EPTIn various places upon this great site, I have posted that I live in SoCal (actually I have been more specific than that) and that I work all over Arizona.
Today.... Today! June 11, 2013... Was. So. RANDOM! Even for me this was random stuff. But let me begin...
Where to begin...
Ah! The beginning. So begins my blog.
It was 12:00 am. I was almost finished browsing TL because of my thin-hotel-wall-with-arguing-Mexican-neighbors induced insomnia. Espanol espanol. After another few minutes I realized my phone was soon to die and I put it down. I went almost immediately to sleep.
6:40 AM the sound of an air raid siren (cost me $1) awoke me from my slumber. I fell back to sleep.
8:00 AM my body's internal clock said I was now allowed to wake up. I got up, discovered bedbugs can do damage, and took care of my toilet.
As I was now looking spiffy, I packed up, checked out, and set out for the tire shop as my company truck had a flat I needed to replace.
A sign on the wall said if you get new tires put them on the rear, and since the full size spare was new and I would buy a new tire, I figured "duh", have them put the spare (front tire blew) in back and replace the spare with an old tire and put the new one in back. Very well.
Work was done, and so I set off from Goodyear to Wenden. On the highway, I noticed with irritation that the truck pulled to one side.
Got to wickenburg... Nice place, but kind of like "Rednecksville, AZ" in a way. Kept going to Wenden, still irritated by truck pulling now due to sore hand.
Finally pull over and inspect shit by the side of the highway in 103 weather. Wouldn't you know it both new tires on the right side of the truck. I swore and said I don't have time for this etc.
Did the work at the farm, damn Africanized bees. Zoned out trial in young melons for Del Monte. Looks promising, but why do you care?
Set out for a different hotel in Goodyear because bedbugs thin walls and top it off they cheated me. Woohoo. Rollin down + Show Spoiler +
Litchfield- if anyone in EG objects pm me and I will remove
I was speeding past the Air Force Base. Maybe 60 MPH. I was In a hurry, it was about 6 and I wanted those tire guys to not be closed so I could raise Cain, you know? But I had this feeling, like a voice was saying, "slow down (myname), slow down this isn't right. Slow down!" So I did. Slowed to like 50 (only 5 over but still speeding).
Sure enough some stupid chick was jaywalking, damn hit the brakes- WAIT WTF STEPHANO?!??!!? THAT'S STEPHANO?!? WTF is he doing here?!??- oh yeah, EG house, Phoenix suburb, STEPHANO. I almost killed STEPHANO and he doesn't even know it. I have a ton of junk in my truck, wouldn't be easy to stop. He gave me a look like "dude I'm walking here" and kept going (btw if you see this Stephano, + Show Spoiler +
where the hell were you going there is nothing over there. A bunch of palm trees & stuff?
So whatever almost killed Stephano keyword almost. Got the tires fixed, went to hotel. They only had smoking rooms (still smells like a crock of shit) set up, went to target to get Epsom salt an a candle, came out and three girls say high school to my age leave Michaels and start crossing parking lot in front of me.
Walking up to my truck their Camry is parked next to it and when almost there, on notices my Lysimeters (all 76 of them), points, and says "wow what are all those pipes who would just carry a ton of pipes?" So I hit the unlock button. They turn around and collectively go "oh" and the other two chuckle (not giggle) and say "well ask him then!" First girl is shy so they say "you're not a squirrel ask him!"
... ... ... My day was not weird enough 0.o O.o 0.O O.O "you're not a squirrel?!? what.. I don't even...
Got to hotel, found I forgot matches, saw the smoke alarm and decided this was a good thing. Played some OoT on my wii and thought "man, this day was weird, and it involve Stephano so imma make a blog on Team Liquid.
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ok. For the faint of heart or stupid. Yes, I had a feeling I should slow down. But really, if I hadn't? Duh, Stephano would have taken a step back, all is well. I didn't even come close but hitting the brakes like I did I probably looked like a jerk.
... Hi.
Welcome to the end of my first wall of text.
