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My WCS Report, by Danny, Age 9

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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-03 22:31:54
April 03 2013 22:21 GMT
#1

My WCS Report

by Danny Jonhson, Age 9



Hello my name is Danny Johnson and I like video games. StarCraft is my favorite but I don't like the one person game because the big guy kisses the bug lady and thats gross.

When people play a lot of video games they can be really good at them and if they play other people who are good it is called esports. I like to watch esports but my mom says I spend too much time at the computer so sometimes I collect toads outside even though my sister thinks they are dirty and have germs.



Here are some people who run WCS. WCS is a place that you go to when you want to play with people who are famous for video games. WCS is important because some people like video games so much that they make playing them their job. My teacher Mrs Berkshire says it is important to do a job you like but a lot of people who will play WCS sound mad on the internet a lot.



WCS has three different parts, one in Korea one in Europe and one in America. Even though Korea is the smallest they are the best at games and sometimes people in America say it isn't fair. I heard you can play in America even if you are Korean. That sounds like lying to me but my teacher says sometimes it is okay for grownups to lie a little bit like the time we gave my dog medicine and told him it was a treat.



WCS will choose players the same way GSL does. This is good because sometimes contests will choose players in new ways and then no one can know who is winning. It is also bad because you need a tall picture to see how it works.

Here are some people who will run games.




This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.



This is ESL. They play games in Europe that have a lot of people going to them. Their leader is funny and gives piggyback rides on stage. I think he is nice if I met him.



This is GomTV. They run games but they are past my bedtime and I haven't seen any. I think people who play there are good because people from America like me can't win there even though George Washington said everyone should be equal.



This is OnGameNet. They are like GomTV but they only ran some games and then stopped having people play StarCraft because they play another game. I think they want to play more StarCraft because they used to have a lot of it before I was born.



This is KeSPA. They are people that used to be mean and had a fight with StarCraft but they are friends now. They don't run any contests but they make other people pay them to let people play StarCraft.



These are people in NASL. They are sad because they don't get to be in WCS and now that their friend IPL is gone they are lonely in California. My friend Frank says that IPL is not gone but they didn't have their last meeting and now no one talks about it so I think he is telling a joke.

When I grow up I want to play video games and I hope I am good at them when I am old like White-Ra. I think that WCS will be good but parts of it will be bad because it has a lot of new stuff.



Thank you for reading my report.




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courtpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
866 Posts
April 03 2013 22:22 GMT
#2
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?
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Germany368 Posts
April 03 2013 22:23 GMT
#3
COMIC SANS!!!

Nice post though :D
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Australia1240 Posts
April 03 2013 22:23 GMT
#4
On April 04 2013 07:22 courtpanda wrote:
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?


He's hoping to finish it by the time he finishes his university degree
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Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:24 GMT
#5
Sometimes it takes ineloquence to present the truth in the most eloquent way.
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Australia364 Posts
April 03 2013 22:26 GMT
#6
A++
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Scotland112 Posts
April 03 2013 22:26 GMT
#7
nice a little too simple though
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Canada14 Posts
April 03 2013 22:26 GMT
#8
"That sounds like lying to me but my teacher says sometimes it is okay for grownups to lie a little bit like the time we gave my dog medicine and told him it was a treat."

LOL
Firebolt145
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Lalalaland34486 Posts
April 03 2013 22:26 GMT
#9
This is amazingly fun to read.
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Firebolt145
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Lalalaland34486 Posts
April 03 2013 22:27 GMT
#10
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!
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United Kingdom7161 Posts
April 03 2013 22:28 GMT
#11
How entertaining.
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United States2618 Posts
April 03 2013 22:28 GMT
#12
"My mom says to not make fun of people with silly names because their parents were probably on drugs" LOL Sundance got fucked in the name game.
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United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:29 GMT
#13
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.
Kasaraki
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Denmark7115 Posts
April 03 2013 22:29 GMT
#14
My teacher Mrs Berkshire says it is important to do a job you like but a lot of people who will play WCS sound mad on the internet a lot.

Hahahahaha, so awesome.

This is exceptionally well-done. :p
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Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34486 Posts
April 03 2013 22:29 GMT
#15
On April 04 2013 07:29 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.

You're still in school
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:31 GMT
#16
On April 04 2013 07:29 Firebolt145 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:29 kollin wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.

You're still in school

Which gives me the best perspective, does it not?
Tobblish
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Sweden6404 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-03 22:32:47
April 03 2013 22:31 GMT
#17
C-

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nhhaaaaaaa just joking
Thanks for a great read!


Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.


Best thing

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Farmer Poopy
Profile Joined October 2011
258 Posts
April 03 2013 22:32 GMT
#18
That was cute. My favorite parts had to be when he talked about naming children and the George Washington quote. 5/5
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Hong Kong9152 Posts
April 03 2013 22:32 GMT
#19
On April 04 2013 07:29 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.


that was only 4 years ago.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1647 Posts
April 03 2013 22:32 GMT
#20
They don't run any contests but they make other people pay them to let people play StarCraft.

hahaha
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:34 GMT
#21
On April 04 2013 07:32 itsjustatank wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:29 kollin wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.


that was only 4 years ago.

(it was meant to be in a sarcastic/joking manner)
a3den
Profile Joined April 2012
704 Posts
April 03 2013 22:40 GMT
#22
Very good, especially the name joke.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
April 03 2013 22:42 GMT
#23
On April 04 2013 07:23 Duckvillelol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:22 courtpanda wrote:
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?


He's hoping to finish it by the time he finishes his university degree


Hey now not all of us can master every subject in a single lifetime.
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:43 GMT
#24
On April 04 2013 07:42 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:23 Duckvillelol wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:22 courtpanda wrote:
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?


He's hoping to finish it by the time he finishes his university degree


Hey now not all of us can master every subject in a single lifetime.

I'm still extensively studying how extended series makes sense. Little progress has been made.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
April 03 2013 22:51 GMT
#25
The Sundance line almost had me in tears. So good. So good. 5/5
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39489 Posts
April 03 2013 22:54 GMT
#26
Will the GSL format be on the test next week?
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Canada39254 Posts
April 03 2013 22:57 GMT
#27
That picture of Mr. Chae is excellent.
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United States389 Posts
April 03 2013 23:05 GMT
#28
On April 04 2013 07:21 heyoka wrote:
My friend Frank says that IPL is not gone but they didn't have their last meeting and now no one talks about it so I think he is telling a joke.


LOL.... Well played sir.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
April 03 2013 23:06 GMT
#29
HAHA so cute ^^
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United States1672 Posts
April 03 2013 23:33 GMT
#30
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.


Hahaha this is probably my favorite part.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 04 2013 00:35 GMT
#31
I think people who play there are good because people from America like me can't win there even though George Washington said everyone should be equal.

George Washington would be an excellent game balancer.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 04 2013 00:37 GMT
#32
LOL so cute and so awesome in general <3
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Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 04 2013 00:47 GMT
#33
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.

ahahahaha 5/5
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Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2331 Posts
April 04 2013 00:49 GMT
#34
My favourite line is: "This is KeSPA. They are people that used to be mean and had a fight with StarCraft."
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Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
April 04 2013 01:17 GMT
#35
I thought this was going to be an explanation of the new format from the perspective of a 9 year old, but this didn't disappoint. The descriptions were great.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10114 Posts
April 04 2013 01:21 GMT
#36
great write up for a 9 year old and better picture use than me xD
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Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
April 04 2013 01:57 GMT
#37
This is ridiculously funny. Awesome read, loved it ! The Sundance line, the NASL line, the KeSPA line, so much funny stuff !
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Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 04 2013 02:19 GMT
#38
"This is KeSPA. They are people that used to be mean and had a fight with StarCraft but they are friends now."

ROFL!

Very nice. So, how did you get your hands on this? o.O I'm confused as to what your relationship to Danny is.
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Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
April 04 2013 02:49 GMT
#39
you definitely got a star sticker on your report kiddo :D

maybe we should use ''child goggles'' more often.

well played
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Canada2433 Posts
April 04 2013 02:55 GMT
#40
Hahaha very cute. Loved the bit about Sundance and his name loooololol
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Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
April 04 2013 02:56 GMT
#41
I think they want to play more StarCraft because they used to have a lot of it before I was born.

Have to give some love to this line cause there hasn't been any yet. Brilliant, lol.
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United States344 Posts
April 04 2013 04:05 GMT
#42
haha this was high quality. Actually laughed out loud for once.
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Philippines1955 Posts
April 04 2013 04:31 GMT
#43
Sometimes a simple narrative is the most enjoyable read :D
Thanks for sharing this!
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United States6168 Posts
April 04 2013 04:59 GMT
#44
Epic goodness is in the blog. Spotlight worthy, even. (imnsho)

Am I the only one that read this entire thing with the voice oscillating between Day[9]'s "Timmy" voice and the voice of one of the kids from Mr. Wizard?

+ Show Spoiler +
I fear I have just dated myself horribly.
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TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 07:34:22
April 04 2013 07:34 GMT
#45
LOL I felt like I was reading the blog in a kid's voice >< Awesome stuff in there like the name or lies or all the KeSPA/NASL/IPL jokes lol
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Profile Joined March 2010
United States815 Posts
April 04 2013 07:47 GMT
#46
This is awesome! Danny, I think you need to come to some E-sports events and see them in person. Thank you for the wonderful report.
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Denmark134 Posts
April 04 2013 07:59 GMT
#47
Really awesome post, how did this idea come to you?
Would love to hear Day[9]'s Timmy read this out loud.
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Germany14080 Posts
April 04 2013 08:15 GMT
#48
LOL. Good job Danny. <3

Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
April 04 2013 09:04 GMT
#49
On April 04 2013 13:59 felisconcolori wrote:
Epic goodness is in the blog. Spotlight worthy, even. (imnsho)

Am I the only one that read this entire thing with the voice oscillating between Day[9]'s "Timmy" voice and the voice of one of the kids from Mr. Wizard?

+ Show Spoiler +
I fear I have just dated myself horribly.


That's not too far off, I was imagining something in between Timmy and the autistic kid from The Wizard. I've never seen Mr Wizard though I'm not that old.

Mostly I was just imagining this kid and laughing to myself while writing it so I'm glad it came across right.
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Canada167 Posts
April 04 2013 09:52 GMT
#50
This is all sorts of awesome, 5 stars. <3
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France10201 Posts
April 04 2013 10:03 GMT
#51
That's really awesome ! That's all i have to say !
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United States843 Posts
April 04 2013 10:12 GMT
#52
this is awesome, thanks for the laughs
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Canada39254 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 10:14:44
April 04 2013 10:14 GMT
#53
Wrong thread somehow
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Last Edited: 2013-04-04 11:50:20
April 04 2013 11:49 GMT
#54
On April 04 2013 16:34 BigFan wrote:
LOL I felt like I was reading the blog in a kid's voice ><


same!

enjoyed it, thanks heyokaDanny

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Bisutopia19224 Posts
April 04 2013 16:27 GMT
#55
Oh this is written so well and really captured the voice of a kid as I read it.
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Germany5113 Posts
April 04 2013 16:40 GMT
#56
Haha, this is golden. Awesome!
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Germany999 Posts
April 04 2013 17:09 GMT
#57
Is that Comic Sans, Danny?! Here's an F for eFFort!
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United States37 Posts
April 04 2013 17:20 GMT
#58
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing.

That George Washington crack blew my mind.
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
April 04 2013 19:25 GMT
#59
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.
this is golden
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France503 Posts
April 04 2013 19:56 GMT
#60
Amazing OP mate.
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Profile Joined June 2011
Germany13591 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 20:47:20
April 04 2013 20:47 GMT
#61
The Sundance jab and the Frank Fields line are awesome, overall a really fun blog to read and the pictures make it even better.

Thanks for posting, I'm sure you had as much fun writing it as I had reading it.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 04 2013 20:48 GMT
#62
This never gets less funny, even as I reread it.
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12519 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-05 10:48:52
April 05 2013 10:45 GMT
#63
On April 04 2013 07:32 Oreo7 wrote:
They don't run any contests but they make other people pay them to let people play StarCraft.

hahaha

I saw this quote before reading the blog itself. And assumed it was about Blizzard. Oops.
If you think about it, Blizzard partnered with others to run their contest, so they don't run it themselves. Blizzard also makes all big leagues pay them for obligatory licence, otherwise they won't let people play StarCraft there. So it fits.
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Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
April 05 2013 13:31 GMT
#64
Danny, you're going places
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Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States227 Posts
April 05 2013 18:59 GMT
#65
Lol. Comic Sans
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Canada418 Posts
April 05 2013 19:52 GMT
#66
This was very fun to read. It's astounding how simple language can portray the truth so clearly. Thanks.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28085 Posts
April 05 2013 23:35 GMT
#67
I feel bad for Kollin, this kid will take his spot as the new SC2 writer for TL. Just got to break the news I guess.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 05 2013 23:52 GMT
#68
I've already moved over to the Dota writers, much easier to get a job there.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
April 08 2013 14:27 GMT
#69
Probably the clearest explanation of WCS so far.
A+ Danny, excellent use of pictures!
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