw was able to hold onto the title for little more than an hour before giving it up to BlinG. The 1-2 score made the match the most closely contested one in the history of the title, with Siw able to take a consolation point by leaving his mineral line open to Dark Templars. But in the end, Siw was forced to receive the GG from the English Protoss.


The Fifth Worst Player on Earht: (P)Ravage
Date of succession: June 29, 2013

BlinG enjoyed a long reign as The Worst Player on Earht, holding the title for nearly a month due to a lack of challengers. However, once he was forced to defend the title, he dropped it with disappointing ease to German Protoss Ravage.


The Sixth Worst Player on Earht: grOPHeR
Date of succession: July 7, 2013

Ravage became the first Worst Player on Earht to successfully defend his title, holding off an attempt from DaNa to take the title back to Poland. He then mounted a second successful defense, surviving a challenge from from countryman GoOdy. However, Ravage would finally meet his match in Italian Zerg grOPheR in the WCS Europe qualifiers.

grOPheR went on to enjoy a lengthy reign that lasted over 10 months. With six title defenses, there is no question that grOPheR was the greatest Worst Player on Earht. However, no one can rule the Earht forever, and even grOPheR was forced to give up his title.

Playing in the WCS Europe Season 2 qualifiers in 2013, grOPheR relinquished the title unto Polish player electro.


The Seventh Worst Player on Earht: electro
Date of succession: April 21, 2014

Coming after the long and storied reign of grOPheR, electro has a lot to live up to. Can he live up to the standards set by his great predecessor? Or will he suffer the fate of Tefel, a fellow Polish Zerg and first Worst Player on Earht? Only time will tell.


The Eighth Worst Player on Earht: MagnuM
Date of succession: May 8, 2014


The Ninth Worst Player on Earht: Marsman
Date of succession: January 14, 2016


The Tenth Worst Player on Earht: CalebAracous
Date of succession: January 15, 2016


The Eleventh Worst Player on Earht: Voltz
Date of succession: January 22, 2016


The Twelfth Worst Player on Earht: HeZNa
Date of succession: January 22, 2016


The Thirteenth and Reigning Worst Player on Earht: gorbachov
Date of succession: February 6, 2016



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KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 04:27:47
April 01 2014 04:27 GMT
#2
It's earth, not earht.
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
banjoetheredskin
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
United States744 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 04:29:46
April 01 2014 04:28 GMT
#3
This is glorious Wax. 10/10 would read again. Unfortunately Tefel's loss vs Mvp when he had like 5 workers doesn't count for anything in this
On April 01 2014 13:27 KadaverBB wrote:
It's earth, not earht.

It's a reference to NaNiwa's chat in the picture...
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iS.zemotion
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States246 Posts
April 01 2014 04:32 GMT
#4
Omg list needs to be longer.
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Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
April 01 2014 04:33 GMT
#5
On April 01 2014 13:32 iS.zemotion wrote:
Omg list needs to be longer.

we need grOPheR to play some more
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qotsager
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany585 Posts
April 01 2014 04:42 GMT
#6
quality blog man. FDGOHFDGHF.
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Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
April 01 2014 04:45 GMT
#7
If I were to play gropher

I would probably aquire the title

And not relinquish it

If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
April 01 2014 05:24 GMT
#8
grOPheR come back and cheese a Korean or something we need to pass this to the GSL :/
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iMrising
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States1099 Posts
April 01 2014 05:27 GMT
#9
rofl this is the funniest thing i've read all day
$O$ | soO
MagnuMizer
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Denmark384 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 05:50:34
April 01 2014 05:49 GMT
#10
On April 01 2014 13:27 KadaverBB wrote:
It's earth, not earht.


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Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
April 01 2014 05:49 GMT
#11
Man back in 2012 Naniwa was the unofficial world champion, from that to worst player on earht is quite a development.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
April 01 2014 05:52 GMT
#12
On April 01 2014 13:27 KadaverBB wrote:
It's earth, not earht.


I can't even tell if this is you consciously making fun of the Germans' reputation or if you just made the most appropriate misunderstanding of all time
AdministratorBreak the chains
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 05:56:52
April 01 2014 05:56 GMT
#13
KadaverBB tends to not get jokes, but this time I think he did it on purpose. Man, he got you guys good
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
April 01 2014 06:09 GMT
#14
No Terran worst players?

Terran players are the best. Awwww yea
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 01 2014 06:36 GMT
#15
anyone else really annoyed by the font used? It's straining my eyes for some reason >.> On the other hand, a good blog indeed.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
aZealot
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
New Zealand5447 Posts
April 01 2014 06:46 GMT
#16
So many Protoss on this list. Protoss IMBA!!1111
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LeeDawg
Profile Joined April 2012
United States1306 Posts
April 01 2014 06:48 GMT
#17
hilarious, wax. good stuff.
:-)
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
April 01 2014 07:06 GMT
#18
LOL wax love this
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bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
April 01 2014 07:19 GMT
#19
On April 01 2014 13:27 KadaverBB wrote:
It's earth, not earht.

I found it funny at least, ignore the haters
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
April 01 2014 07:27 GMT
#20
these guys from earht are so casul.
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