I bent TotalBiscuit over and had my way with him

Starting off in the red trunks at the bottom right of Newkirk Precint, we have TotalBiscuit!




Aaaaaand at the bottom left in the blue trunks, we have Azera!




I ask him if he's the real TB. Note the time at which I asked.




A WHOPPING 41 SECONDS TO REPLY! This is before he even has to build his first supply depot, FYI. Clearly he's stacking his SCVs like a pro.




Back at home, I opened with the standard 15 hatch because I saw JD do it once on his stream.




TB opens with a quick expo with 1 rax and places his CC on the low ground. I let it slide, since he's TB after all.




Being the pro that he is, TB forgets to set a rally point for his Barracks.



TB then transitions to building 2 tech labs while opening his base to a Zergling run-by.



Note that he's queuing Marines at the Barracks with the tech lab.



I decide to go MutaLingBling. I heard NesTea was very successful with it. Meanwhile, in the minimap we can see TB is going for a push.



My bloodthirsty zergling at the watchtower leaps hungrily at the group of bio.



Here he goes!



"OH SHIT! RETREAT!"



TB attempts another poke



Owned.



TB missed a really nice timing as well. If only he had waited for another 30 seconds.



The classic planetary fortress at the natural.



Now TB is setting up for another push.

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Here it comes!



URP



It is at this point TB realizes the mistake that he's made. Should've just camped by the PF at his natural.



Seems like he was trying to establish a third.



"QUICK! TO WHERE IT'S SAFE!"



Forced a cancel on his third expo.



Nearing 200/200, TB sets himself up for another attack.



I prepare my defenses.



My creep is already reaching this third. TB wonders what lies ahead in the darkness.


WADDUP


Before




After




His third gets denied once again.




Counter-attack with my remaining mutas while re-maxing.



TB goes Ultralisk hunting.

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You can tell he tried to pick-up his units but failed miserably.



GG!