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There comes a time when even Bros must battle. This is one of those times. For the captainship of Team "Courageous Nuclear Space Destroyer Class Beings of the Extra Terrestrial origin which is Adversary of human race" from the DRTL, two will clash. Only one will be able to post the roster....
Will it be EchOne, Protoss, nice mannered, bro-to-all-except-people-like-Emnjay, Best "D"-Ranks Player to ever play in D-Ranks, and traditional captain of Team Courage?
Or will it be Sentenal, also Protoss, perceived to be a force of unending rage and anger who prowls ADT for the sole purpose of preying upon the weak (but is actually a real nice, mannered, chill guy, u gotta believe me!)?
Game: Starcraft: Brood War
Format: Best of 5
Time: Sometime Saturday, August 17th.
Maps:
Fantasy II
Luna the Final
Neo Requiem
Ride of Valkyries
Longinus 2
Caster(s): Nagisama and co, Tonight, etc
Stakes: Winner gets to post Courage's DRTL5 Roster and say they are captain on paper
The Story So Far...
Weeks ago, D-Ranks Team League Season 5 was announced. Team Courage, long time participant in those leagues, began evaluating itself for the new season. Captain EchOne, aka Prophecy_, fell into apathy... With many players either being bad, quitting, or getting addicted to CSGO, in combination with many new recruits from previous season (like Elem) completely ditching us, Echo decided he did not want to captain the team anymore. Then the following happened, and event that would (not) change Courage forever...
EchOne: Hey Sentenal, you want to be captain of Courage?
Sentenal: Wat? Eh, sure, why not, not like it matters.
EchOne: Okay you are captain.
Sentenal: K
Little did Echo know, that this would ignite Sentenal's massive, inflated ego, causing him to hunger for power. Sentenal would quickly put his new found power to work, declaring that Courage would not play in DRTL5, unless Birdie (captain of the Insurance Team Stealth Bunnies) be officially declared a [word censored due to me not wanting to get warned for use of offensive slurs again]. In addition to this, with his new found power, Sentenal would use his new found power to manipulating other weak minded fools to do his bidding, sowing the seeds of drama.
Eventually, the situation would change. Imatthebeach (player on Team Fanatacist/Babo/Jealous) was unexpectedly proven to be a dirty cheater. But what was even better was that it also implicated SlowBullets, a C-Rank scumbag who was smurfing into a D-Rank League, who had previously earned Sentenal's unending hatred. The situation lead to SlowBullets getting perm'd, and Sentenal's rage was completely erased.
During this time Echo decided he wanted to completely destroy Lmaster in anything and everything, for revenge. This desire for revenge, combined with Sentenal's rage deficit, and with Birdie being proven to be a [word censored due to me not wanting to get warned for use of offensive slurs again], Courage would opt to enter DRTL5, again.
But all is not well. Echo's drive is back, and he wants to be captain again. However, Sentenal and his massive ego were already named captain by him. A long and blood Courage Civil War broke out, claiming the lives of millions. Echo would declare "anyone who wants to play this season must play at least 3 games with me before we start!" This of course was countered by Sentenal, saying "You don't have to play at all, I'll put you on the roster, vote Sentenal 2013." This immediately earned Sentenal the support from founding Courage member, Gaoxi/Shuruken. RedAxis, new recruit, amused by the idea of a blood Courage Civil War, dedicated his unending loyalty and support to Sentenal. Unvoiced opinions of everyone who matters gravitate towards Sentenal, thinking things like "Echo is the captain of decline, whose policies and manner have lead Courage from falling from Gold in DRTL2 and 3, to Silver in DRATL, and finally to 5th Place in DRTL4". Nagisama, another long time Courage member, was like "Who is Sentenal grudgematching...?" and would generally rage at CSGO. SniperTerran would comment "awawawawa gomenasai".
In order to bring this conflict to a close, Sentenal challenged EchOne to a Bo5, winner gets to post roster. Echo accepted. The battle is set.
Results:
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haha, I feel like this post is just going to anger users more then promote a grudgematch.
HOWEVER, Sent can be captain of Team Spit. Since apparently that's his favorite team anyways.
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O_o that's big drama I was not aware of.
But I fully support the grudgematch idea - the best idea in BW gaming so far!
<adds popcorn to grocery list>
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What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs.
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On August 12 2013 02:36 EchOne wrote:
What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs.
You and your Labor Unions will be destroyed for justice. Jobs are evil. They get in the way of being lazy.
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On August 12 2013 02:44 Sentenal wrote:Show nested quote +On August 12 2013 02:36 EchOne wrote:
What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs. You and your Labor Unions will be destroyed for justice. Jobs are evil. They get in the way of being lazy.
Hard work can bring benefits in the future; laziness brings them NOW.
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HYPEE
It's a tough choice between #echo2013 and #Sent2013
Echo does bring some very convincing arguments for his renewal:
On August 12 2013 02:36 EchOne wrote:
What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs.
however
[B]On August 12 2013 02:51 wingpawn wrote:
Hard work can bring benefits in the future; laziness brings them NOW.
is a valid counter-argument.
WHO WILL WIN THE DECIDING GRUDGE MATCH AND BATTLE LMASTER FOR FINAL PvP GLORY?!
There can be only one leader of Courage! May the best manga reading anime watching Robot win!
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May the one with more courage win.
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On August 12 2013 02:36 EchOne wrote:
What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs.
Would you say we would get Job...Truniht?
Sentenal promises laziness. Humans were lazy five thousand years ago, and they're still lazy now. Laziness is humanity's friend. Can we abandon a friend?
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Depending on when DRTL Season 5 is actually going to start, we may need to do this sooner. Hopefully it isn't also starting this saturday.
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During this time Echo decided he wanted to completely destroy Lmaster in anything and everything, for revenge.
Shit. Looks like I'll need to be sure to contract an "illness" when we face courage again.
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On August 12 2013 05:17 Sentenal wrote:
Depending on when DRTL Season 5 is actually going to start, we may need to do this sooner. Hopefully it isn't also starting this saturday.
Nope, shooting for 24th I think. That gives two weeks for teams to get organized, and get a schedule out after the draft.
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I'll need to step up my next hype post to match this one.
Anyhow, I believe the word you are looking for is "faggot"
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i liked it better when you were all being lazy bums
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On August 12 2013 04:11 DarkNetHunter wrote:HYPEE It's a tough choice between #echo2013 and #Sent2013 Echo does bring some very convincing arguments for his renewal: Show nested quote +On August 12 2013 02:36 EchOne wrote:
What exactly are Sentenal's policies for captain that will bring the team back to its rightful leadership position of the league. All he's said was, "You don't have to play at all" which will only serve to increase the Brood War unemplayment rate. My policies, including "play 3 games with me to stay on the roster" are all about job growth. You'll get jobs. Playing Starcraft. With me. Jobs jobs jobs. however Show nested quote +On August 12 2013 02:51 wingpawn wrote:
Hard work can bring benefits in the future; laziness brings them NOW. is a valid counter-argument. [b]WHO WILL WIN THE DECIDING GRUDGE MATCH AND BATTLE LMASTER FOR FINAL PvP GLORY?! There can be only one leader of Courage! May the best manga reading anime watching Robot win!
More like battle RulZBoooM. He is the one winning everything right nao.
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On August 12 2013 06:28 ninazerg wrote:
I'll need to step up my next hype post to match this one.
Anyhow, I believe the word you are looking for is "faggot"
Indeed, but TL.net Bot didn't seem to like me calling people that.
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As much as I love you, Echo...
You're a scumbag. Please die. #sentenal2013
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