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East Gorteau22261 Posts
Dreamhack Winter. Sweden. Jönköping. Lee motherfucking Seung Hyun. The hype is building, and everyone knows what Life + Hype means for Zealously. Of course, no live tournament is complete without crowd cheering and silliness, but there is one thing that stands far above the others in terms of importance - what separates the second-rate fans from the premier fans.
I need signs.
At Dreamhack Stockholm, I went with a two-sided "FUCK YOU RORO" and "RORO ISN'T GOOD PLEASE BAN"-sign (if you don't know the story behind this, look up 2013 GSL Season 1 Ro16, Group D) that was only shown very briefly on the stream. For Dreamhack Winter, I need to outdo myself, so I'm taking suggestions (semi-offensive signs are only allowed if they're about Roro). I'll bring multiple signs for different matches if need be, but I want good ideas. I have a few myself but I'd love to get some input - I will, naturally, bring Life-themed signs, but when he's not crushing noobs and I need to watch other players, there might be better things to show.
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You could dig up the unimpressed Flash thread, there were some pretty hilarious ideas in there.
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Bisutopia19364 Posts
"Where there's life there's Bisu"
![[image loading]](http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4929970832476105&pid=1.9&m=&w=300&h=300&p=0)
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"Deposit ten million dollars into my account or I'll blow up the bomb"
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"startale sux"
id also the suggest the flavour of the last 41 months "protossop" one
or in contrast a controversial one
"sos best player in the world"
"elfi king in the north"
"nerf widowmines"
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United States97276 Posts
I'm a fan of the Bisu sign idea
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Bisutopia19364 Posts
On November 26 2013 06:35 Shellshock wrote:
I'm a fan of the Bisu sign idea
Now I know why they gave you a gavel. You have great judgement!
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Go for the roro so fat! jokes even if he isnt. They can be short, u can build a line through the dh-storyline Or something similar, a plan is what you need, where is hannibal when u need him!
1. Roro so fat, he's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."
2. Roro so fat, he sat on Walmart and they lowered the prices
3. Roro so fat, that he gave draclua diabeties
4. Roro so fat, he sued xbox 360 for guessing his weight
5. Roro so fat, his blood type is Nutella
6. Roro so fat, he curves space and time
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On November 26 2013 05:36 Hesmyrr wrote:
"Deposit ten million dollars into my account or I'll blow up the bomb"
you don't have the balls to do it!
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You can go with the classic : "We want L.A.N."
But if you don't like Roro Take this and print on it : "NEVER AGAIN"
![[image loading]](http://www.ogaming.tv/sites/ogaming.tv/files/news/large/roro_bizoo.jpg)
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live lively life thx to shield battery ? (look up the original quote)?
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You could go with the classic "It's a Trappa" with a Admiral Ackbar face.
Or "Roro your boat back to Korea"
Classic "Life always find a way" or "Life4Lyfe"
If you want to be a twitch pleaser just put something up inflammatory and easy to spam type.
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Lagspikes are roro's fault (nice sign for twitchviewers)
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cthulu called
he wants his international dominance back
tell life hi from the boys and girls at TL!
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
go with something totally nonsensical
"RorO looks like a swedish meatball"
"IKEA instructions are harder than RorO"
"I will run over RorO with my VolvO"
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I support the protoss op idea.
"Where´s your sad zealot now?"
"Bad at defending? Try MSC!" turn around,
"Bad at attacking? Try MSC!"
"Protoss so ez, it made Bisu retire"
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Cool, I like the Bisu idea, but in all seriousness, if you really held up a sign that says " FUCK YOU _____ " to any player at a tournament, that is pretty sad and not good for ESPORTS professionalism I think , but that is just me....
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Now, here are some really offensive ideas, so don't read this list while children are present, but:
+ Show Spoiler +Keep in mind, some of these might get you in trouble/killed - "Suck my dick RorO, you fat fuck"
- "I will kill myself if you don't show my sign on camera for longer than 5 seconds"
- "I have planted a bomb in this stadium and you are now my hostages"
- "RorO, you are a piece of shit so fuck off."
- "#tireironupdavidkimsasshole"
- "David Kim you fucking retard, fix the goddamn game"
- "sOs can go suck a dong"
- "Sasha Hostyn so beautiful! Call me! I want you to sit on my face!"
- "Artosis looks weird"
- "Fuck bitches, get widow mines"
- "Eat sack of baby dicks, RorO"
- "Everyone here is a fucking geek"
- "I will rush the stage and take a shit if RorO wins"
- "SC2, what a shitty game. Fix it, dipshits."
- "Crawl into my anus! It's a time machine!"
- "I'm on crack!"
- "씨발년신노열"
- "RorO's face is the result of radiation released from the Fukashima reactor"
- "Time for David Kim to retire from SC2 scene"
- "When is kespa switching to DotA2?"
- "Fuck Kespa, you crabs-infested motherfuckers"
- "I raped a small child and got away with it"
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On November 27 2013 19:49 ninazerg wrote:+ Show Spoiler +- "Sasha Hostyn so beautiful! Call me! I want you to sit on my face!"
But can he do the daniel face
also you are weird
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EPT
