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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 19 2013 23:38 GMT
#21
Now, since we're such good friends and all, Rodberd, Imma help you out here. This Felicity girl sounds like she's got a lot of extra baggage, both physically and physically. You say she has no self-control over her eating. From this we can assume she's chubby. She's either possessed by a hungry demon, or she doesn't love you enough to remain attractive for you. She thinks you'll settle for her ugliness because you can't get any better! Are you just going to sit here and take this abuse? Rodberd, how long have we known each other? We both know she's not the girl for you. She wants to get married and have your children so that she can spread her web of ugly upon the world. Is that what you want Rodberd? Do you want little Rodberds running around and procreating and making the rest of the world slightly less pretty?

Go with Kerrigan. She's got no cons in her con list.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Schelim
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Austria11528 Posts
September 19 2013 23:46 GMT
#22
On September 20 2013 03:04 Rodberd wrote:
you guys are right.
so far there is no reason not to go for kerrigan.

and as if she heard it, i met her this afternoon and she wants to invite mo to dinenr and cook sth chinese for me \o/

well that pretty much sums that up, minus the potential random psycho episodes every girl gets at some point and Kerrigan could have at the wrong time (not trying to freak you out though, it's probably not gonna happen). if the girl invites YOU home to dinner at HER place... well i don't even know how to end this, that's just fuckin awesome. i wish that would happen to me.
TY <3 Cure <3 Inno <3 Special <3
willoc
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada1530 Posts
September 20 2013 00:47 GMT
#23
On September 19 2013 21:06 Fishgle wrote:
Kerrigan > Being Single > Terran > Felicity


Awesome.
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid!
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
September 20 2013 01:36 GMT
#24
One of my coworker's son just married a Chinese exchange student that was working on her 3rd masters and couldn't get a job/visa so I bet him lunch he's going to be a grandpa by next year!
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
September 20 2013 02:06 GMT
#25
Run
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
September 20 2013 05:01 GMT
#26
Dayum OP is such a chinese chick magnet o_O
Myrddraal
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia937 Posts
September 20 2013 05:25 GMT
#27
might just be the wish for some matress closecombat

5 stars for this line alone, it made me laugh at work, well played.
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Rodberd
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany531 Posts
September 20 2013 07:53 GMT
#28
On September 20 2013 08:38 Epishade wrote:
Now, since we're such good friends and all [im glad you reminded me of that, didnt even know ^^], Rodberd, Imma help you out here. This Felicity girl sounds like she's got a lot of extra baggage, both physically and physically [so she is double fat?]. You say she has no self-control over her eating. From this we can assume she's chubby [indeed, wasnt much 1yr ago, but sounds like she got more weight since than]. She's either possessed by a hungry demon, or she doesn't love you enough to remain attractive for you. She thinks you'll settle for her ugliness because you can't get any better! Are you just going to sit here and take this abuse? Rodberd, how long have we known each other? [we kn ow each other for so long already ... like since i posted this blog ^^] We both know she's not the girl for you. She wants to get married and have your children so that she can spread her web of ugly upon the world. Is that what you want Rodberd? Do you want little Rodberds running around and procreating and making the rest of the world slightly less pretty?

Go with Kerrigan. She's got no cons in her con list.



On September 20 2013 14:25 Myrddraal wrote:
might just be the wish for some matress closecombat

5 stars for this line alone, it made me laugh at work, well played.

a good laughter a day keeps the doctor away
Ooooh, look at it go
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
September 20 2013 09:56 GMT
#29
You might want to make sure if she's the Queen of Blades before going too far. That shit can come back to haunt you.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
September 20 2013 10:26 GMT
#30
On September 20 2013 18:56 FuRong wrote:
You might want to make sure if she's the Queen of Blades before going too far. That shit can come back to haunt you.


That and don't try to deinfest her or she'll get very angry!
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7890 Posts
September 20 2013 12:54 GMT
#31
On September 20 2013 03:04 Rodberd wrote:
you guys are right.
so far there is no reason not to go for kerrigan.

and as if she heard it, i met her this afternoon and she wants to invite mo to dinenr and cook sth chinese for me \o/

We don't know any of them, we don't know who you are, what suits you and what are your tastes and you expect good advice?

Don't have, like, a real friend who knows you and them to help you with advice? I mean, choosing between two girls by asking on a video gamer forum, that doesn't make any damn sense to me.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
September 20 2013 14:33 GMT
#32
On September 20 2013 21:54 Biff The Understudy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2013 03:04 Rodberd wrote:
you guys are right.
so far there is no reason not to go for kerrigan.

and as if she heard it, i met her this afternoon and she wants to invite mo to dinenr and cook sth chinese for me \o/

We don't know any of them, we don't know who you are, what suits you and what are your tastes and you expect good advice?

Don't have, like, a real friend who knows you and them to help you with advice? I mean, choosing between two girls by asking on a video gamer forum, that doesn't make any damn sense to me.


Gtfo. This is a TL Girlblog. It's doesn't have to make sense, it has to entertain, dummy.
11 years and counting- TL #680
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
September 20 2013 14:57 GMT
#33
All bitches be crazy, just a question of what they get crazy about. From your description as most people have suggested, Kerrigan would be the way to go. I would pose the caveat of maybe slow playing it until Felicity is done gone back to China, if she's crazy about you and you're misguided in thinking she wants citizenship and whatnot, you could have quite the drama llama on your hands.

GL HF DD MB
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
HereBeDragons
Profile Joined May 2011
1429 Posts
September 20 2013 15:50 GMT
#34
Plot twist: Few years later, once you've bitten the bait - Kerrigan will spring the trap and reveals herself as the Queen Felicity of the Universe.
Rodberd
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany531 Posts
September 20 2013 15:52 GMT
#35
On September 20 2013 21:54 Biff The Understudy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2013 03:04 Rodberd wrote:
you guys are right.
so far there is no reason not to go for kerrigan.

and as if she heard it, i met her this afternoon and she wants to invite mo to dinenr and cook sth chinese for me \o/

We don't know any of them, we don't know who you are, what suits you and what are your tastes and you expect good advice?

Don't have, like, a real friend who knows you and them to help you with advice? I mean, choosing between two girls by asking on a video gamer forum, that doesn't make any damn sense to me.


sometimes its better to ask random strangers about some ideas since ppl who know you already might be not as objective and/or could try to do you a favor.
so since you dont know who felicity or kerrigan are and dont know anything about me, this might lead to more objective advices than a real friend.

(and the entertainment for the TL-com is higher, just imagine this forum without girlblogs ...)
Ooooh, look at it go
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
September 20 2013 18:34 GMT
#36
On September 21 2013 00:52 Rodberd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2013 21:54 Biff The Understudy wrote:
On September 20 2013 03:04 Rodberd wrote:
you guys are right.
so far there is no reason not to go for kerrigan.

and as if she heard it, i met her this afternoon and she wants to invite mo to dinenr and cook sth chinese for me \o/

We don't know any of them, we don't know who you are, what suits you and what are your tastes and you expect good advice?

Don't have, like, a real friend who knows you and them to help you with advice? I mean, choosing between two girls by asking on a video gamer forum, that doesn't make any damn sense to me.


sometimes its better to ask random strangers about some ideas since ppl who know you already might be not as objective and/or could try to do you a favor.
so since you dont know who felicity or kerrigan are and dont know anything about me, this might lead to more objective advices than a real friend.

(and the entertainment for the TL-com is higher, just imagine this forum without girlblogs ...)


Agreed. Objective opinions are a key here. ^^
Rodberd
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany531 Posts
September 23 2013 06:52 GMT
#37
so,
i give you guys a little update.
found a point that keeps me a bit worried.
she seems to be quite an active christian, like go to church every sunday and study the bible atleast once per week.
have to see how much that affects her normal day behavior and such.
but it keeps my busy since im 100% atheist and this might cause some trouble i think.

however, i asked her out (more or less) on wednesday. its basicly just take a walk together during dawn-time.
Ooooh, look at it go
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
September 23 2013 13:47 GMT
#38
How is this even a question?
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44125 Posts
September 23 2013 14:03 GMT
#39
On September 20 2013 07:00 nosliw wrote:
chinese food is good

Yes . Especially when its still hot.
this is a quote
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44125 Posts
September 23 2013 14:06 GMT
#40
On September 23 2013 15:52 Rodberd wrote:
so,
i give you guys a little update.
found a point that keeps me a bit worried.
she seems to be quite an active christian, like go to church every sunday and study the bible atleast once per week.
have to see how much that affects her normal day behavior and such.
but it keeps my busy since im 100% atheist and this might cause some trouble i think.

however, i asked her out (more or less) on wednesday. its basicly just take a walk together during dawn-time.

yep you would probably have a lot of problems later .. i say go for Felicity .. she might seem not worth it but she is actually worth a shot .. especially you already know her .. and you can never be sure of kerrigan
this is a quote
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