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Italy12246 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=436794
My dear sc2john, you are the apprentice that believes he has surpassed the master. Well guess what, you couldn't be more wrong.
I am the one editing your own TLStrat articles (and really, writing a good portion of them, let's not forget that). I am modding the strat forum. Like TL greats Chill and monk before me, i keep the shitposters from setting TL.net on fire.
I was here during the great strat forum purge of 2011. I was here when kcdc, monk, rsvp, cecilsunkure figured how to stop the roach max. I'm the one that wrote that one guide, teaching the masses the ins and outs of every PvZ all-in in existance. I have been teaching little tosses all over the world how to correctly zealot terrans before you were even in master's league.
You wrote a couple of nice threads (that i had to move from blogs to Strat and retag because you are lazy as shit), but you wouldn't be anywhere without me. In fact, you wouldn't even be a blue poster without me:
Sunday, 8th september 2013
[11:25:50] Matteo Lucchini: hey
[11:25:56] Matteo Lucchini: i think sc2john should be a blue as well
[11:26:07] Matteo Lucchini: since he's pretty active and whatnot
[11:26:15] Kevin Dong: i'll blue him after his guide is out
[11:26:18] Kevin Dong: that might make more sense
[11:28:51] Matteo Lucchini: kk
So learn your place. Just like Darth Vader never truly beat Obi Wan Kenobi, you will never be able to surpass me. And guess what, i'm here to stay.
Ps: voting ME is voting for immortals. After all, i'm the one who soultrained monk so much, he asked me "why are you doing this to me". Hell he's still mad about it, i'm sure.
edit: screenshots here
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That's what having SOUL means.
  
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I lol'd irl. I don't know about the SW comparisons, though. This feels more like Zeratul vs Aldaris to me...
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Italy12246 Posts
Seeing as, together with soultrain, my great PvZ love is my own Tasteless build (4gate into dt into blink allin), that works too xD
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United States4883 Posts
And in the end, both Darth Vader and Obi Wan ended up dying and becoming...what was it they became?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/33oJQ1O.jpg) Oh yeah, immortals
Vote SC2John
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I think I'm seeing a trend with SC2John's campaign...
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Italy12246 Posts
See the screenshots and make better ones. I dare you. If you do, i will admit defeat and name you the new Great Prophet of the Holy Immortal and General Protoss Bullshit. Until then, that title is MINE.
edit: ALSO
[09/11/2013 01:57:34] Christopher Meek: I have this weird feeling that you and vader see me as the sweet little child who's growing up. Every time I realize something, you both sit there and go "....AWWWWWWWW".
you have a long way to go chris <3
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On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH
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wait is his name not actually john
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Italy12246 Posts
Nop. I was shocked too, we had this guy in TL strat skype called chris and i wondered for a bit "wait who the fuck is that again?"
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your Country52798 Posts
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH
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Canada13407 Posts
On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:
As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.
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your Country52798 Posts
On December 01 2013 07:36 ZeromuS wrote:Show nested quote +On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.
and they must only use strategies they wrote about
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Italy12246 Posts
I've never written a PvP article 
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On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH
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On December 01 2013 10:11 Teoita wrote:I've never written a PvP article
So w/o?
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Italy12246 Posts
Or he can offrace :D
edit: technically, i did work on the 2gate fe article...
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Poll: Grudgematch?There will be blood (21) 100% It shall be (0) 0% 21 total votes Your vote: Grudgematch? (Vote): There will be blood
(Vote): It shall be
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On December 01 2013 10:19 Teoita wrote:
Or he can offrace :D
edit: technically, i did work on the 2gate fe article...
blind hardcounter incoming
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Your last bolded "I" isn't capitalized!
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This race is heating up...
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Also:
On November 29 2013 05:58 slowbacontron wrote:
You guys need to come up with a strategy guide for winning TL popularity contests...and then prove its effectiveness by winning this one :o
Reposted for DOUBLE RELEVANCE
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I bet 100 vespene gas on SC2John.
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As you are both TLStrat guys, I demand a grudgematch Bo3 in SC2.
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United States4883 Posts
On December 01 2013 23:55 Teoita wrote:
You're going down bitch
Fuck you, I'll cook you in your wok.
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Canada13407 Posts
On December 01 2013 23:56 SC2John wrote:Fuck you, I'll cook you in your wok.
We need a punishment ...
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/4kzDeg7.jpg)
We have it!
[11:55:57 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: ok
[11:56:04 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: so grudgematch I already gave my blessing
[11:56:08 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: we need to decide the punishment
[11:56:11 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: for losing
[11:56:14 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: as is custom on TL
[11:56:45 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Right an article
[11:56:56 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: highlighting evertythingyour opponent did well
[11:57:26 AM] Matteo Lucchini: also
[11:57:35 AM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets to write an article bashing the other player
[11:57:41 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: sold.
[11:58:15 AM] Matteo Lucchini: we do oldschool battle reports
[11:58:17 AM] Matteo Lucchini: with screenshots and shit
[11:58:22 AM] Matteo Lucchini: bo5 format imo
[11:59:21 AM] Christopher Meek: Hahahaha
[11:59:37 AM] Christopher Meek: I'm up for it.
[12:00:45 PM] Matteo Lucchini: also and most importantly
[12:00:49 PM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets the title of
[12:01:00 PM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Wok Master?
[12:01:15 PM] Matteo Lucchini: Master Blue Poster, Teacher of Skillfull Wok All-ins, Gamesense and Proxy Tech
[12:01:18 PM] Christopher Meek: lol
[12:01:30 PM] Matteo Lucchini: and Soul King ofc
The astute get an internet cookie if they see the extreme irony that is embedded in one of the messages above.
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United States3292 Posts
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Teoita wins hands down.
This 'john' kid has no chance against the wisest, strongest, fastest, and most dangerous banling that has ever defended the great walls of the TLStrategy Forum.
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Italy12246 Posts
On December 03 2013 01:45 3FFA wrote:
Teoita wins hands down.
This 'john' kid has no chance against the wisest, strongest, fastest, and most dangerous banling that has ever defended the great walls of the TLStrategy Forum.
I like you.
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TLADT24920 Posts
lol poor monk, so many soul train all ins lol. BTW, that toss must be a noob seeing as he's floating 1.3k in that first screenshot  Teoita for the win! Down with SC2John who's not even called John!
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