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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
April 08 2013 23:34 GMT
#1
From time to time, people look at me and they ask,

How did he get where he is today? How did he manage to scrabble his way up the mountain of other, objectively better human beings to stand astride them like some sort of creepy, androgynous titan?


The answer, dear reader, is so simple that I promise you, by the time you've finished reading this post, even you will be able to emulate it. If you employ The SirJolt Method, I guarantee1 your success in fantasy leagues of all types.2

[image loading]
This. This is our ticket to victory.


The best thing you can have going for you in a fantasy league is a dark horse. What you're hoping to do here is identify a player who has been consistently underperforming until now, one you can pick up without paying through the nose... but, more importantly, one that not to many other people will think to pick. Then, you need to check what that player's FPL picks are. If they're careful, you'll need to fly to their house and take a browse through their computer, but if they're careless, they'll post a good fantasy team somewhere you can find it and immitate it.

Having never performed well before, I had a tingling premonition that this season's FPL would be TL artist Hawaiianpig's time to shine. Naturally, when I found his post listing his team, I used it as the inspiration for my own FPL team.

On April 06 2013 08:38 HawaiianPig wrote:
Tardy

Main Team
3 (P)Best
2 (P)Bisu (captain)
5 (T)Fantasy
1 (Z)Hyuk
7 (P)Parting
7 (P)Rain
5 SK Telecom T1

Anti Team
5 (P)HerO
3 (Z)Revival
5 (T)TaeJa

Yup. That's right


And so I constructed my own team.

On April 06 2013 08:50 SirJolt wrote:

The Dapper Dopplegangers

Main Team
3 (P)Best
2 (P)Bisu (captain)
5 (T)Fantasy
1 (Z)Hyuk
7 (P)Parting
7 (P)Rain
5 SK Telecom T1

Anti Team
5 (P)HerO
3 (Z)Revival
5 (T)TaeJa


To the untrained eye, the two might appear very similar, but they are in fact quite distinct.3

From here, all I would have to do to win would be to emulate Hawaiianpig's trades exactly. Of course, since neither of us have ever traded in any FPL we've played in, this should be a relatively easy process.

[image loading]
Only six points shy of first place!


By now I understand that many of you will be clamouring to see how the plan is going. Well, at the moment, I'm in position 154 on the overall FPL leader board and expect to rise to number 15 by the end of the week.

I will, of course, update this post as the league unfolds, but things are looking pretty foolproof for now.

It is my very secret hope that, without trading, I can beat my arch rival... Hawaiianpig.



1. Not a guarantee.
2. Excluding Blood Bowl. There is no method to that madness.
3. The teams are named differently, of course, but apart from that you'll note that they have different managers.
4. That is to say 15(c), there being three people at the moment with exactly the same scores. Quite how this has happened is entirely beyond me.
5. Or, more specifically, 1(a/b)

****
Moderator@SirJolt
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
April 08 2013 23:45 GMT
#2
Lol, i'm doing ok, im ranked 253. I've noticed that the trend is to pick 4 protosses and then pick a terran and a zerg. You can cheat and pick up classic who actually plays toss but counts as a terran. From this point on you just pick a decent zerg that you think will perform well.

"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
April 08 2013 23:52 GMT
#3
LOL xD "the dapper dopplegangers" best name
My religion is Starcraft
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
April 09 2013 00:22 GMT
#4
you're kind of a nut but good luck anyway
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
April 09 2013 00:51 GMT
#5
To beat the HawaiianPig you must...become the HawaiianPig?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 09 2013 01:56 GMT
#6
If you can't beat em, copy their FPL team player for player (and team)!

Awesome :D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-09 01:59:57
April 09 2013 01:59 GMT
#7
The HawaiianPig method is actually the "Tardy" method. It goes like this:

[image loading]


Pick a team that is entirely 100% SKT and win all of FPL


AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
Arceus
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Vietnam8333 Posts
April 09 2013 02:23 GMT
#8
I wonder how to decide the winner if top 2 have the exact same team. Sign-up date?
UltimateHurl
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland591 Posts
April 09 2013 06:42 GMT
#9
Not entirely sure why a blog that says "I'm not even putting enough effort into FPL to construct my own team" feels like it could use a bit more effort and development, but good luck in Proleague at least.
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
April 09 2013 08:38 GMT
#10
On April 09 2013 15:42 UltimateHurl wrote:
Not entirely sure why a blog that says "I'm not even putting enough effort into FPL to construct my own team" feels like it could use a bit more effort and development, but good luck in Proleague at least.

It helps me with my FPL team!
ibraishome
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Germany337 Posts
April 09 2013 08:52 GMT
#11
HerO on anti - that might hurt
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
April 09 2013 10:48 GMT
#12
So the SirJolt method is really the Tardy method... hmmmm
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
April 09 2013 11:20 GMT
#13
On April 09 2013 19:48 mizU wrote:
So the SirJolt method is really the Tardy method... hmmmm


I would like to refer you to my description of the SirJolt Method above.
Moderator@SirJolt
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 09 2013 15:40 GMT
#14
I guess the saying holds true, SKT is best KT .

Otherwise known as SKTardy 1
User was warned for too many mimes.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
April 09 2013 16:55 GMT
#15
On April 09 2013 10:59 HawaiianPig wrote:
The HawaiianPig method is actually the "Tardy" method. It goes like this:

Show nested quote +
[image loading]


Pick a team that is entirely 100% SKT and win all of FPL



This seems like the more reliable option.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
Emzeeshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Canada4203 Posts
April 09 2013 18:42 GMT
#16
--- Nuked ---
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
April 09 2013 20:25 GMT
#17
sup
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
April 09 2013 21:19 GMT
#18
On April 10 2013 05:25 disciple wrote:
sup


I'm choosing to hold Hpig responsible.
Moderator@SirJolt
rift
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1819 Posts
April 10 2013 19:55 GMT
#19
Why's there a '70s porn star next to Jaedong?
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