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holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
April 17 2013 03:26 GMT
#1
Warning: link can be NSFW (screencaps with language/few explicit pics)

Found this on a forum today, it's possibly one of the best troll job I've ever witnessed.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

"Congratulations! If you are new to this thread, you are about to witness an epic adventure with so many twists and turns that you will laugh, cry, and feel sympathy. But then you will be filled with anger and the laughter will resume. Be ready to devote hours and even days to this one of a kind troll job. If you are already in on this stay tuned to whatever will happen next.

Sit down. Relax. But, strap your freaking seatbealt in and hope that your body is ready."


So I'm in SC.. Get a text from a dude that (I presume) is in FL.. 727 area code.. He's steady pushing for pics, thinking I'm a chick named Kelly..


This could get good, but I have to work early tomorrow so I'll be going to bed soon.. But seeing how aggressive this dude is, I see another mangina coming his way.


Some excerpts:
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+ Show Spoiler +
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A major twist occurs at page 36. Whole screencap recap starts at the bottom of page 92-93. Or start reading from page 1 for individual screencap + input from the thread. It's a LOOOOOOOONG thread.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=92

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jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
April 17 2013 03:46 GMT
#2
wot
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
April 17 2013 04:03 GMT
#3
That was some fked up shit. Guy is obviously mentally ill. Yes I read page 36. Still iono, thats fked up.
XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
April 17 2013 04:45 GMT
#4
this guy is crazy.
"I was so surprised when I first played StarCraft 2. I couldn't believe that such an easy game exists... I guess the best way to attract people these days is to make things easy and simple." -Midas
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
April 17 2013 05:04 GMT
#5
Currently on page 50 and going, I don't even know what emotions are happening right now..but wow.
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
Rumudiez
Profile Joined November 2010
United States40 Posts
April 17 2013 05:11 GMT
#6
Holey potato scribes, 417 pages of comments over there..
Glad he got the trolling for sure
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12676 Posts
April 17 2013 05:23 GMT
#7
lol that was a fun read in a f-ed up way
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Cool Cat
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1644 Posts
April 17 2013 05:27 GMT
#8
On April 17 2013 13:03 Entertaining wrote:
That was some fked up shit. Guy is obviously mentally ill. Yes I read page 36. Still iono, thats fked up.

Agreed. This stopped being funny quickly. Now it's just sad.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-17 06:41:36
April 17 2013 05:43 GMT
#9
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
April 17 2013 06:30 GMT
#10
These are the people we need around here, 419 pages on trolling a disabled person via texting.
If esports had that level of commitment we would be kings of the world.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
April 17 2013 06:51 GMT
#11
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.


beat me to this, was about to link that tumblr too. I guess the "finale" kinda tied up some loose ends? Still really mean spirited but hopefully it taught him a lesson about texting random people for sex
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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
April 17 2013 08:09 GMT
#12
I loved the x-ray which had a dick on it :D
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 17 2013 08:38 GMT
#13
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 17 2013 08:42 GMT
#14
Well I just feel terrible for him.
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
April 17 2013 08:48 GMT
#15
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 17 2013 08:51 GMT
#16
On April 17 2013 17:48 Grovbolle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make

Oh, so because someone is a convicted sex offender (who served his time) it's alright to make jokes at his expense and ridicule him in front of thousands of people?
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
April 17 2013 08:56 GMT
#17
On April 17 2013 17:51 r.Evo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 17:48 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make

Oh, so because someone is a convicted sex offender (who served his time) it's alright to make jokes at his expense and ridicule him in front of thousands of people?


Yeah I don't feel bad for him at all, but I don't want to discuss whether or not this is morally "right". In my book, sleeping with children is wrong on so many levels that I have 0% tolerance. I think the jokes are hilarious and he is pretty gullible.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
April 17 2013 09:33 GMT
#18
On April 17 2013 17:56 Grovbolle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 17:51 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:48 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make

Oh, so because someone is a convicted sex offender (who served his time) it's alright to make jokes at his expense and ridicule him in front of thousands of people?


Yeah I don't feel bad for him at all, but I don't want to discuss whether or not this is morally "right". In my book, sleeping with children is wrong on so many levels that I have 0% tolerance. I think the jokes are hilarious and he is pretty gullible.

Who's saying sleeping with children is a good thing? Perhaps even more relevant, who's sleeping with children?
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
April 17 2013 10:08 GMT
#19
On April 17 2013 18:33 Passion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 17:56 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:51 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:48 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make

Oh, so because someone is a convicted sex offender (who served his time) it's alright to make jokes at his expense and ridicule him in front of thousands of people?


Yeah I don't feel bad for him at all, but I don't want to discuss whether or not this is morally "right". In my book, sleeping with children is wrong on so many levels that I have 0% tolerance. I think the jokes are hilarious and he is pretty gullible.

Who's saying sleeping with children is a good thing? Perhaps even more relevant, who's sleeping with children?


Yeah I just read further, guess he didn't do that.

He seems to be slow, as he says himself, Forrest Gump kind of slow.

I feel kind of bad that I still find this whole thing so hilarious.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-17 10:17:30
April 17 2013 10:17 GMT
#20
On April 17 2013 19:08 Grovbolle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 18:33 Passion wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:56 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:51 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:48 Grovbolle wrote:
On April 17 2013 17:38 r.Evo wrote:
On April 17 2013 14:43 Chairman Ray wrote:
Use this for a collection of everything that went on in that thread
http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

After reading the entire thing, I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's highly emotional, has strong sexual desires, and mentally challenged. Being old and lonely has pushed him into desperation, and he knows he might live his entire life not accomplishing anything or finding any human connection. I suppose at this point, his longing for a last chance at human connection trumps all regard for the law, society, or even human decency. If I was born mentally challenged, with poor physical appearance, and with a very high libido, would I be the same kind of person he is? Maybe circumstance is the only thing separating us. I don't think he needs to be the laughingstock of the internet, nor does he need to be hauled away to prison; he needs some serious help.

I was too disgusted to read more after like 1/4th of it. It's one thing to play a joke on someone, it's on another level to commit to it for apparently weeks and then pretend you did it out of kindness and/or it was just a little prank.


He is a sex offender ffs, it's not that bad IMO.

I am halfway through the tumblr. Loving the jokes and references they make

Oh, so because someone is a convicted sex offender (who served his time) it's alright to make jokes at his expense and ridicule him in front of thousands of people?


Yeah I don't feel bad for him at all, but I don't want to discuss whether or not this is morally "right". In my book, sleeping with children is wrong on so many levels that I have 0% tolerance. I think the jokes are hilarious and he is pretty gullible.

Who's saying sleeping with children is a good thing? Perhaps even more relevant, who's sleeping with children?


Yeah I just read further, guess he didn't do that.

He seems to be slow, as he says himself, Forrest Gump kind of slow.

I feel kind of bad that I still find this whole thing so hilarious.

It is kind of ridiculous, I figure that's hard to deny... but the guy seems pretty much retarded and clearly needs some form of help...

Edit: Nevermind, fuck him, he drinks Bud Light.
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