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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-27 17:13:21
March 27 2013 17:06 GMT
#1
Or at least how it feels.

[image loading]

****
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44282 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-27 17:15:42
March 27 2013 17:14 GMT
#2
5/5; so true.

And I'd read this book too (video cliff notes can be found here: + Show Spoiler +
)
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
March 27 2013 17:28 GMT
#3
Pretty much
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
March 27 2013 18:06 GMT
#4
So when I go to the bookstore am I supposed to look in Romance or the Science Fiction section? I am a confused. o.o
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
March 27 2013 18:07 GMT
#5
Look in bestsellers, obv.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
March 27 2013 18:10 GMT
#6
hahahahaha
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
March 27 2013 18:10 GMT
#7
Right in the feels.
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Holdenintherye
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada1441 Posts
March 27 2013 18:32 GMT
#8
Lol well done 5/5
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
March 27 2013 19:10 GMT
#9
Perfect.
hahaha
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guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
March 27 2013 19:58 GMT
#10
People actually read these SC books?
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11349 Posts
March 27 2013 20:08 GMT
#11
On March 28 2013 04:58 guN-viCe wrote:
People actually read these SC books?

Of course

Came for the Alien-esque, gritty sci fi.
Stayed for the romance novels.
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fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 27 2013 20:08 GMT
#12
They've been on TL reading our girl blogs. They've listened.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
March 27 2013 21:37 GMT
#13
I like the absence of protoss. or maybe zeratul is in there and we just cant tell.
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-27 22:02:28
March 27 2013 22:01 GMT
#14
Succinct and accurate.

On March 28 2013 04:58 guN-viCe wrote:
People actually read these SC books?


I opened up one of them last week to a random page and the first thing I read was some kind of sex scene where a woman was trying to seduce Raynor for his power or some shit I don't even remember.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
March 27 2013 22:04 GMT
#15
50 shades of reynor
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 27 2013 23:23 GMT
#16
LOL A+

Even better that your handle is flaccid.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 27 2013 23:23 GMT
#17
Hah, nice. I guess it would help if I knew Nicholas Sparks was a known author. Googling is too hard!
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Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
March 28 2013 00:02 GMT
#18
i lol'ed :D very witty indeed
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Suichoy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada397 Posts
March 28 2013 00:18 GMT
#19
Dat good. Dat real good.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9617 Posts
March 28 2013 03:53 GMT
#20
On March 28 2013 03:06 StarStruck wrote:
So when I go to the bookstore am I supposed to look in Romance or the Science Fiction section? I am a confused. o.o

teen paranormal romance, the twilight section.
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12387 Posts
March 28 2013 03:56 GMT
#21
will sell better than twilight
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
FrogsAreDogs
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada181 Posts
March 28 2013 06:24 GMT
#22
I dont get it???? =|
YO
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-28 07:12:22
March 28 2013 07:11 GMT
#23
On March 28 2013 15:24 FrogsAreDogs wrote:
I dont get it???? =|



Its a joke on how bad the romance in HOTS is...

However, its still a better love story than twilight
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 28 2013 08:50 GMT
#24
applause, applause, well satired.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
March 28 2013 14:38 GMT
#25
On March 28 2013 15:24 FrogsAreDogs wrote:
I dont get it???? =|


As much as I wish to avoid explaining jokes, I need to remember that not everyone was in the dating pool a decade ago when every girlfriend on the planet Earth wanted to jump Ryan Gosling.

+ Show Spoiler +

Nicholas Sparks writes predictable, sappy love stories. He sells a lot of books because of it.

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Bagi
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany6799 Posts
March 28 2013 21:17 GMT
#26
Man, I wish it was at the level of those books. Might be sappy and awkward, but it would at least make some sense.
kawaiiryuko
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States368 Posts
March 28 2013 22:56 GMT
#27
I think every girlfriend on planet Earth /still/ wants to jump Ryan Gosling. And half of the gay men on Earth too.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9617 Posts
March 29 2013 01:48 GMT
#28
and some straight men
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