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[Grill Blog] Can't stop thinking about this grill

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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
March 07 2014 04:52 GMT
#1
Alright TL I need your help.

I heard from a reliable source that the friendly folks on TL know how to get grills. You see, I've been eating vegetarian all through high school and college, and I've never really been interested in grills like the rest of my friends have.

But there's this one grill, let's call it Filetcity, that just seems like the perfect grill. Perfect spacing for meatsearing, heats up incredibly quickly, you know the type. I've always been looking at Filetcity throughout college but I've always ended up focusing back on my studies or previous diet due to pressure from parents/friends/hippie roommate.

So I come to you for help. I have no idea how to approach this grill. What do I say to the Home Depot guy? Should I rehearse some lines beforehand? What happens if Filetcity isn't there and I'm all alone in the store at 11 PM where the employee is slowly switching his gaze between the clock and me and indignantly accosting me without saying a word about how I'm holding up his shift even though he's paid by the hour and I'm in there for a grill that hasn't been sold by that store in nearly four years and I should really check Craigslist because those grills are probably way cheaper than store price even if they're only slightly used because of the charcoal remnants that turn off grill users who don't understand that when you cook a piece of meat you will have charcoal left over no matter what and that's how a grill works but nevertheless demand goes down and thus the grills get relegated to garages of middle-aged white men who have passed their midlife crisis and no longer need to cook a steak every day to remind themselves of masculinity for reasons I cannot explain this post since I have not experienced them yet, just as I have not experienced ways to get grills like Filetcity?

****
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19343 Posts
March 07 2014 04:56 GMT
#2
you sly dog.. i see what you did there
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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
March 07 2014 05:21 GMT
#3
Hahahaha nice title, you got me there
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
March 07 2014 05:44 GMT
#4
Random question: Does anyone know why girls/grills in girl/grill blogs are always called Felicity/Filetcity? What's the reason behind it?
[CCSRAM] BaoQuan
Profile Joined August 2013
United States96 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-07 05:52:28
March 07 2014 05:52 GMT
#5
Pangpootata March 07 2014 14:44. Posts 1173
Random question: Does anyone know why girls/grills in girl/grill blogs are always called Felicity/Filetcity? What's the reason behind it?


It's a Day9 reference
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
March 07 2014 06:00 GMT
#6
This blog got pretty dark towards the middle of the seventh clause of the last paragraph-sentence. Probably because of the charcoal.
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
March 07 2014 06:27 GMT
#7
5/5, I enjoyed that read
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i.of.the.storm
Profile Joined April 2009
United States795 Posts
March 07 2014 06:51 GMT
#8
6/5, would read again.
Maru - The Terran hope is alive!
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 07 2014 07:15 GMT
#9
Get one that can switch between gas and coal. Gas for the summer when you don't want to clean it, coal for when you have kids to clean it for you haha. It's ok to salivate over grills, just don't try to insert anything into the holes.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Nerevar
Profile Joined January 2013
547 Posts
March 07 2014 07:16 GMT
#10
Now, I know a guy who is quite knowledgeable in propane and propane accessories, and he says that charcoal is bad because you gotta taste the meat, not the heat.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 07 2014 07:53 GMT
#11
I tittered. Tee hee.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
March 07 2014 08:02 GMT
#12
Filetcity lol. That's good.
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
March 07 2014 08:36 GMT
#13
Nice try, biter.
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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
March 07 2014 08:51 GMT
#14
lol'd hard, but i was shitfaced and rolling, so take it for what it's worth tl blogs <3
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
March 07 2014 08:56 GMT
#15
haha good one, 5/5
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Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
March 07 2014 09:09 GMT
#16
Sounds hawt!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 07 2014 09:48 GMT
#17
Her name was Kristen, I mean Crispin'
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34486 Posts
March 07 2014 09:52 GMT
#18
Well played.
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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
March 07 2014 10:18 GMT
#19
I can emphathise with the OP to some degree. I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we aren't together anymore.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here a pic of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

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Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37003 Posts
March 07 2014 10:56 GMT
#20
LOL! This blog. 5/5 would read again.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50107 Posts
March 07 2014 14:36 GMT
#21
I can't Bear this Grill blog.
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RvB
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands6196 Posts
March 07 2014 15:33 GMT
#22
Shamelessly stolen

original grill blog
lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
March 07 2014 19:12 GMT
#23
On March 08 2014 00:33 RvB wrote:
Shamelessly stolen

original grill blog



I never saw that so I'm happy he wrote this. Also it's different.

Just like girl blogs are different.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 07 2014 19:24 GMT
#24
On March 07 2014 13:52 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
What happens if Filetcity isn't there and I'm all alone in the store at 11 PM where the employee is slowly switching his gaze between the clock and me and indignantly accosting me without saying a word about how I'm holding up his shift even though he's paid by the hour and I'm in there for a grill that hasn't been sold by that store in nearly four years and I should really check Craigslist because those grills are probably way cheaper than store price even if they're only slightly used because of the charcoal remnants that turn off grill users who don't understand that when you cook a piece of meat you will have charcoal left over no matter what and that's how a grill works but nevertheless demand goes down and thus the grills get relegated to garages of middle-aged white men who have passed their midlife crisis and no longer need to cook a steak every day to remind themselves of masculinity for reasons I cannot explain this post since I have not experienced them yet, just as I have not experienced ways to get grills like Filetcity?

this sentence is so longggggggggggggggg :O It's like a sentegraph lol. Otherwise, good blog.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-07 19:37:48
March 07 2014 19:37 GMT
#25
On March 08 2014 00:33 RvB wrote:
Shamelessly stolen

original grill blog

Needs moar filetcity

On March 08 2014 04:24 BigFan wrote:
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On March 07 2014 13:52 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
What happens if Filetcity isn't there and I'm all alone in the store at 11 PM where the employee is slowly switching his gaze between the clock and me and indignantly accosting me without saying a word about how I'm holding up his shift even though he's paid by the hour and I'm in there for a grill that hasn't been sold by that store in nearly four years and I should really check Craigslist because those grills are probably way cheaper than store price even if they're only slightly used because of the charcoal remnants that turn off grill users who don't understand that when you cook a piece of meat you will have charcoal left over no matter what and that's how a grill works but nevertheless demand goes down and thus the grills get relegated to garages of middle-aged white men who have passed their midlife crisis and no longer need to cook a steak every day to remind themselves of masculinity for reasons I cannot explain this post since I have not experienced them yet, just as I have not experienced ways to get grills like Filetcity?

this sentence is so longggggggggggggggg :O It's like a sentegraph lol. Otherwise, good blog.

Well that's the point, silly!
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
March 07 2014 22:30 GMT
#26
I couldn't live without my Panini grill. Butter, bread, ham and cheese. Its so simple, and so perfect
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