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United States23455 Posts
Lorning vs. Darkhorse FPL 2014 R2
In the most anticipated showmatch since Incontrol played Destiny to decide who was the world's best foreign Starcraft player (with bitcoins!) Lorning and myself are going head to head in Fantasy proleague round 2. There's a lot on the line here. Prime vs Startale, good vs evil, NA vs EU, etc. So far there is a sig bet on the line, but I expect stakes to be raised as soon as Lorning reads this blog. Basically I'm going to crush him. Let's go through the lineups.
Lorning's Team
Team RIP Darkhoarse
Main Team 5 Creator 1 miso 5 Rogue(Savage) 4 Shine 7 Soulkey 8 TY(Baby) (captain) 0 Prime
Anti Team 3 Hack 4 Hydra 6 soO
Darkhorse's Team
Life > Prime
Main Team 2 Bbyong 2 KeeN 7 herO[jOin] 3 Hurricane 5 Rogue(Savage) 7 Solar (captain) 4 Jin Air
Anti Team 3 Hush 4 Shine 6 soO
With no collusion between the two of us we have managed to make two teams that have very few similarities overall, which is nice. Lorning continues to show disturbing faith in Prime and Creator, but I am happy for that because it only helps me in the long run. I like that he picked TY as his captain because TY + Show Spoiler +lost his first match against Cure (whom I chickened out of picking at the last second dammit) so I'm hoping TY is an 8 point dud this round. . For his sake I'm glad he stayed away from MKP.
PICTURES because you can't have a blog without pictures. Also this contains some trashtalk.Lorning Pictures+ Show Spoiler +Lorning is from Belgium apparently. This is Belgium's flag, one of the most boring in the world.According to Google images, this is somewhere in Belgium. Pretty scenic, but it's no AMERICA. Plus there is a city in Belgium called Brussels which to us is just a vegetable that we have too much freedom to bother eating anyway.The puppy is still probably their best playerA banner created by Lorning, presumably under the influence of some hard drugsLorning's mancrush religious leader wet dream Favorite playerWhat in gods name happened to the front of this hoodie?This is a picture of KTmiso, one of Lorning's playersLorning is a self professed patchzerg
Darkhorse Pictures+ Show Spoiler +This link will show you what Darkhorse actually looks like if you have TL+. If you don't have TL+ go buy it so you can look. I'm referring to myself in the third person to remain impartial. Also please don't take my "USA is the best!" stuff seriously.Darkhorse is from America which makes him better than most people.Compare level of Freedom in this flag to Belgium's. No contest.Darkhorse is a fan of players who have actually won things in the past year.Darkhorse plays the manliest race
Pick your side and show your support in the thread!Team Lorning+ Show Spoiler +Lorning BigFan Fuell opterown Nuithari ggofthejungle Skynx Team Darkhorse+ Show Spoiler +Darkhorse Darkhoarse The_Templar Shellshock Yorkie SpunXtain20 Grovbolle partydude89 Mafab Daswollvieh Tufas
I'm aware I didn't quite get this out before the round started, but I was close! Thank you for reading, and may the best man win!
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darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp? weak
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
After reading this blog, I can only fully support Lorning in his ventures, and wish him the best of luck
What an amazing guy.
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your Country52796 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote: darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp? weak Yeah, even I picked MKP as captain and I'm only a mid-tier MKP fan (mild state of depression when he loses horribly/retires, picking prime to win a little more than most people, etc)
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote: darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp? weak Lorning probably wants to win. I stayed away from ST-IM on principle because there are so many of them that their lineup will change a lot.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 01:51 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 01:07 Paljas wrote: darkhorse didnt pick life and lorning didnt pick mkp? weak Lorning probably wants to win. I stayed away from ST-IM on principle because there are so many of them that their lineup will change a lot. So you wanna win too
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Netherlands6175 Posts
GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse?
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 02:08 dravernor wrote: GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse? I asked to have the "a" removed because the original "Darkhorse" on TL had been inactive for ~5 years.
Also Lorning I propose I have to make a blog praising Prime if you win and you have to make a blog praising Startale if I win. We can increase stakes from there if you'd like.
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 02:11 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 02:08 dravernor wrote: GL Lorning and Darkhorse. Although I would like to ask what happened to Darkhoarse? I asked to have the "a" removed because the original "Darkhorse" on TL had been inactive for ~5 years. Also Lorning I propose I have to make a blog praising Prime if you win and you have to make a blog praising Startale if I win. We can increase stakes from there if you'd like. I'm totally up for that
I'm not gonna lose anyway
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United Kingdom31935 Posts
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United States97274 Posts
Those pictures don't even look like you guys
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote: Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please
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United States97274 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote: Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote: Those pictures don't even look like you guys They're more pictures that represent us. Plus I linked to a picture of me. Lorning hasn't posted a +thius
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Lorning
Belgica34432 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:18 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote: Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero I don't know what to say.....
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United States97274 Posts
At least you picked a prime player on your team. he mentions Prime vs Startale in the OP and doesn't even have enough confidence in any Startale players to even put them on his main team
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On February 24 2014 04:18 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 04:16 Lorning wrote:On February 24 2014 04:11 Shellshock wrote: Those pictures don't even look like you guys Join Team Lorning, please idk... I really like to go USA USA USAS I'm also easily top 3 Startale fan on this website along with Seeker and Fusilero
What on earth
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I hate to take sides... ...but I'm always taking sides for patchzergs, Europeans, and people from countries with great beers. Even if it is little France we are talking about.
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your Country52796 Posts
I want to see the linked picture, because I'm rooting for darkhoarse
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United States23455 Posts
On February 24 2014 06:37 The_Templar wrote: I want to see the linked picture, because I'm rooting for darkhoarse
Better buy TL+
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