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United States23455 Posts
![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/a/a2/Be.png) Lorning vs. ![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/2/2f/Us.png) Darkhorse FPL 2014 R2
In the most anticipated showmatch since Incontrol played Destiny to decide who was the world's best foreign Starcraft player (with bitcoins!) Lorning and myself are going head to head in Fantasy proleague round 2. There's a lot on the line here. Prime vs Startale, good vs evil, NA vs EU, etc. So far there is a sig bet on the line, but I expect stakes to be raised as soon as Lorning reads this blog. Basically I'm going to crush him. Let's go through the lineups.
Lorning's Team
Team RIP Darkhoarse
Main Team
5  Creator
1  miso
5  Rogue(Savage)
4 Shine
7 Soulkey
8 TY(Baby) (captain)
0 Prime
Anti Team
3 Hack
4 Hydra
6 soO
Darkhorse's Team
Life > Prime
Main Team
2 Bbyong
2 KeeN
7 herO[jOin]
3 Hurricane
5 Rogue(Savage)
7 Solar (captain)
4 Jin Air
Anti Team
3 Hush
4 Shine
6 soO
With no collusion between the two of us we have managed to make two teams that have very few similarities overall, which is nice. Lorning continues to show disturbing faith in Prime and Creator, but I am happy for that because it only helps me in the long run. I like that he picked TY as his captain because TY + Show Spoiler +lost his first match against Cure (whom I chickened out of picking at the last second dammit) so I'm hoping TY is an 8 point dud this round.
PICTURES because you can't have a blog without pictures. Also this contains some trashtalk.Lorning Pictures+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3tStEDEB576CffrXN71FortN2NSXpr9NE1M0GDFmOzHDwghHf6A) Lorning is from Belgium apparently. This is Belgium's flag, one of the most boring in the world.![[image loading]](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzpmM4pu6fDjxVBJTYV3gVF_DPi37AvlzfVKFVb7vMp1Q_ZXs9Rw) According to Google images, this is somewhere in Belgium. Pretty scenic, but it's no AMERICA. Plus there is a city in Belgium called Brussels which to us is just a vegetable that we have too much freedom to bother eating anyway.![[image loading]](http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/526861_155724264589452_1048114438_n.jpg) The puppy is still probably their best player![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YICWD3g.jpg) A banner created by Lorning, presumably under the influence of some hard drugs![[image loading]](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfqEx8CfrocP7UWjIUJZtLEPs1EtH6pklGQssjE8TxU1pphUH-Qg) Lorning's mancrush religious leader wet dream Favorite player![[image loading]](http://www.sc2earnings.com/images/players/174.jpg) What in gods name happened to the front of this hoodie?![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Question_mark_(black_on_white).png) This is a picture of KTmiso, one of Lorning's players![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YPbJyRE.png) Lorning is a self professed patchzerg
Darkhorse Pictures+ Show Spoiler +This link will show you what Darkhorse actually looks like if you have TL+. If you don't have TL+ go buy it so you can look. I'm referring to myself in the third person to remain impartial. Also please don't take my "USA is the best!" stuff seriously.![[image loading]](http://cloudfront-assets.reason.com/assets/mc/_external/2013_07/murica-1.gif) Darkhorse is from America which makes him better than most people.![[image loading]](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2Io1JTT79PrFUazlWV_uVs-UZVt7hO6a3qiL_1XPnLiRdMV6W) Compare level of Freedom in this flag to Belgium's. No contest.![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/thumb/7/7d/Life-SFMLG20130317-201537.jpg/300px-Life-SFMLG20130317-201537.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Waxangel/iem/cologne13/herowinsfp.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2yC4bNz.jpg) Darkhorse is a fan of players who have actually won things in the past year.![[image loading]](http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/large/e706_terran.jpg) Darkhorse plays the manliest race
Pick your side and show your support in the thread!Team Lorning+ Show Spoiler +Lorning
BigFan
Fuell
opterown
Nuithari
ggofthejungle
Skynx Darkhorse
Darkhoarse
The_Templar
Shellshock
Yorkie
SpunXtain20
Grovbolle
partydude89
Mafab
Daswollvieh
Tufas
I'm aware I didn't quite get this out before the round started, but I was close! Thank you for reading, and may the best man win!
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darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp?
weak
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
After reading this blog, I can only fully support Lorning in his ventures, and wish him the best of luck
What an amazing guy.
+ Show Spoiler +
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your Country52798 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote:
darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp?
weak
Yeah, even I picked MKP as captain and I'm only a mid-tier MKP fan (mild state of depression when he loses horribly/retires, picking prime to win a little more than most people, etc)
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote:
darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp?
weak
Lorning probably wants to win. I stayed away from ST-IM on principle because there are so many of them that their lineup will change a lot.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:51 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote:
darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp?
weak Lorning probably wants to win. I stayed away from ST-IM on principle because there are so many of them that their lineup will change a lot.
So you wanna win too
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Netherlands6192 Posts
GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse?
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 02:08 dravernor wrote:
GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse?
I asked to have the "a" removed because the original "Darkhorse" on TL had been inactive for ~5 years.
Also Lorning I propose I have to make a blog praising Prime if you win and you have to make a blog praising Startale if I win. We can increase stakes from there if you'd like.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 02:11 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 02:08 dravernor wrote:
GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse? I asked to have the "a" removed because the original "Darkhorse" on TL had been inactive for ~5 years. Also Lorning I propose I have to make a blog praising Prime if you win and you have to make a blog praising Startale if I win. We can increase stakes from there if you'd like.
I'm totally up for that
I'm not gonna lose anyway
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United Kingdom31935 Posts
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United States97277 Posts
Those pictures don't even look like you guys
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys
Join Team Lorning, please
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United States97277 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please
idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS
I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys
They're more pictures that represent us. Plus I linked to a picture of me. Lorning hasn't posted a +thius
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:18 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero
I don't know what to say.....
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United States97277 Posts
At least you picked a prime player on your team. he mentions Prime vs Startale in the OP and doesn't even have enough confidence in any Startale players to even put them on his main team
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:18 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero
What on earth
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I hate to take sides...
...but I'm always taking sides for patchzergs, Europeans, and people from countries with great beers.
Even if it is little France we are talking about.
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your Country52798 Posts
I want to see the linked picture, because I'm rooting for darkhoarse
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 06:37 The_Templar wrote:
I want to see the linked picture, because I'm rooting for darkhoarse
Better buy TL+
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your Country52798 Posts
On February 24 2014 06:58 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 06:37 The_Templar wrote:
I want to see the linked picture, because I'm rooting for darkhoarse
Better buy TL+
I'll see what I can do.
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Gotta go with Lorning (only if he's flemish). Good luck both, oh and soO anti is gonna bite you in the ass.
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United States23455 Posts
I'm just going to put down Zealously and Shellshock as Darkhorse supporters.
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United States97277 Posts
On February 24 2014 05:52 Zealously wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:18 Shellshock wrote:On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote:
Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero What on earth
I mean you're like top 10, maybe even top 5, but I don't think I can put you in the top 3. Sorry
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Netherlands6192 Posts
On February 24 2014 02:11 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 02:08 dravernor wrote:
GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse? I asked to have the "a" removed because the original "Darkhorse" on TL had been inactive for ~5 years. Also Lorning I propose I have to make a blog praising Prime if you win and you have to make a blog praising Startale if I win. We can increase stakes from there if you'd like.
It's just not the same T_T
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I announce the support House York (and all the great wealth and power that comes along with it) to team Darkhorse! May freedom and Startale prevail
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Jon Raynor approves of your freedom.
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opterown
Australia54784 Posts
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I read it as "Lorning is a self protossed patch-zerg"
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Definitely Team Darkhorse. Lorning is a fool, and Prime are rookie.
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After careful consideration, Lornhorse will surely come out on top. Go Darking!
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Team Darkhorse all the way! Go startale!
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 17:58 SpunXtain20 wrote:
Definitely Team Darkhorse. Lorning is a fool, and Prime are rookie.
hugs pls? :x
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United States97277 Posts
someone who really wanted support from SpunXtain20 would know you should ask for cuddles. fail more please
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 18:37 Shellshock wrote:
someone who really wanted support from SpunXtain20 would know you should ask for cuddles. fail more please
You're on Team darkhorse
I don't need to say more
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United States97277 Posts
I'm actually supposed to be on Team Darkhoarse
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United States97277 Posts
good thing the startale fan didn't use any startale players. nice anti Lorning
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So you say that I can't be on team EU and team ST on the same time?
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So, who will Zealously cheer for? That team will have a serious handicap (the curse is strong!)
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United States97277 Posts
probably Darkhorse since he is allegedly team ST
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United States23455 Posts
Well this is no longer going well.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
I urge everyone to jump the Darkhorse ship and join mine
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United States97277 Posts
I'm on my own ship. I joined the group
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good day for team lorning LOL
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United States23455 Posts
He gets 14 points to my three and we both lose one for soO.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 22:10 Shellshock wrote:
I'm on my own ship. I joined the group
Wow, intruder much
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Not one of you has RorO in anti, I cannot support you
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On February 24 2014 21:32 WGT-Baal wrote:
So, who will Zealously cheer for? That team will have a serious handicap (the curse is strong!)
I whole-heartedly support Darkhoarse
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Netherlands6192 Posts
On February 25 2014 01:04 Zealously wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 21:32 WGT-Baal wrote:
So, who will Zealously cheer for? That team will have a serious handicap (the curse is strong!) I whole-heartedly support Darkhoarse
Darkhoarse doesn't exist anymore T_T
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 25 2014 01:09 dravernor wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2014 01:04 Zealously wrote:On February 24 2014 21:32 WGT-Baal wrote:
So, who will Zealously cheer for? That team will have a serious handicap (the curse is strong!) I whole-heartedly support Darkhoarse Darkhoarse doesn't exist anymore T_T
Darkhoarse changed his name to Lorning
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I'll have to support my countryman here!
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Sign me up for lorning's team
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 25 2014 03:15 Nuithari wrote:
I'll have to support my countryman here!
On February 25 2014 03:26 ggofthejungle wrote:
Sign me up for lorning's team
Thank you for your support
I will remember this for when I take over the world
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As for "who's better ST or Prime", I guess you don't have to wait long. ST-IM vs Prime is happening on March 2nd.
Neither are really championship contenders though... 
PS: I agree with Paljas. Either of you should have picked more (or even at least one) players from your respective favourite team!
On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote:
darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp?
weak
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United States97277 Posts
RIP Darkhorse's team after today
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
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Netherlands6192 Posts
Lorning called it.
You two should totally 1v1 and stream it.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 26 2014 03:16 dravernor wrote:
Lorning called it.
You two should totally 1v1 and stream it.
I think we've seen enough StarTale getting wrecked lately
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TLADT24920 Posts
Talking about Darkhorse cheating the system. Anyone see what he had for his support:
Darkhorse
Darkhoarse
LOL
I will support Lorning because he needs it. Pity support! 
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United States23455 Posts
On February 26 2014 05:14 Lorning wrote:Show nested quote +On February 26 2014 03:16 dravernor wrote:
Lorning called it.
You two should totally 1v1 and stream it. I think we've seen enough StarTale getting wrecked lately
I will 1v1 you if you are man enough.
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United States97277 Posts
do it. Lorning already rekt another Startale fan
![[image loading]](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20140125/4961978/wintex2-o.gif)
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Sign me team Lorning cuz it's EU and he is sick in sig bets.
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United States97277 Posts
Wow 29 to 28 after today!!!
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EPT
