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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-06 09:27:07
December 03 2013 01:41 GMT
#1
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Who here likes magic poniez?

I just found out that I'm in this thing:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=436997&currentpage=25



It's basically a popularity contest on TL. Somehow, they found out about me and decided to put me in there just to pull a Carrie and put me on stage and then dump giraffe blood all over me. VERY FUNNY, GUYS. WELL PLAYED. + Show Spoiler +
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YOU GOT ME. Apparently, I started being up against Liquid`Nazgul, who basically created the universe. Some people missed the button to vote for him and voted for me by accident, but in the end, I lost. Now, I'm up against TheEmulator, and he has a SNES controller for an icon, and what do I have!? A fucking mutalisk!? How can I step to that? This is obviously rigged, and asking crazy questions like "Would you rather have delicious cookies, or some boiled cabbage?" and then going "WE SHALL LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE."

But I don't want to win.

If I happened to beat TheEmulat0r by some miracle of science/jesus, I will be up against Kiett. Do you know what that means? It will be my ugly mexican face versus her adorable azn face and the fans will be like "Kiett is cute and fun and draws awesome posters, and all NinaZerg does is bitch, makes unfunny jokes, and her blogs are so random that I don't even understand them. They're just masses of text filled with nonsense. Kiett likes Bisu, and we don't know who NinaZerg likes. She probably likes Horang2 or someone." Well, fuck you guys. Well, Kiett, I know something about you. You go to Cranbrook, that's a private school!! You live a real nice life and your parents have a good relationship. You are well-educated and have bright prospects for your future! What's the matter, you embarrassed!? She don't wanna battle, she shook, cuz ain't no such thing as half-way crook. Also, you're a BIG PHONY AND DON'T EVEN PLAY PROTOSS. FOR SHAME!!1 I will play against you and pick Protoss and mind control your own units and turn them against you, if they don't just turn against you first.

But I am a fucking bum! I didn't finish college! I am really bad at math! And I did lose to Rulzbooom 0-2. I DID WATCH 8-MILE WAY TOO MANY TIMES FOR A NORMAL PERSON. I DID LOSE TO EYWA IN A SHOWMATCH. MY BOY TURTLE IS AN UNCLE TOM. YES, I DO HAVE A DUMB FRIEND NAMED CAM WHO IS CANADIAN. I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS. I DO LIKE NICKELBACK. I don't wanna win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.



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The multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him, and fortune, on his damned quarrel, smiling showed like a rebel's whore.



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"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 03 2013 01:44 GMT
#2
this is a legitimate blog endorsed by The_Templar ®- Vote The_Templar instead of ninazerg
Sponsored by Horn Enterprises
Moderatorshe/her
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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-03 01:55:27
December 03 2013 01:51 GMT
#3
Can i get a pic? I dont have yellow fever...

Also im a bum. Instead of studying for finals im on page 20 of 50 shades of gray and pulling fpr some guy ive never talked to win a tl jacket. #Noshame
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MadProbe
Profile Joined February 2012
United States269 Posts
December 03 2013 01:53 GMT
#4
where do i not vote for you? is the poll on the page you linked or somehwere else?
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
December 03 2013 02:02 GMT
#5
ninazerg, but I love your casts T_____________________________T.

I was looking for you but I couldn't find you...Rest assured you (don't) have my vote.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
Birdie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
New Zealand4438 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-03 02:07:45
December 03 2013 02:04 GMT
#6
I already voted for you sorry Nina.

Poll is this one, guys:
+ Show Spoiler [Group G] +

Poll: ninazerg vs TheEmulator?

ninazerg (171)
 
51%

TheEmulator (166)
 
49%

337 total votes

Your vote: ninazerg vs TheEmulator?

(Vote): ninazerg
(Vote): TheEmulator




Comes from this: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=436997
Red classic | A butterfly dreamed he was Zhuangzi | 4.5k, heading to 5k as support!
Rollin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia1552 Posts
December 03 2013 02:05 GMT
#7
But it's too late, I'd already voted for you before reading this :s.
Throw off those chains of reason, and your prison disappears. | Check your posting frequency timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/post_activity_img.php
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-03 02:06:08
December 03 2013 02:06 GMT
#8
So, I hear you're a real dope rapper
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
December 03 2013 02:08 GMT
#9
Duly noted and ignored.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-03 08:53:54
December 03 2013 02:14 GMT
#10
Poll: ninazerg vs TheEmulator?

ninazerg (171)
 
51%

TheEmulator (166)
 
49%

337 total votes

Your vote: ninazerg vs TheEmulator?

(Vote): ninazerg
(Vote): TheEmulator

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
December 03 2013 02:23 GMT
#11
I like boiled cabbage, so I'll vote for you!
ॐ
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
December 03 2013 02:23 GMT
#12
Horang2's beauty lies in his buildings
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
December 03 2013 02:25 GMT
#13
this is chickspeak for VOTE FOR ME GUYS OMG

dont be fooled.
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 03 2013 02:27 GMT
#14
On December 03 2013 11:25 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
this is chickspeak for VOTE FOR ME GUYS OMG

dont be fooled.


So when Kiett says to vote for her, she's actually saying not to vote for her?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44440 Posts
December 03 2013 02:44 GMT
#15
I am really bad at math!


Not voting for you.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
December 03 2013 02:46 GMT
#16
sounds good, voted for you
jjakji fan
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1249 Posts
December 03 2013 03:07 GMT
#17
Wow, I would actually expect you to be favored against most TL people based on popularity, a little surprised you are losing so badly. Do you think you'd win if the group was played as bo3 BW?
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 03 2013 03:12 GMT
#18
On December 03 2013 12:07 Urth wrote:
you are losing so badly.


Used to it.


Do you think you'd win if the group was played as bo3 BW?


EZ!
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
December 03 2013 03:49 GMT
#19
On December 03 2013 11:14 ninazerg wrote:
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On December 03 2013 11:06 Chairman Ray wrote:
So, I hear you're a real dope rapper


Who told you I was a "dope rapper"?


I did.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1249 Posts
December 03 2013 03:53 GMT
#20
On December 03 2013 12:12 ninazerg wrote:
EZ!

Do you think you'd actually beat Nazgul?
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
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