EPTThis is me letting the wife choke out my kid while using dog grooming clippers to trim his hair!!
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Burrfoot
United States1176 Posts
This is me letting the wife choke out my kid while using dog grooming clippers to trim his hair!! | ||
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Burrfoot
United States1176 Posts
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On August 21 2013 09:47 Djzapz wrote: How is it not different? I just don't see the resemblance... If the kid is old enough you don't tie him in a stroller or whatever. I've never really seen that tbh anyway. Annoying kids are walking around at the supermarket, at the IKEA, at the grocery stores, that's fine. Nothing says freedom like getting tugged around. It's often hard for a non-parent to realise the age differences, and what they're capable of, between a toddler and a kid. I'm talking about toddlers. Kids walking around a supermarket is fine and don't really need to be restrained after 3 or 4. We're talking about when the kid is not old enough, like around 2, but wants to walk around and not be in the stroller. @ 'nothing says freedom like', try some basic reading comprehension. I cbf replying to the rest of your points (though I completely disagree), as I'm sure you won't change your mind and I've already tried my best to put up rational opposition to the guys with leash-complexes in this thread. | ||
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HolyExlxF
United States256 Posts
I was an awfully "independent" toddler. When my mother would take me to the mall, I loved to hide everywhere and explore nooks and crannies. My younger brother was WORSE than me, being the type to not only explore, but sprint to wherever he was going, regardless of traffic, human or vehicular. I, myself, had to rescue Nathan multiple times from certain doom. We each had harnesses; mine was blue and his was teal, and they had sweet teddy bears stitched into the front. And you know what? We loved those things. We didn't have to sit tied up in the stroller anymore when we went to the mall (which drove Nathan especially crazy). After our irresponsible phase (age 4, maybe a little later for Nathan) we ditched them. The other 2 children in my family, brother and sister, didn't need them after us because they weren't quite so free spirited about exploration. Anecdotal evidence, etc etc. My parents only used them at the mall or fairs or other very crowded places. Never a corner store or Wally World. | ||
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FallDownMarigold
United States3710 Posts
On August 20 2013 12:21 Djzapz wrote: GPS track your spawn. Leashes are for dogs. ....aaaand thanks to today's cool gadgets, you actually CAN track your spawn super easily with this: http://www.thetileapp.com/ Get one quickly, shit's gonna be in limited supply with the tens of thousands and thousands of pre orders stacking up. There's probably similar crap already out there on the market. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On August 21 2013 10:06 Burrfoot wrote: I actually have a "MADE IN CHINA" shirt to match his "MADE IN MEXICO" shirt, I'm pretty racist. when it comes time to tell him about the birds and the bees, can you do one of your mspaint diagrams to explain how it works???!?! | ||
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Aveng3r
United States2411 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
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Burrfoot
United States1176 Posts
On August 21 2013 11:28 HolyExlxF wrote: It still seems to me that most of the dissenters have this idea that the children being harnessed are harnessed everywhere they are taken, for any reason, for a long period, from ages 1-10 (okay now I'm exaggerating). But seriously, in my experience, both as a child who was so inhumanely harnessed and as an inside observer of many other families who practice this, the children are only harnessed if a) they've shown a penchant for wondering/running/exploring b) are about 3, no more than 4, years old and c) are being taken to very crowded venues such as malls or theme parks. I was an awfully "independent" toddler. When my mother would take me to the mall, I loved to hide everywhere and explore nooks and crannies. My younger brother was WORSE than me, being the type to not only explore, but sprint to wherever he was going, regardless of traffic, human or vehicular. I, myself, had to rescue Nathan multiple times from certain doom. We each had harnesses; mine was blue and his was teal, and they had sweet teddy bears stitched into the front. And you know what? We loved those things. We didn't have to sit tied up in the stroller anymore when we went to the mall (which drove Nathan especially crazy). After our irresponsible phase (age 4, maybe a little later for Nathan) we ditched them. The other 2 children in my family, brother and sister, didn't need them after us because they weren't quite so free spirited about exploration. Anecdotal evidence, etc etc. My parents only used them at the mall or fairs or other very crowded places. Never a corner store or Wally World. Nice anecdote; my mom always likes telling the story of how she came over from Hong Kong all by herself pregnant with my sister and pushing me in a stroller crying to be held, while my brother was tethered to her leg as he was running around like a banshee. I really don't remember that much from those years but all three of us have the baby forehead scars to show we all required stitches from running headfirst into something. On August 21 2013 12:56 QuanticHawk wrote: when it comes time to tell him about the birds and the bees, can you do one of your mspaint diagrams to explain how it works???!?! I'm sure by then MSpaint will be touch-control only and in 3D holographic animated gifs. On August 21 2013 21:40 Aveng3r wrote: Why don't you just get him a cell phone or a pager or something along those lines Good idea, cellphone attached to the kid's collar set to autorecieve so I can talk to the kidnappers! | ||
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MarlieChurphy
United States2065 Posts
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